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To say or prove that you've had a worst Summer (actually going back to late last year but that's another story) than I have in the last 7 weeks. Ugly, ugly ugly. Worst ever.
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I had major back surgery and a cystoscopy and dilatation.

Go......
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I died.

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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:35 pm I had major back surgery and a cystoscopy and dilatation.

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Yeah, been following that. Not a good Summer. Mine is a lot lot worse, if possible.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:59 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:35 pm I had major back surgery and a cystoscopy and dilatation.

Go......
Yeah, been following that. Not a good Summer. Mine is a lot lot worse, if possible.
before i start making jokes i need to know what happened.
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pork wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:59 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:35 pm I had major back surgery and a cystoscopy and dilatation.

Go......
Yeah, been following that. Not a good Summer. Mine is a lot lot worse, if possible.
before i start making jokes i need to know what happened.
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I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:27 am I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.
Friday I'm going back in for 5-6 weeks of respitory rehab. All the crap in the air and lounging around for the month of May due to the back surgery has put my lung capacity in the toilet.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:27 am I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.
Yeah, that's pretty bad too.
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I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.
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Blast wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:17 am
pork wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:59 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:35 pm I had major back surgery and a cystoscopy and dilatation.

Go......
Yeah, been following that. Not a good Summer. Mine is a lot lot worse, if possible.
before i start making jokes i need to know what happened.
He came down with an std in his throat. His income has suffered accordingly.
:lol: LMFAO!!!!!
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I hired an amazing new guy and now I work even less. I'm basically semi-retired in my late 40's. :D
Hope this helps.
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Soooo, EMS found you on the floor of your room. Were they on the prowl peeking in windows?

And you don't know whether you were unconscious or dead.... :roll:

You've been brain dead since St. Paddy's Day. 1968.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:31 am I hired an amazing new guy and now I work even less. I'm basically semi-retired in my late 40's. :D
Hope this helps.
That’s terrific. I hope your success results in better opportunities for the team.
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Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:10 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:31 am I hired an amazing new guy and now I work even less. I'm basically semi-retired in my late 40's. :D
Hope this helps.
That’s terrific. I hope your success results in better opportunities for the team.
I have a great crew and they deserve a shit ton of credit. They like to work and I'm happy to let them do it. I pop in every other day or so for a couple of hours and thats it. They'll be getting good bonuses this year.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:03 am
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:10 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:31 am I hired an amazing new guy and now I work even less. I'm basically semi-retired in my late 40's. :D
Hope this helps.
That’s terrific. I hope your success results in better opportunities for the team.
I have a great crew and they deserve a shit ton of credit. They like to work and I'm happy to let them do it. I pop in every other day or so for a couple of hours and thats it. They'll be getting good bonuses this year.
I know where you can get a ton of shit on credit.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:28 am Y'all think your shit is bad. I belong to this internet forum of candy asses who know little about civil rights, fawned over this schnura with big tits but not much else, is run by a few that get their knickers all full of caca when they dont like something or someone, despite that persons sincerest efforts! I don't know what to do with this group of miscreants, but I sure know its fun to penetrate their epidermis and makem itch. Can you recommend some sort of remedial action? I'm at the end of my rope with these.......um.......people.
I recommend a clean break. You dont need these people in your life. Its probably best that you be done with them.
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Keep posting here CTC and we will all be caught up with you in no time.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:27 am I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.
Damn that’s tough. Hope you’re able to keep your sanity through this 🙏🏼
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Biker wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:17 pm
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:27 am I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.
Damn that’s tough. Hope you’re able to keep your sanity through this 🙏🏼
Oh I laugh about it. Beach crying about it. I’m finally able to use a urinal now. So I don’t have to piss in the diaper.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:28 pm To say or prove that you've had a worst Summer (actually going back to late last year but that's another story) than I have in the last 7 weeks. Ugly, ugly ugly. Worst ever.
I didn't know you were a Mets fan too.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2023 11:28 pm To say or prove that you've had a worst Summer (actually going back to late last year but that's another story) than I have in the last 7 weeks. Ugly, ugly ugly. Worst ever.
I didn't know you were a Mets fan too.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:27 am I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.
jeez. did you fall off of a roof
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:59 am I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.
that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.
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pork wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:25 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:59 am I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.
that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.
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