Millennial Men Not Getting Laid in Record Numbers

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Re: Millennial Men Not Getting Laid in Record Numbers

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Look how RD, the resident scumbag on this forum is so bent on fucking with me. What a fucking loser. I'll break it down to you this way you ignorant Fuck RD. :evil: , You are a waste of my time and if I had to guess you waste a lot of other people's time with your skanky loser whore mother attitude. Do society a favor & STFU for a change. The ONLY thing you have to offer is to STFU because when you talk you are nothing more than an ignorant scumbag. Think about it scumbag. :roll:
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I get it, RD was abused by his whore mother. He was a victim. But still that doesn't give him a license to be a complete asshole. Grow up RD, seriously.
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Re: Millennial Men Not Getting Laid in Record Numbers

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:06 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:43 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.
God hates you. God hates you so much he took away your ability to breed. Even God doesn't want any little FSF's running around. God really hates you.

Think about it.
I have children loser. Just not from my current wife. I don't talk about my kids on this forum because scumbags like you will only disrespect them like you're so bent on doing. You can't touch me dog. You are a massive scumbag but I've seen people like you before. You are dirt. Think about it. Fuck you & your dirtbag family that you come from. Trust me, I'm so much better than you are it's not even funny.
Please ask your wife to cross her legs. I can smell the rancid gym sauce inside her from up here in Canada.

God hates you.

Your Mom is a whore.

Your wife is a gym slut.

Think about it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:20 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:06 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:43 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.
God hates you. God hates you so much he took away your ability to breed. Even God doesn't want any little FSF's running around. God really hates you.

Think about it.
I have children loser. Just not from my current wife. I don't talk about my kids on this forum because scumbags like you will only disrespect them like you're so bent on doing. You can't touch me dog. You are a massive scumbag but I've seen people like you before. You are dirt. Think about it. Fuck you & your dirtbag family that you come from. Trust me, I'm so much better than you are it's not even funny.
Please ask your wife to cross her legs. I can smell the rancid gym sauce inside her from up here in Canada.

God hates you.

Your Mom is a whore.

Your wife is a gym slut.

Think about it.
OK, I get it. You are a miserable piece of shit that's talking shit because you have nothing better to do but be a loser. You are a joke shit bag. Keep talking out of your ass because that defines you fuck face.
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All I can tell you is that I've been on the UJ board since 2003 and I've never met a bigger scumbag than RD. My theory is that his whore mother that abused him fucked the chump up. But still, that doesn't give him a license to be a complete jerkoff. Fuck your mother RD, and fuck you too. Maybe if you kill yourself you'll be buried right next to her. Isn't that what you want, bitch? I doubt you have the balls to admit it.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:22 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:20 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:06 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:43 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.
God hates you. God hates you so much he took away your ability to breed. Even God doesn't want any little FSF's running around. God really hates you.

Think about it.
I have children loser. Just not from my current wife. I don't talk about my kids on this forum because scumbags like you will only disrespect them like you're so bent on doing. You can't touch me dog. You are a massive scumbag but I've seen people like you before. You are dirt. Think about it. Fuck you & your dirtbag family that you come from. Trust me, I'm so much better than you are it's not even funny.
Please ask your wife to cross her legs. I can smell the rancid gym sauce inside her from up here in Canada.

God hates you.

Your Mom is a whore.

Your wife is a gym slut.

Think about it.
OK, I get it. You are a miserable piece of shit that's talking shit because you have nothing better to do but be a loser. You are a joke shit bag. Keep talking out of your ass because that defines you fuck face.
You 2 need to get a room and figure out who's pitching and who's catching
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:24 pm Maybe if you kill yourself you'll be buried right next to her. Isn't that what you want, bitch? I doubt you have the balls to admit it.
My Dad is buried beside her, so that spot is kind of taken.

How's that leg crossing thing working out? The smell is getting pretty bad up here.
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:28 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:22 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:20 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:06 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:43 pm Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.
God hates you. God hates you so much he took away your ability to breed. Even God doesn't want any little FSF's running around. God really hates you.

Think about it.
I have children loser. Just not from my current wife. I don't talk about my kids on this forum because scumbags like you will only disrespect them like you're so bent on doing. You can't touch me dog. You are a massive scumbag but I've seen people like you before. You are dirt. Think about it. Fuck you & your dirtbag family that you come from. Trust me, I'm so much better than you are it's not even funny.
Please ask your wife to cross her legs. I can smell the rancid gym sauce inside her from up here in Canada.

God hates you.

Your Mom is a whore.

Your wife is a gym slut.

Think about it.
OK, I get it. You are a miserable piece of shit that's talking shit because you have nothing better to do but be a loser. You are a joke shit bag. Keep talking out of your ass because that defines you fuck face.
You 2 need to get a room and figure out who's pitching and who's catching
I'm in a bit of a funky mood tonight. Thought I'd rile up the forum retard.
And for the record... that bitch couldn't touch my fastball!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Dude, I don't know what you problem is, but you have gone total psycho. Mental breakdown. Need to look in your own mirror. Been pretty ugly. Not what we have seen from you before. Not a good picture.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Dude, I don't know what you problem is, but you have gone total psycho. Mental breakdown. Need to look in your own mirror. Been pretty ugly. Not what we have seen from you before. Not a good picture.
Says the guy who thinks Donald Trump doesn't lie. :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:29 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:24 pm Maybe if you kill yourself you'll be buried right next to her. Isn't that what you want, bitch? I doubt you have the balls to admit it.
My Dad is buried beside her, so that spot is kind of taken.

How's that leg crossing thing working out? The smell is getting pretty bad up here.
What I do know, because I'm a man is that your father is a fucking pussy for not dealing with that whore the right way. If I were him I would have pissed on her grave & done the right thing, but it takes people like you to forgive and condone whores for them to prosper in our society today. Nice job faggot. You disgust me, so fuck you & the horse you rode in on.
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I love how RD continues to accuse my wife of being a whore where meanwhile she's the farthest thing from it and is an awesome wife. He just can't deal with reality that his mom was a whore and my wife is not. Srsly RD, you suck and you talk out of your ass. Get a life chump. I never want to meet you IRL and I wouldn't be surprised that you hate my wife so much not only because your mom is a whore, but because your own wife is too. :lol: Now that's the truth! Fuck off scumbag!
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:43 pm but it takes people like you to forgive and condone whores for them to prosper in our society today.
I forgive your gym-whore wife. May she live long and prosper.

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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:07 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:58 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:56 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:50 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:46 pm There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
i'm pretty sure her goals are set a little higher than a stand by extra for Mayberry RFD
She's the one with baggage though, not WTC. WTC is living large and is not selfish and has a lot to offer. You don't see that?
You like him so much, you marry him.
I would if I wasn't already married. WTC rox this site and kicks all of your pussies ass. It's hysterical to watch him clean up this
WTC, you may wanna watch your ass, looks like FSF is adding gay stalker to his list of internet credentials.
I'm on it.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:00 pm In between marriages I dated a conservative woman and we had great conversations. People need to get out of their comfort zones.
Agreed. Mrs. CHEEZY was ridiculously Liberal when we met and we could talk/argue for hours. Its one of the things that made her different than the usual girls I dated. Not sure what happened but she is pretty much more conservative than I am now. :lol:
Reality happened.
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Young men have it so bad nowadays. Stealing a kiss is a felony. You're taught you are a pig before you get pubes. Playing video games instead of developing social skills is a ticket to nowhere.

Alpha males bust more than their share of cherries. The ones who aven't had their masculinity pounded out of them by the SJW crowd. Sheesh, we're becoming Japan.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
Chasing older women doesn't suit you....
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:37 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Dude, I don't know what you problem is, but you have gone total psycho. Mental breakdown. Need to look in your own mirror. Been pretty ugly. Not what we have seen from you before. Not a good picture.you
Says the guy who thinks Donald Trump doesn't lie. :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
Good Luck. Hope you get your smile back. Cause right now you are one fucked up dude. Not the Rd we are use to. Get your shit together.
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megman wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
Chasing older women doesn't suit you....
Well, they're generally easier to catch. Especially the really old ones.

Soon I'll only be able to catch the ones with walkers :shifty:
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FSchmertz wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:13 am
megman wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
Chasing older women doesn't suit you....
Well, they're generally easier to catch. Especially the really old ones.

Soon I'll only be able to catch the ones with walkers :shifty:
Well WTC is only 27 unless he's lying. So if that's true ER is an old bat to him.... :lol:
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lmao!
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:03 am :threadjacked:
I sorry. Wasn't WTC just talking about how both of you could hook up? That's hot. :P
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Alicia is cheering both of you on.

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Yep, NY. Some people make it here, most people don't. I have 4 people staying at my house right now trying to make it. I'll make a space for you on my sofa EV. You're more welcome to try. I'm cheap, $170 a week.
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