Millennial Men Not Getting Laid in Record Numbers

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How about not taking photographs with your mouth all gaped open. Not an attractive look.

Will say, it's why I love my boy. A year after he graduated HS, he was already on his own (with a few room mates) in his own apartment, and has been since. He's always invited to come back home if he wants, but he likes his own independence, and he has a great job and social life. And he doesn't have his mouth wide open when pics of him are taken.
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i'm not sure if this is any part of it, but the rise of these mega churches, non denominational mammoths, have roped in a ton of kids high school age and in their 20's.
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Because most are fucking effeminate soyboys.
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Hmm this statistic does not accurately represent my life. Im offended.
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I've definately seen the "No conservative" "No Trump" annotations on dating profiles, mostly means high maintenance bitches who have to be right all the time. It didn't stop that nurse practitioner from losing her clothes really quick, then again I had this one chick going off nonstop for an hour and a half over the phone and hung up on me when I challenged one of her statements. She was a trainwreck over the phone and I had to see where it was going.
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Fuck 'em!

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it seems like it would be an awful lot of fun to bang these "no conservative" chicks and then afterward casually throw on your MAGA hat. :lol:
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In between marriages I dated a conservative woman and we had great conversations. People need to get out of their comfort zones.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:48 pm it seems like it would be an awful lot of fun to bang these "no conservative" chicks and then afterward casually throw on your MAGA hat. :lol:
She found out when we met for drinks. She was my first one night stand off my new single life. She was the chick that had nipplegasms.
Wut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:00 pm In between marriages I dated a conservative woman and we had great conversations. People need to get out of their comfort zones.
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I feel sorry for the Millennials. I blame it on the #METOO movement and all the other bullshit going on in society today.

I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married. 8-)

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Wut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:00 pm In between marriages I dated a conservative woman and we had great conversations. People need to get out of their comfort zones.
Agreed. Mrs. CHEEZY was ridiculously Liberal when we met and we could talk/argue for hours. Its one of the things that made her different than the usual girls I dated. Not sure what happened but she is pretty much more conservative than I am now. :lol:
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
That is mostly your fault.I know you are a single Mom, going to school and working. It is a tough damn road to travel. However, you are gorgeous and have the pussy. All you would have to do is snap your fingers and you would have a ton of guys lined up for a chance to bang you.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.


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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:46 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
i'm pretty sure her goals are set a little higher than a stand by extra for Mayberry RFD
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Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:50 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:46 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
i'm pretty sure her goals are set a little higher than a stand by extra for Mayberry RFD
She's the one with baggage though, not WTC. WTC is living large and is not selfish and has a lot to offer. You don't see that?
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:56 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:50 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:46 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
i'm pretty sure her goals are set a little higher than a stand by extra for Mayberry RFD
She's the one with baggage though, not WTC. WTC is living large and is not selfish and has a lot to offer. You don't see that?
You like him so much, you marry him.
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Whackov wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:42 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
That is mostly your fault.I know you are a single Mom, going to school and working. It is a tough damn road to travel. However, you are gorgeous and have the pussy. All you would have to do is snap your fingers and you would have a ton of guys lined up for a chance to bang you.
:lol: Yeah, OK. I guess if you're desperate like you are you might... OK, Love the mix :lol:
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:58 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:56 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:50 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:46 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:04 pm Weird so I'm not the only one not getting laid
Raises hand to volunteer.
There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
i'm pretty sure her goals are set a little higher than a stand by extra for Mayberry RFD
She's the one with baggage though, not WTC. WTC is living large and is not selfish and has a lot to offer. You don't see that?
You like him so much, you marry him.
I would if I wasn't already married. WTC rox this site and kicks all of your pussies ass. It's hysterical to watch him clean up this place.

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:43 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.
God hates you. God hates you so much he took away your ability to breed. Even God doesn't want any little FSF's running around. God really hates you.

Think about it.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:58 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:56 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:50 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:46 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:26 pm Raises hand to volunteer.
There Ev goes. Now she can get laid the right way. Take my pal WTC. He's hard working & single & has his own home. He has no baggage like kids either. This is the type of dude that can take care of Evan. She can move into his home with her rug rats and be well taken care of. This is a match made from heaven. I hope you two work it out.
i'm pretty sure her goals are set a little higher than a stand by extra for Mayberry RFD
She's the one with baggage though, not WTC. WTC is living large and is not selfish and has a lot to offer. You don't see that?
You like him so much, you marry him.
I would if I wasn't already married. WTC rox this site and kicks all of your pussies ass. It's hysterical to watch him clean up this
WTC, you may wanna watch your ass, looks like FSF is adding gay stalker to his list of internet credentials.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:06 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:43 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:38 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 10:25 pm I'm just thankful I managed to bang a boatload of hot chicks in my time & now am happily married.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better about yourself, then you aren't really making yourself feel better about yourself because you know that you're lying. It's all smoke and mirrors. Think about it.

Your Mom is a fucking whore.
Lmao. You're so full of shit it's funny. I have you wrapped around my finger my bitch.
God hates you. God hates you so much he took away your ability to breed. Even God doesn't want any little FSF's running around. God really hates you.

Think about it.
I have children loser. Just not from my current wife. I don't talk about my kids on this forum because scumbags like you will only disrespect them like you're so bent on doing. You can't touch me dog. You are a massive scumbag but I've seen people like you before. You are dirt. Think about it. Fuck you & your dirtbag family that you come from. Trust me, I'm so much better than you are it's not even funny.
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