Give Me Your Nacho Cheese Sauce Recipes.

[VinceBordenIII]

Do it.

I just made my first nacho cheese sauce effort. It was not all it might have been.

[Wut]

Melt some cheese, throw it in the trash.

[Animal]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

[megman]

Do it.

I just made my first nacho cheese sauce effort. It was not all it might have been.

Make me. Do it...

[Reservoir Dog]

"Hey babe! Make me some nachos, will ya."

[Animal]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

jimmy dean spicy sausage. I love you.

[megman]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

jimmy dean spicy sausage. I love you.

Is that what WTC told you it was?

[megman]

I'm just wrapping up pressure canning 12 liters of Duck sauce. Plum sauce for you heathens.

[WestTexasCrude]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

No shit, velveeta? Get the hell out of here. Blasphemy.

[Animal]

No shit, velveeta? Get the hell out of here. Blasphemy.

because nacho cheese sauce is known for its high class cheese ingredient.

[FSchmertz]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

No shit, velveeta? Get the hell out of here. Blasphemy.

I'm thinking you should use really sharp cheddar. Hard to melt though.

[megman]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

No shit, velveeta? Get the hell out of here. Blasphemy.

NOW you diss Kraft products?

[WestTexasCrude]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

No shit, velveeta? Get the hell out of here. Blasphemy.

NOW you diss Kraft products?

[Antknot]

A can of spray cheese.
A bunch of Wendy's chilli seasoning packets.

Mix, eat, enjoy.

[VinceBordenIII]

Basically,
1/2 cup milk
1 cup half and half
4 oz each Monterey Jack and Cheddar.
1/4 tsp cayenne
1 whole green chili pepper
Salt.

2 tbsp butter
2 tbsp flour.

Make a roux with butter and flour. Add cream, bring to near boil. Add chili and seasoning, melt the jack into the mixture, then the cheddar.
Add milk to correct consistency.

Think I’m going all cheddar next time. It was a semi hit, but didn’t please me.

Velveeta would be smoother, no doubt.

[VinceBordenIII]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

No shit, velveeta? Get the hell out of here. Blasphemy.

Yep. The Velvetta part solidified that fake Flumper is a Yank

Wondering how many actual posters there are here, now.

[CHEEZY17]

Christ almighty, you can get a can of nacho cheese for a buck at the grocery store.

[Geist]

1 package (tube) of spicy breakfast sausage.
1 block of velveeta cheese.
1 can of hot rotelle tomatoes.

brown the sausage, crumbled up (like taco meat). drain and pat dry
heat the cheese in a crockpot, add the rotelle and the sausage.

make sure you don't get any of this stuff on your forehead or your tongue might beat your brains out. Thanks.

And you wonder why no one believes youre the real Flumper from Texas

If he started with a roux and not a block of shitty cheese, that would have been much more suspicious.

[FSchmertz]

Christ almighty, you can get a can of nacho cheese for a buck at the grocery store.

Same recipe as "flumper" posted!

[PimpDaddy]

[Animal]

nacho cheese sauce is not something you order at a michelin star restaurant. its not something you will see on Martha Stewart or Hell's Kitchen.

Its something you find in a cheap, greasy, shit hole place that never passes a kitchen inspection on the first try. The kind of place that uses velveeta cheese and tomatoes from a can.

so, get a fucking pan, brown some spicy breakfast sausage. put a pot on a stove and heat up a big block of velveeta cheese, dump in the cooked sausage, and open a can of hot rotelle and dump it in. Get a bag of Santitas tortilla chips and gain some fucking weight. Thanks.

[FreakShowFanatic]

I think this recipe might taste a little better than your velveeta and canned tomatoes...

1/4 cup melted butter
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
3 cups cold milk
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon ground dried chipotle pepper
1/4 teaspoon ancho chile powder
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 pound sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded
1/4 pound Monterey Jack cheese, shredded
1/4 pound Muenster cheese, shredded

Prep 15 m
Cook 15 m
Ready In 30 m

Melt butter in a large pot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Sprinkle in 3 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon flour. Whisk constantly until the mixture is thick and all the flour is incorporated, 3 to 4 minutes.

Slowly pour cold milk into the butter mixture, whisking constantly until combined. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until slightly thickened, about 5 minutes. Stir in paprika, ground chipotle, ancho chile powder, & cayenne pepper.

Reduce heat to low and add sharp Cheddar cheese, Monterey Jack cheese, and Muenster cheese, a handful at a time; stir until thoroughly melted.

[Animal]

^ and when your vagina is fully formed make sure to buy the extra absorbent tampons.

[B-Tender]

The best nachos I have had, didn't have processed, runny cheese on them. They had several layers of different cheese blends that either melted in a convection oven, or a salamander(overhead heat).

[Animal]

The best nachos I have had, didn't have processed, runny cheese on them. They had several layers of different cheese blends that either melted in a convection oven, or a salamander(overhead heat).

melting cheese on top of nachos is not even the same thing as a "nacho cheese sauce". nacho cheese sauce's are semi liquid and either for dipping or pouring over chips. thanks.