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Gimme your best insults

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There is a poster here whose insults seem to be limited to triggered and snowflake. I have seen more creativity from dead posters in SFW. In an effort to help him improve his game I want to be insulted in this thread.

Please keep in mind, we are trying to help one of our more mentally challenged posters so if you have the capability of using larger, more than 2 syllable, words please attach the definition and proper pronunciation. Also please refrain from putting any flavoring on the windows in here, not only to keep him from licking the windows but I just started cutting calories again and my self control isn't the best right now, or any time there is pussy involved, or booze. Ok. My self control just sucks. But I digress. Send 'em you sad lonely old pervz.
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You're beneath insulting.
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Methuselah slew the Philistine with your jawbone. (Smart people, help the dumb people.)
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Deathproof wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:31 am Methuselah slew the Philistine with your jawbone. (Smart people, help the dumb people.)
That is a quality way of calling me a jackass. Nice.
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Antknot wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:45 am You're beneath insulting.
No way to come back from that without looking silly or pathetic. Well done.
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If words could sum up how pathetic you are, I would.
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This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
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The jerk store called, and they are running out of YOU!
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
Go fuck your mother cunt face. Our threads are vastly superior to anything you come up with shit for brains.

You can't hold a candle to WTC. He is far more entertaining than you'll ever be.
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if blasted ever got an enema, you could bury him in a match box.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
Go fuck your mother cunt face. Our threads are vastly superior to anything you come up with shit for brains.

You can't hold a candle to WTC. He is far more entertaining than you'll ever be.
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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
Go fuck your mother cunt face. Our threads are vastly superior to anything you come up with shit for brains.

You can't hold a candle to WTC. He is far more entertaining than you'll ever be.
The thread is about insulting the OP. The genius of my post, which you are incapable of grasping because you have a tiny brain, is that I not only insulted him; I insulted him by insulting you 2 fucknuts at the same time.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:52 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
Go fuck your mother cunt face. Our threads are vastly superior to anything you come up with shit for brains.

You can't hold a candle to WTC. He is far more entertaining than you'll ever be.
The thread is about insulting the OP. The genius of my post, which you are incapable of grasping because you have a tiny brain, is that I not only insulted him; I insulted him by insulting you 2 fucknuts at the same time.
But you didn't, because our threads are awesome. You just ended up looking like the pompous fucktard that you are. Keep bragging that you like to lick ass homo boy.
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Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:03 am There is a poster here whose insults seem to be limited to triggered and snowflake. I have seen more creativity from dead posters in SFW. In an effort to help him improve his game I want to be insulted in this thread.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:59 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:52 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
Go fuck your mother cunt face. Our threads are vastly superior to anything you come up with shit for brains.

You can't hold a candle to WTC. He is far more entertaining than you'll ever be.
The thread is about insulting the OP. The genius of my post, which you are incapable of grasping because you have a tiny brain, is that I not only insulted him; I insulted him by insulting you 2 fucknuts at the same time.
But you didn't, because our threads are awesome. You just ended up looking like the pompous fucktard that you are. Keep bragging that you like to lick ass homo boy.
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:10 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:59 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:52 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
Go fuck your mother cunt face. Our threads are vastly superior to anything you come up with shit for brains.

You can't hold a candle to WTC. He is far more entertaining than you'll ever be.
The thread is about insulting the OP. The genius of my post, which you are incapable of grasping because you have a tiny brain, is that I not only insulted him; I insulted him by insulting you 2 fucknuts at the same time.
But you didn't, because our threads are awesome. You just ended up looking like the pompous fucktard that you are. Keep bragging that you like to lick ass homo boy.
youre-a-cunt-nobody-likes-youl-nera-tor-net-14558717.png
You need to take more meds depression boy. You're so obsessed with me that you have an AV of me for months. You probably wack off to it every night. Bow down to your master my little bitch boy.
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Re: Gimme your best insults

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:00 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:03 am There is a poster here whose insults seem to be limited to triggered and snowflake. I have seen more creativity from dead posters in SFW. In an effort to help him improve his game I want to be insulted in this thread.
Your Mom is a whore, and you're a minus on this board.
Did FSF hack your account?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
The ultimate insult.

You win the internets for today.
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megman wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:09 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
The ultimate insult.

You win the internets for today.
Sometimes you're a real bonehead. :lol:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:37 am
megman wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:09 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:31 pm This thread is worse than a WTC or FSF thread combined.
The ultimate insult.

You win the internets for today.
Sometimes you're a real bonehead. :lol:
Uh, thank you??? :D
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You are a living representation of Gilbert Godfried in a Speedo.
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Gunzen wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:08 am You are a living representation of Gilbert Godfried in a Speedo.
So is Gilbert godfried.
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