So be honest

[WestTexasCrude]

Knowing the area of the Country I live in, What are your impressions? The people, economy, culture,etc. I'll answer all questions. First things first, the Coen Bros nailed our accents in "No Country for Old Men".

[megman]

What is the ratio of steers to queers?

[CaptQuint]

I think most Texans should be put to sleep

[Cassandros]

God bless Texas.

Wish the big cities were less Californian. Especially the Capital.

Extra points for creating the gold depository though, I see good things having a reserve of intrinsic resources that don't spoil over time.

[WestTexasCrude]

I think most Texans should be put to sleep

And this coming from somebody that lives where the wind chills can get to -45. Fail.

[CaptQuint]

I think most Texans should be put to sleep

And this coming from somebody that lives where the wind chills can get to -45. Fail.

Even our women are a lot tougher than you

[WestTexasCrude]

Like you would know in your Mt hideout.

[CaptQuint]

Like you would know in your Mt hideout.

If I threw you outside you would die

[WestTexasCrude]

True story. All our County vehicle, including the entire Leo's have the exact same statement printed on each one. "In God we Trust". I'm not religious but love the finger at the ACLU. Come make us stop. We dare you.

[CHEEZY17]

I'm not a huge fan of Texas. I generally dislike states with an oversized input of influence on our country. I dislike California even more. At least Texas is still red. When it goes blue we're pretty much fucked.

[QillerDaemon]

I think most Texans should be put to sleep

I hope I'm not in that "most"...

[FreakShowFanatic]

I think most Texans should be put to sleep

I hope I'm not in that "most"...

You're a Floridian now, not a Texan. There's a reason why you moved. At least you don't live too close to Quint's mother.

[CaptQuint]

I think most Texans should be put to sleep

I hope I'm not in that "most"...

Probably not, If you didn't mention you were from Tejas I'd likely never know and that makes you not in that category

[QillerDaemon]

Thanks! I've been here 29 years, now over half my life. I don't miss much of Texas, except decent Tex-Mex and BBQ.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Thanks! I've been here 29 years, now over half my life. I don't miss much of Texas, except decent Tex-Mex and BBQ.

It's interesting how you seem determined to distance yourself from Texas. Does this have something to do with WTC?

[FreakShowFanatic]

Midland makes New Jersey seem like paradise. I wouldn’t wish that shithole on my worst enemy

In NJ people tend to make money and be wealthy. That's what makes faggots like you jealous of NJ. We are superior to you and you are a dark skinned loser. Fuck off douchebag and find some new material before you get buried. You're too much of a fag to even post your picture here and your wife is ugly. Actually, I like your father, and he told me he's ashamed of you. Go figure.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Guess what Biker, my El Salvadorian princess loves me. You don't have shit loser.

[CaptQuint]

Just remember, this man is from NEW JERSEY!! And he is FAR SUPERIOR to you

[necronomous]

The area. Well, every Texan male that I've met has been an asshole and constantly wants to proclaim how great Texas is and how it can separate into five smaller states, yadda yadda yadda. It's annoying as fuck, and no one gives a shit. They say this usually out of nowhere and without provocation. And since from where I sit, California is in your area, it sucks and can fall off the planet, and the world would be better.

[Charliesheen]

Californians will do way more harm to this country than Texans ever could, so we got that going for us. Which is nice.

[Stapes]

Texas is OK. Except West Texas. Fuck that place.

[Animal]

Iraan has an underground bunker that the entire town lives in most of the time. true story.

[WestTexasCrude]

Midland makes New Jersey seem like paradise. I wouldn’t wish that shithole on my worst enemy

I consider the Midland area to be by far the ugliest country in the US and most any other ones. Too bad it's sitting on $4 Trillion in oil/gas wealth. Don't piss us off. Actually I meant "My area". I don't live anywhere near Midland. I'm almost 100 miles south. Semi-mountainous country at the edge of the Trans-Pecos.

[WestTexasCrude]

Iraan has an underground bunker that the entire town lives in most of the time. true story.

[WestTexasCrude]

The area. Well, every Texan male that I've met has been an asshole and constantly wants to proclaim how great Texas is and how it can separate into five smaller states, yadda yadda yadda. It's annoying as fuck, and no one gives a shit. They say this usually out of nowhere and without provocation. And since from where I sit, California is in your area, it sucks and can fall off the planet, and the world would be better.

I see you posted that at 7:30 AM. I'll assume you were waiting for the coffee to finish perking.