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Just saw this on TopBuzz [Hello Summer: Dascha Polanco Is Giving Thickalicious Glory All Summer And We Are Not Worthy]

Can someone point to the moment this went from fat pig to thickalicious? #ismellgood made me feel like #pukedinmymouth
I'm getting too old for this shit :?



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‪“Camp theme” My thick ass will be crashing the #metgala2019 barely covered in S’mores.... #ismellgood #selflovery‬ . Psa: IAM NOT ATTENDING

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Thick is a young pudgy lady who probably works out a lot but eats a ton of calories.
Thick always leads to fat a few months after they stop working out which often times is the day they get married.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:35 pm Just saw this on TopBuzz [Hello Summer: Dascha Polanco Is Giving Thickalicious Glory All Summer And We Are Not Worthy]

Can someone point to the moment this went from fat pig to thickalicious? #ismellgood made me feel like #pukedinmymouth
I'm getting too old for this shit :?



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‪“Camp theme” My thick ass will be crashing the #metgala2019 barely covered in S’mores.... #ismellgood #selflovery‬ . Psa: IAM NOT ATTENDING

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Happy Valentines to all.... #tbt #ismellgood #selflovery


Chick is from Orange is the new Black. Thicccc is the new Fat


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Oh.....would bang
I blame Biker.
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Thiccc is the new Diabetes?
Thiccc is the new Cardiovascular Disease?
Thiccc is the new High Blood Pressure?

I'm not skinny by any means, but I don't brag about being overweight and unhealthy. Or wear spandex...in public :D
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PimpDaddy wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:36 pm Thiccc is the new Diabetes?
Thiccc is the new Cardiovascular Disease?
Thiccc is the new High Blood Pressure?

I'm not skinny by any means, but I don't brag about being overweight and unhealthy. Or wear spandex...in public :D
Yes but you're also ugly. That's the difference.
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Geist wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:45 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:36 pm Thiccc is the new Diabetes?
Thiccc is the new Cardiovascular Disease?
Thiccc is the new High Blood Pressure?

I'm not skinny by any means, but I don't brag about being overweight and unhealthy. Or wear spandex...in public :D
Yes but you're also ugly. That's the difference.
I'm not rich and famous, either :evil:
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I've done worse.
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Blast wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:07 pmI've done worse.
Did you show off and parade her out in public after?
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Blast wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:07 pmI've done worse.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:47 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:07 pmI've done worse.
Did you show off and parade her out in public after?
I was married to worse.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:35 pm Image
My ex-wife's ass is huge. I mean, Sir Mixalot could set up a tent on that thing. She could take out small children and buildings. The measurement around her ass was more than she is tall. It didn't sag either, physicists are studying it to figure out new form of suspension technologies.
The thing is all her weight was in her ass and down.
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Blast wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:23 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:47 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:07 pmI've done worse.
Did you show off and parade her out in public after?
I was married to worse.
Did it start that way or morph over time?
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beagleboy wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:51 pm Thick is a young pudgy lady who probably works out a lot but eats a ton of calories.
Thick always leads to fat a few months after they stop working out which often times is the day they get married.
Then wait until they drop a kid or three... Baby fat never leaves with the baby.
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Antknot wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:02 am
Blast wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:23 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:47 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:07 pmI've done worse.
Did you show off and parade her out in public after?
I was married to worse.
Did it start that way or morph over time?
Morphed. When I married her she was 98 lbs. When I divorced her she was twice the woman she used to be.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:29 am

Morphed. When I married her she was 98 lbs. When I divorced her she was twice the woman she used to be.
What did you weight when you got married versus today?
I suspect all gain will be in the form of muscle?
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Personally I gained 10% in 10 years. From 200 to 220 and with muscle loss, that is probably 30 lbs. of fat. Gonna need some gym motivation!

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beagleboy wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:07 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:29 am

Morphed. When I married her she was 98 lbs. When I divorced her she was twice the woman she used to be.
What did you weight when you got married versus today?
I suspect all gain will be in the form of muscle?
I gained about 90 since then. No, not all muscle. Lean body mass now is more than I weighed total then though by about 15 to 20 lbs and you all know I try to take care of myself. I'm sur one of you creepy bastards still has my last picture I posted.
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Cap will be along to post it shortly.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:01 pm
beagleboy wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:07 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:29 am

Morphed. When I married her she was 98 lbs. When I divorced her she was twice the woman she used to be.
What did you weight when you got married versus today?
I suspect all gain will be in the form of muscle?
I gained about 90 since then. No, not all muscle. Lean body mass now is more than I weighed total then though by about 15 to 20 lbs and you all know I try to take care of myself. I'm sur one of you creepy bastards still has my last picture I posted.
Got ya covered:
When+that+fat+guy+isn+t+funny+this+dude+is+a_45d97a_4855233.jpg
wut?
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Wut wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:49 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:01 pm
beagleboy wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:07 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:29 am

Morphed. When I married her she was 98 lbs. When I divorced her she was twice the woman she used to be.
What did you weight when you got married versus today?
I suspect all gain will be in the form of muscle?
I gained about 90 since then. No, not all muscle. Lean body mass now is more than I weighed total then though by about 15 to 20 lbs and you all know I try to take care of myself. I'm sur one of you creepy bastards still has my last picture I posted.
Got ya covered:
When+that+fat+guy+isn+t+funny+this+dude+is+a_45d97a_4855233.jpg
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