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Holy fuck. Just a heads up; your state should not be inhabited during the summer months by rational humans. This is absolutely brutal.
Carry on.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:21 am Holy fuck. Just a heads up; your state should not be inhabited during the summer months by rational humans. This is absolutely brutal.
Carry on.
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Leave, one less asshole on the road
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:23 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:21 am Holy fuck. Just a heads up; your state should not be inhabited during the summer months by rational humans. This is absolutely brutal.
Carry on.
What happened?
It's hot you moron
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He seemed to be making a point and suddenly went to Golden Corral. I suspect Smurph's soul is speaking. Smooth sailing on these roads up here.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:08 am He seemed to be making a point and suddenly went to Golden Corral. I suspect Smurph's soul is speaking. Smooth sailing on these roads up here.
what colour are those roads?
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Who wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:09 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:08 am He seemed to be making a point and suddenly went to Golden Corral. I suspect Smurph's soul is speaking. Smooth sailing on these roads up here.
what colour are those roads?
I will give this God forsaken state this much: all of the roads Ive driven so far have been fantastic.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:36 am
Who wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:09 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:08 am He seemed to be making a point and suddenly went to Golden Corral. I suspect Smurph's soul is speaking. Smooth sailing on these roads up here.
what colour are those roads?
I will give this God forsaken state this much: all of the roads Ive driven so far have been fantastic.
Where are you going?
I blame Biker.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:36 am I will give this God forsaken state this much: all of the roads Ive driven so far have been fantastic.
So you haven't been on I-4 thru downtown yet, have you... :twisted:


The heat: meh, you get used to it. By learning to stay indoors as much as possible.
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It gets hot in FL during the summer. Deep stuff.
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I was sweating a little while walking to the ferry this morning, getting a little warm and humid here too.
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Wut wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:06 pm I was sweating a little while walking to the ferry this morning, getting a little warm and humid here too.
Roll your socks down....
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megman wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:16 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:06 pm I was sweating a little while walking to the ferry this morning, getting a little warm and humid here too.
Roll your socks down....
Never, that would ruin the look.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:48 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:36 am I will give this God forsaken state this much: all of the roads Ive driven so far have been fantastic.
So you haven't been on I-4 thru downtown yet, have you... :twisted:


The heat: meh, you get used to it. By learning to stay indoors as much as possible.
The parts of I-4 I've driven to and from the various parks have been wonderful. Quite the change from the pot holes of Michigan.
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Wut wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:44 pm
megman wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:16 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:06 pm I was sweating a little while walking to the ferry this morning, getting a little warm and humid here too.
Roll your socks down....
Never, that would ruin the look.
I wouldn't let that stop you. :lol:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:45 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:48 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:36 am I will give this God forsaken state this much: all of the roads Ive driven so far have been fantastic.
So you haven't been on I-4 thru downtown yet, have you... :twisted:


The heat: meh, you get used to it. By learning to stay indoors as much as possible.
The parts of I-4 I've driven to and from the various parks have been wonderful. Quite the change from the pot holes of Michigan.
that's part of the beauty of not having freezing temeratures. The roads hold up much better. Freezing moisture and cheap roads = potholes.
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Biker wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:56 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:21 am Holy fuck. Just a heads up; your state should not be inhabited during the summer months by rational humans. This is absolutely brutal.
Carry on.
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One difference, though, Biker, speaking as both a Florida resident and someone raised on the Texas Gulf coast, is that it really isn't the temperature but the humidity that causes the suffering. Here in Florida, it's always pretty much humid, so much water in the air, both in the summer and in the winter. In Texas, there are cold fronts moving vast quantities of dry air down from Canada during winter, so that it dries up a bit, causing less of a steady year-round heat. We don't get those kinds of cold fronts in Florida, so we can get some pretty hot days even in Februrary. I presume that's one reason that Arizona and New Mexico are habitable even with the heat, as it's a dry heat, not the wet heat of Florida.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:45 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:48 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:36 am I will give this God forsaken state this much: all of the roads Ive driven so far have been fantastic.
So you haven't been on I-4 thru downtown yet, have you... :twisted:


The heat: meh, you get used to it. By learning to stay indoors as much as possible.
The parts of I-4 I've driven to and from the various parks have been wonderful. Quite the change from the pot holes of Michigan.
If you stay around the parks, you're not getting far enough north (actually east) on I-4 to get to the real construction going on. I live about 5 miles north of Universal, and it's all a part of our daily life around the actual city of Orlando and its surrounding area. The tourist area is not yet really a part of that. I shudder for the poor tourists driving around when it does get to that area. :|
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Biker wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:01 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:42 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:56 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:21 am Holy fuck. Just a heads up; your state should not be inhabited during the summer months by rational humans. This is absolutely brutal.
Carry on.
Bitch, please

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One difference, though, Biker, speaking as both a Florida resident and someone raised on the Texas Gulf coast, is that it really isn't the temperature but the humidity that causes the suffering. Here in Florida, it's always pretty much humid, so much water in the air, both in the summer and in the winter. In Texas, there are cold fronts moving vast quantities of dry air down from Canada during winter, so that it dries up a bit, causing less of a steady year-round heat. We don't get those kinds of cold fronts in Florida, so we can get some pretty hot days even in Februrary. I presume that's one reason that Arizona and New Mexico are habitable even with the heat, as it's a dry heat, not the wet heat of Florida.
True, but we get the humidity in Texas too, and its often with temps 100 and above
I thought heat didn’t bother you wet backs
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Anybody else notice the timeline on these current posts? Around Jan 6 2109 with it jumping to the the 16th with Who's post. What's the deal with that?
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Wut?
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Wut wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:14 amWut?
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Biker wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:01 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:42 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:56 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:21 am Holy fuck. Just a heads up; your state should not be inhabited during the summer months by rational humans. This is absolutely brutal.
Carry on.
Bitch, please

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One difference, though, Biker, speaking as both a Florida resident and someone raised on the Texas Gulf coast, is that it really isn't the temperature but the humidity that causes the suffering. Here in Florida, it's always pretty much humid, so much water in the air, both in the summer and in the winter. In Texas, there are cold fronts moving vast quantities of dry air down from Canada during winter, so that it dries up a bit, causing less of a steady year-round heat. We don't get those kinds of cold fronts in Florida, so we can get some pretty hot days even in Februrary. I presume that's one reason that Arizona and New Mexico are habitable even with the heat, as it's a dry heat, not the wet heat of Florida.
True, but we get the humidity in Texas too, and its often with temps 100 and above
I made the mistake of being in the Port Lavaca/Victoria area for most of an August. It's hard to believe it can get worse than that.

Big wet fist punch in the face whenever I went outside. Thunderstorms as soon as the sun started going down seemed like every night!

They offered me a job doing the same stuff I was doing in Jersey for the same money. Would've lived like a king on the money there.

But, that August made me wonder "is that really living"? :extinguishflame:
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I think the snowbirds have it right. Florida from November to march.
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Once when I travelled to Utah, I came back, going down through Arizona. The air was so dry and hot, it felt like it sucked all the moisture out of my body when I stepped out of my car. Fuck that. I can deal with the humidity.
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