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Update on the armored car heist

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Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
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Plot twist, he pulled a Jussie Smollett and robbed his own armored car.
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Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
So, check under the stairs. Must have left you a percentage, being the lookout and all.
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Re: Update on the armored car heist

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:29 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
So, check under the stairs. Must have left you a percentage, being the lookout and all.
I'll post it in Facebook, to the guys that robbed the armored car at my work; great job, they've got you pinned, get me my money now before they grab you in a 3 am raid tomorrow morning. Meet me in front if the county courthouse so I know we'll have a safe exchange.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:32 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:29 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
So, check under the stairs. Must have left you a percentage, being the lookout and all.
I'll post it in Facebook, to the guys that robbed the armored car at my work; great job, they've got you pinned, get me my money now before they grab you in a 3 am raid tomorrow morning. Meet me in front if the county courthouse so I know we'll have a safe exchange.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
Wow. That's stupid even for you.
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Re: Update on the armored car heist

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
I don't. No one fucks with me. It's required for us to have pictures of purchases to identify stolen material as well as help us catch internal thefts. The multiple angles show the license plate, vehicle, and load. At our smaller scales we have cameras showing the material and it is photographed after each weight is submitted. We also have a wide angle shot to show who is bringing in the material. This is all to control control our liability and to discourage scrap theft.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
I don't. No one fucks with me. It's required for us to have pictures of purchases to identify stolen material as well as help us catch internal thefts. The multiple angles show the license plate, vehicle, and load. At our smaller scales we have cameras showing the material and it is photographed after each weight is submitted. We also have a wide angle shot to show who is bringing in the material. This is all to control control our liability and to discourage scrap theft.
Oh, I gotcha, you're talking about work area. For some reason, I assumed you were talking about around where you lived. My bad. Mind if I ask? Where do you live?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
Wow. That's stupid even for you.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:55 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
I don't. No one fucks with me. It's required for us to have pictures of purchases to identify stolen material as well as help us catch internal thefts. The multiple angles show the license plate, vehicle, and load. At our smaller scales we have cameras showing the material and it is photographed after each weight is submitted. We also have a wide angle shot to show who is bringing in the material. This is all to control control our liability and to discourage scrap theft.
Oh, I gotcha, you're talking about work area. For some reason, I assumed you were talking about around where you lived. My bad. Mind if I ask? Where do you live?
Suburbs of Milwaukee now.
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Smok44 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:01 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:59 pm Three guys, they had been casing the truck and managed to get in the doors either with a duplicate key or a spoofed signal. They came into my yard and were gone in a minute 4 seconds. Can't disclose anything else at the moment but I'll update this when I can.
Cant disclose anything? Da fuck, youre involved in the investigation or chase
Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
Wow. That's stupid even for you.

What do you expect from an idiot who lives in a Hooterville town where not a soul is present on main street in the middle of the day?
More than we expect from you.
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Re: Update on the armored car heist

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Smok44 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:06 am
Blast wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:09 am
Smok44 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:59 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:38 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:28 pm Fine, the dumbasses pulled a great heist but they didn't wear masks or gloves. They also didn't count on the number of cameras at my yard. The cops know who they are and I was just holding off on saying that until I heard something on the news or from my head of security. It's a matter of them getting picked up at this point.
So I have to ask. Why would anyone want to live in an area where multiple camera angles are major factors on your feeling of safety. I just don't get it.
Wow. That's stupid even for you.

What do you expect from an idiot who lives in a Hooterville town where not a soul is present on main street in the middle of the day?
More than we expect from you.
Of course you don't expect much, it only confuses you and the Brain.
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Smok44 wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:13 pm Slow Texans are funny :lol: :lol:

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And you're pathetic.
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