Ask Evvan anything
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What do you love the most about yourself. What do you love the least? ( i bet i know that one)
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When you see a dude you want to fuck whats your process on making that happen...are you pretty direct or do you play coy?
Do you remember the first time you gave a handjob?
IF UJR were creating a member cook book with everyones best dish, what would be yours?
Do you remember the first time you gave a handjob?
IF UJR were creating a member cook book with everyones best dish, what would be yours?
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Is 45 too old for a hook up? A friend was asking.
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If so, what about 40?
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Liking the cookbook idea. Too bad UJ is just a shadow of its former self.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:41 am When you see a dude you want to fuck whats your process on making that happen...are you pretty direct or do you play coy?
Do you remember the first time you gave a handjob?
IF UJR were creating a member cook book with everyones best dish, what would be yours?
Half the ingredients would be Hate, now.
I could give you a simple Lasagna recipe that would make you the envy of your Klan, or non-binary Antifa faction.
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Well we didn't get an answer
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Getting your hair pulled while getting drilled: yes or no?
How do you feel about jizz?
How do you feel about jizz?
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yeah, i guess anything counts. you will just have to explain the circumstances.
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You shower with 30 other people I'm guessing she is sayingFlumper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:09 pmyeah, i guess anything counts. you will just have to explain the circumstances.
I blame Biker.
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What's a bigger turn off, a guy being emotionally invested in Marvel movies, or thinking Budweiser tastes good?
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Geist is smarter than most posters here. He’s still a tool.
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I heard half of 'muricans got the herpes. You got the herpes?
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I'll need to see the paperwork, but otherwise I see no barrier to penetration. Congrats.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:54 pmGross and I’m clean as a whistle....surprisinglyAnalHamster wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:18 pm I heard half of 'muricans got the herpes. You got the herpes?
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What if the guy blowing the whistle has herpes? Makes you think...Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:54 pmGross and I’m clean as a whistle....surprisinglyAnalHamster wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:18 pm I heard half of 'muricans got the herpes. You got the herpes?
But seriously, I think that was an offer from AH. You got herpes? No? Do you want it?
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I'd tickle her herpe hole.
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that's kinda hot.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:54 pmGroup showers sharing shower heads no privacy always 30+ ChicksFlumper wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:09 pmyeah, i guess anything counts. you will just have to explain the circumstances.
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What is your biggest fear?
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Are you ever going to ride a motorcycle again?
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How long before you fart in front of me?
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How do you want to be remembered?
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What are your hopes and dreams for the future?
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You're my ideal woman and i hope you're okay with me propsing to you in front of all your other suitors
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To be dominated...