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What do you love the most about yourself. What do you love the least? ( i bet i know that one)
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When you see a dude you want to fuck whats your process on making that happen...are you pretty direct or do you play coy?
Do you remember the first time you gave a handjob?
IF UJR were creating a member cook book with everyones best dish, what would be yours?
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Is 45 too old for a hook up? A friend was asking.
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If so, what about 40?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:41 am When you see a dude you want to fuck whats your process on making that happen...are you pretty direct or do you play coy?
Do you remember the first time you gave a handjob?
IF UJR were creating a member cook book with everyones best dish, what would be yours?
Liking the cookbook idea. Too bad UJ is just a shadow of its former self.
Half the ingredients would be Hate, now.

I could give you a simple Lasagna recipe that would make you the envy of your Klan, or non-binary Antifa faction.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:35 am If so, what about 40?
Meet in the middle, how about 43
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necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:19 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:35 am If so, what about 40?
Meet in the middle, how about 43
Well we didn't get an answer
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Getting your hair pulled while getting drilled: yes or no?
How do you feel about jizz?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am
Flumper wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:36 pm What is the most number of people that have seen you naked (in person) at one time?
Does bootcamp count?
yeah, i guess anything counts. you will just have to explain the circumstances.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:09 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am
Flumper wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:36 pm What is the most number of people that have seen you naked (in person) at one time?
Does bootcamp count?
yeah, i guess anything counts. you will just have to explain the circumstances.
You shower with 30 other people I'm guessing she is saying
I blame Biker.
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What's a bigger turn off, a guy being emotionally invested in Marvel movies, or thinking Budweiser tastes good?
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Geist is smarter than most posters here. He’s still a tool.
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I heard half of 'muricans got the herpes. You got the herpes?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:54 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:18 pm I heard half of 'muricans got the herpes. You got the herpes?
Gross and I’m clean as a whistle....surprisingly
I'll need to see the paperwork, but otherwise I see no barrier to penetration. Congrats.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:54 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:18 pm I heard half of 'muricans got the herpes. You got the herpes?
Gross and I’m clean as a whistle....surprisingly
What if the guy blowing the whistle has herpes? Makes you think...
But seriously, I think that was an offer from AH. You got herpes? No? Do you want it?
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I'd tickle her herpe hole.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:54 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:09 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:06 am
Flumper wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:36 pm What is the most number of people that have seen you naked (in person) at one time?
Does bootcamp count?
yeah, i guess anything counts. you will just have to explain the circumstances.
Group showers sharing shower heads no privacy always 30+ Chicks
that's kinda hot.
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What is your biggest fear?
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Are you ever going to ride a motorcycle again?
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What age were you at your hottest? and is there a photograph? :)
I blame Biker.
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Re: Ask Evvan anything

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How long before you fart in front of me?
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How do you want to be remembered?
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What are your hopes and dreams for the future?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:04 am
Geist wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:19 am How long before you fart in front of me?
I have literally no problem farting in front of people
You're my ideal woman and i hope you're okay with me propsing to you in front of all your other suitors
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:15 am
Asagi_koi wrote: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:04 am What are your hopes and dreams for the future?
MJ
You know I have no clue
To be dominated...
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