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Do you get a free meal for your break at your work?
Ever do 2 different dudes in the same day?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:53 am
Geist wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:50 pm What's one thing you've done that Mav would be horribly embarrassed if we knew?
In what context?
Sexual obviously
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Now that is funny shit. Literally
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:25 am An embarrassing thing I did the first time he and I had sex was fart several times in a row upon entry.
Nope.. I can't believe that
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:25 am An embarrassing thing I did the first time he and I had sex was fart several times in a row upon entry.
Which hole? Farting during buttsex isn't all bad, the extra vibration is nice. It's like a hillbilly cockring.
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How mad you you be if I went butt to vag without wiping it off first?
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Is ass to mouth ever acceptable?
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When I worked in the restaurant industry it was literally a hotbed of sex and flirtation among the workers. Ever fool around there? If so to what extent?
How do you like your steak cooked?
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What kind of restaurant are you working at?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:04 pm
Geist wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:08 am How mad you you be if I went butt to vag without wiping it off first?
I wouldn't have sexual relations with someone that isn't grossed out by that.
You don't thoroughly rinse your colon before every sexual encounter? Gross woman.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:23 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:29 pm What kind of restaurant are you working at?
One that snooty people go to.
One that says where their meats for the charcuterie board were raised and how long they were aged.
One that requires you to say that the mozzarella is "house pulled"
Oneone that requires me to uncork a bottle of wine at the table and allow the guest to smell the cork.
I can go on
Soulds like the kind you can make some money at then. I mostly worked at those kind of places.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:29 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:26 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:23 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:29 pm What kind of restaurant are you working at?
One that snooty people go to.
One that says where their meats for the charcuterie board were raised and how long they were aged.
One that requires you to say that the mozzarella is "house pulled"
Oneone that requires me to uncork a bottle of wine at the table and allow the guest to smell the cork.
I can go on
Some days its an easy $40/hour others I barely make $50. The manager keeps.hiring people.and we get like two table sections.

Soulds like the kind you can make some money at then. I mostly worked at those kind of places.
That sucks. Sounds like a place you should reliably be taking home $200 plus a night.
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Why do you regret the infidel tat?
What is your fun time activity?
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What is the most number of people that have seen you naked (in person) at one time?
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What would you say is the biggest misconception about you?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:06 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:53 pm Why do you regret the infidel tat?
What is your fun time activity?
It's retarded and that word originated in the Catholic religion. The word is completely different in the Quran. Also I just don't need to have some BS controversial tattoo on my body.

I enjoy spending time with my family. It's honestly what I do when I have free time.
Change it to "Zinfandel".
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Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:54 pm Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?
This is not an "Ask WTC's wife anything" thread.
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VisionaryEric wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:58 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:54 pm Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?
This is not an "Ask WTC's wife anything" thread.
LOL

I think that one is better suited for FSF’s shit eater.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 pm
VisionaryEric wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:58 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:54 pm Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?
This is not an "Ask WTC's wife anything" thread.
LOL

I think that one is better suited for FSF’s shit eater.
Sorry. My bad. I mix up the crazies.
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VisionaryEric wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:14 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 pm
VisionaryEric wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:58 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:54 pm Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?
This is not an "Ask WTC's wife anything" thread.
LOL

I think that one is better suited for FSF’s shit eater.
Sorry. My bad. I mix up the crazies.
It’s understandable. There are a lot of them here.
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Do you have a "go-to" actress or actor when you're watching porn?
Weirdest place you've ever rubbed one out?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:23 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:29 pm What kind of restaurant are you working at?
One that snooty people go to.
One that says where their meats for the charcuterie board were raised and how long they were aged.
One that requires you to say that the mozzarella is "house pulled"
Oneone that requires me to uncork a bottle of wine at the table and allow the guest to smell the cork.
I can go on
Cork sniffing is the ultimate snobbery, IMO. I usually tell a waiter to just pour the wine, I'm sure it's fine.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:34 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:23 pm
B-Tender wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:29 pm What kind of restaurant are you working at?
One that snooty people go to.
One that says where their meats for the charcuterie board were raised and how long they were aged.
One that requires you to say that the mozzarella is "house pulled"
Oneone that requires me to uncork a bottle of wine at the table and allow the guest to smell the cork.
I can go on
Cork sniffing is the ultimate snobbery, IMO. I usually tell a waiter to just pour the wine, I'm sure it's fine.
OK, I'll be the douchebag here. You don't need to sniff the cork, just inspect it for rot, and make sure there aren't wine stains creeping the length of the cork. Smell the actuall wine after it is poured into the glass. If it has a wet cardboard like smell, it is corked, and should be returned. Otherwise, it is good to go. A lot of experts say that five to ten percent of all wine is corked, and that is why it should be tasted when a bottle is purchased.
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Do you think with your rocking past as you say, anyone will be enough again.
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