Ask Evvan anything

[CaptQuint]

Who Would Be The Worst UJ Person To Be Stuck In An Elevator With? How About The Best UJ Person To Be Stuck In An Elevator With?

[Wut]

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[WestTexasCrude]

What if I live in an area with no elevators much less escalators?

[Antknot]

Evvan, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? How many scoops?

[Geist]

Spunky probably doesn't shower often, and is likely actually stuck on an elevator somewhere.

[B-Tender]

Well, this thread is a suceess.

[CHEEZY17]

Do you ever regret any of your tatoos? Or maybe "regret" is too strong...maybe like "Well, if I had the opportunity to go back in time I probably wouldnt do this one."

[HighNDry]

Huge bush, nicely trimmed bush, 5 o’clock shadow, or fully shaved?

[HighNDry]

Is 3.5 inches a good size? Who was asking.

[HighNDry]

Is 3.5 inches a good size? Who was asking.

4.5-6 is perfect

Sorry, Who.

[HighNDry]

Ok. One more. Favorite movie? Least favorite movie?

[HighNDry]

Ok. One more. Favorite movie? Least favorite movie?

Three way tie between Young Frankenstein and The Princess Bride and Ponyo for my favorite.

Least favorite...hmmmm OH Act OF Valor. Fuck that movie.

“As the men of Bandito Platoon race to stop an attack that could kill or maim thousands of American civilians, they must balance their commitment to their duty and family back home.”

And a no-name cast to boot. Hard pass.

Princess Bride is awesome, though.

[VinceBordenIII]

My name: Avery (last name tbd at a later date)
My quest: make money and raise kids?
Fav color: blue

Green. Green was the correct answer. Sorry.

[VinceBordenIII]

Evvan, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? How many scoops?

I really am not a fan of ice cream....cotton candy when I’m knocked up tho

Pistachio. Again, sorry. X gets the square.

[VisionaryEric]

What's the perfect weekend for you.
With and without a SO.

[VisionaryEric]

What's the perfect weekend for you.
With and without a SO.

Cleaning the house top to bottom and not having the kids destroy all of my hard work in two minutes.
Snoozing.
Family time.
Watching my goofball kiddos playing.
Not hearing fighting kids.

That's the best fucking post I've read on here.

[Geist]

What's one thing you've done that Mav would be horribly embarrassed if we knew?

[VisionaryEric]

No offense but these are pretty boring questions.

How many men, and women, have you had sex with.

[Asagi_koi]

No offense but these are pretty boring questions.

How many men, and women, have you had sex with.

If you're gonna ask that then it should be:

How many different dicks have been in your mouth?
How many in your vagina ?
How many in your ass?
How many different boxes have you munched on?
If you could bang one celebrity male , who would it be?
If you could eat one celebrity female, who would it be?
Spit or swallow?
Ever do a threesome? If so was it mmf or mff?

[VisionaryEric]

No offense but these are pretty boring questions.

How many men, and women, have you had sex with.

If you're gonna ask that then it should be:

How many different dicks have been in your mouth?
How many in your vagina ?
How many in your ass?
How many different boxes have you munched on?
If you could bang one celebrity male , who would it be?
If you could eat one celebrity female, who would it be?
Spit or swallow?
Ever do a threesome? If so was it mmf or mff?

You were just too pussy to ask first. I get it.

[Asagi_koi]

Just because i expounded on your simplistic question, dont get all butt hurt.

[VisionaryEric]

Nah. You're a pussy.

[VisionaryEric]

How much money didn't you make from Slap in the old UJ days, and what did you have to do?

[CHEEZY17]

What are your feeling about a nice quality facial?
Ever tell the cooks or bartender to mess with a customers order?

[HighNDry]

No offense but these are pretty boring questions.

How many men, and women, have you had sex with.

If you're gonna ask that then it should be:

How many different dicks have been in your mouth? Haha no fuckin idea.
How many in your vagina ? Same as above
How many in your ass? Probably around 10-15
How many different boxes have you munched on? Five
If you could bang one celebrity male , who would it be? The dude that played bane.
If you could eat one celebrity female, who would it be? Emmy Rossom.
Spit or swallow? Either I dunno
Ever do a threesome? If so was it mmf or mff? All mff and I don’t know how many. A lot.

So, a dick in the ass is okay but a tongue is not okay?