OK you can officially call me older

[WestTexasCrude]

For the first time in my entire life, I just paid someone to mow and weedeat my yard. So busy at work, decided I didn't want to fuck with it. Anyone have a time line on this decision and a private room at a nursing home?

[CaptQuint]

Mancamp gave you a raise for dedicated service and promotion to head deepthroater

[Zerobeat]

Prioritizing the best/most productive use of your time is not "getting old", but a sign of maturing. They can be mutually exclusive of each other.

[VisionaryEric]

as old as man in my av

[WestTexasCrude]

And guess who is taking care of my yard? There was some young dude doing electrical across the street and agreed to the work but he got tied up. My worker begged for the work. I agreed. Ditzy Blond across the street in tight spandex shorts. Around 35 with a smoking body. If I could have filmed it, sexiest mow job you ever saw.

[CaptQuint]

If I could have filmed it

[VisionaryEric]

And guess who is taking care of my yard? There was some young dude doing electrical across the street and agreed to the work but he got tied up. My worker begged for the work. I agreed. Ditzy Blond across the street in tight spandex shorts. Around 35 with a smoking body. If I could have filmed it, sexiest mow job you ever saw.

Cool story bro

[Stapes]

You may need to look closer

[CaptQuint]

[WestTexasCrude]

Tightest ass you've ever seen, you sickos. I'll leave it to your imaginations.

[CaptQuint]

And guess who is taking care of my yard? There was some young dude doing electrical across the street and agreed to the work but he got tied up. My worker begged for the work. I agreed. Ditzy Blond across the street in tight spandex shorts. Around 35 with a smoking body. If I could have filmed it, best part was when she was done I invited her in to pay her and she ended up blowing me and then giving me $100! And then my cat started clapping!

[VisionaryEric]

imaginations.

Is all you have.

[Hyperv12]

Was he Hispanic? Trump is watching.

[WestTexasCrude]

Prioritizing the best/most productive use of your time is not "getting old", but a sign of maturing. They can be mutually exclusive of each other.

THIS

Where did you find that quote. HH?

[Zerobeat]

And guess who is taking care of my yard? There was some young dude doing electrical across the street and agreed to the work but he got tied up. My worker begged for the work. I agreed. Ditzy Blond across the street in tight spandex shorts. Around 35 with a smoking body. If I could have filmed it, best part was when she was done I invited her in to pay her and she ended up blowing me and then giving me $100! And then my cat started clapping!

[WestTexasCrude]

And guess who is taking care of my yard? There was some young dude doing electrical across the street and agreed to the work but he got tied up. My worker begged for the work. I agreed. Ditzy Blond across the street in tight spandex shorts. Around 35 with a smoking body. If I could have filmed it, best part was when she was done I invited her in to pay her and she ended up blowing me and then giving me $100! And then my cat started clapping!

[CaptQuint]

WTC- So there I am, driving down this road in the middle of the fucking desert, when out of nowhere a fuckin' UFO approached my vehicle. Swear to God, Fuckin' Marfa Lights

WTC - "First thing I did was make sure it wasn't some sort of fuckin' highway patrol, so I had to get rid of a whole 12 pack

UJ - "No way! Did it end up being highway patrol?"

WTC - "It wasn't highway patrol, I figured that out right as the fuckin' alien came out of his ship and starting yelling at me! Here I am, all drunk and arguing with a fuckin' alien that has no idea what I'm saying!"

UJ - "That's insane! What ended up happening? Did he approach you?"

WTC - "I'm glad you asked. This fuckin' little green prick pulled out a fuckin' plasma pistol and shoots right at my fuckin' truck, I've never seen something exploded so quick in my fuckin' life."

UJ - "No way! What ended up happening? Did you call the cops?"

WTC - "I couldn't call the cops, or take a photo, my phone was in my car, which was in a million pieces all over the place."

UJ - "That's crazyyyy. What ended up happening? Did he just fly away in the UFO?"

WTC -"You really think I was gonna get that green bastard get away? Probably here illegally right? I screamed at him 'Yo! What the fuck are you doing? Fight me like a fuckin' man you little punk!' you'll never believe what happened next. I put the fuckin' prick in a headlock!"

UJ - "No wayyyyy! Did he pass out?"

WTC - "I'm glad you asked, not only did he fuckin' pass out, but he started bleeding from his fuckin' ears. So there I am in the west of Texas standing between my exploded car and and a fuckin' UFO with a dead alien laying next to me. Still drunk out of my mind"

UJ - "That's crazy. How did you end up getting home? You should have taken the UFO!"

WTC- "Get this, as I'm standing there I thought to myself 'hmmm if this green little prick can fly a UFO, why can't I?' so I walk in the UFO and what do I see? An Alien stripper and about half of fuckin' case of Ziegenbock ! I couldn't believe my eyes. It was ridiculous."

UJ - "That's crazy, did you explore the UFO?

WTC - "First off the stripper asked me if I wanted a blowjob. It was in her alien language, but I knew exactly what she was saying. So I pull out my cock and this fuckin' alien broad sucked on it like the fuckin' world was ending! I took one can of that beer, and let me tell you it felt like 1986 all over again!

UJ- "No wayyyyy! Did you find out how to fly the UFO?"

WTC - "It was so easy, I pressed one button that looked like Mars, and within 5 minutes we were there. I've ever seen any form of travel faster than a UFO, swear to God. You can make it from Jersey to LA in less than a minute."

UJ - "What happened on Mars? Did you see any evidence of life on the planet?"

WTC - "Let me put it this way, do you know Houston? Well imagine Houston, but everything seems red, seeing as the surface is red. I seen cars all over the place. The place is full of life, I'm not sure why NASA hasn't announced it."

[megman]

[WestTexasCrude]

[CHEEZY17]

I'm in my mid 40's now. I realized at about 40 that my time is more valuable to me than my money. Yes, I CAN do a lot of the shit that I pay people to do now, and sometimes I will do it myself, but at some point I think I realized that there are other things I'd rather be doing.
Although I do actually enjoy yard work.

[QillerDaemon]

I'm 58 and just *hate* doing yard work. Which, to my dismay, my wife loves doing but being 69 and having creaky joints, needs my help with it. Personally, I'd just pay to have someone do it while I "supervise", but the wife believes we shouldn't pay someone to do something we can do ourselves. And by "we" she means "you, QD".

[WestTexasCrude]

Prioritizing the best/most productive use of your time is not "getting old", but a sign of maturing. They can be mutually exclusive of each other.

THIS

Where did you find that quote. HH?

I live with prioritizing each and every day. I am busy from when I get up in the morning until I lay in bed later in the evening to try to catch an hour or so of relaxation before shuteye. I have recently toned down my woodworking activity (actually canceled a project that this married couple wanted me to build for them) because with the summer months comes the full brunt of the racing season and the 18 or 19 other racing historians involved in the research group that I head up keep me busy with the projects that they submit and my own projects, which have lately been surrounding tracks in the Southern Tier of New York State keep me at a breakneck pace at the computer and searching through papers up to fifty or sixty years old. That is all in addition to the up to six hours per week I need to keep the website up to date with current racing results. Fishing whenever I can with my Brother is a continual possibility...in fact...heading to the Thousand Islands this Sunday for five days of Northern Pike and bass fishing. As I said...I am busy from morning to night and I constantly need to prioritize. There is always the property to kept mowed if the weather allows it.

Yeah, I'm treating my first paid mow job along those lines.

[WestTexasCrude]

Thanks for your comments. Still, I have this lingering suspicion that by paying someone to mow the yard for the first time in my life, I'm showing signs of "laziness". And that word has never been acceptable in the culture I grew up in.

[WestTexasCrude]

Thanks for your comments. Still, I have this lingering suspicion that by paying someone to mow the yard for the first time in my life, I'm showing signs of "laziness". And that word has never been acceptable in the culture I grew up in.

No, it shows that you dont really value your time. Why do something that could be performed for a relatively low cost and frees you to do things you really enjoy?

It's just a cultural thing I guess. Around 1989, I lost my job. Had a wife, stepson and infant daughter to support at the time. Applied for and received Unemployment for a couple of months until I got another job. Only govt "handout" I have ever accepted in my life and it still sticks in my craw to this day.

[B-Tender]

Thanks for your comments. Still, I have this lingering suspicion that by paying someone to mow the yard for the first time in my life, I'm showing signs of "laziness". And that word has never been acceptable in the culture I grew up in.

No, it shows that you dont really value your time. Why do something that could be performed for a relatively low cost and frees you to do things you really enjoy?

It's just a cultural thing I guess. Around 1989, I lost my job. Had a wife, stepson and infant daughter to support at the time. Applied for and received Unemployment for a couple of months until I got another job. Only govt "handout" I have ever accepted in my life and it still sticks in my craw to this day.

That's like saying social securtity and medicare are handouts.
For the record, I pay for a landscaper, car wahses, and oil changes. These are all things I could do, but choose not to. I'm currently on the lookout for a trustworth and reliable housekeeper as well.