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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:18 pm Well at least we know he was born on Christmas
that is weird isn't it. Like when Thomas Jefferson died on July 4th. And even weirder, christmas day comes a day after christmas eve. what are the odds?
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:18 pm Well at least we know he was born on Christmas
I remember reading that with all the changes the Romans made to the calendar, he was actually born in March.
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BC/AD has to do when he was born, not when he died.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:17 pm A guy named Jesus mows my lawn once a week. Not sure if there is archaeological evidence of it, but the yard looks good.
:lol:
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:lol:
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:20 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:17 pm A guy named Jesus mows my lawn once a week. Not sure if there is archaeological evidence of it, but the yard looks good.
He does my neighbor's pool too. That walking on water bit comes in handy during cleaning!
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:30 pm :lol:
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:20 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:17 pm A guy named Jesus mows my lawn once a week. Not sure if there is archaeological evidence of it, but the yard looks good.
He does my neighbor's pool too. That walking on water bit comes in handy during cleaning!
One time, he couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough walking on the pool, and had an accident. So Holy Shit!
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Yeah, Jesus Christ was an actual human being, the diety part, whatever. I've always been amazed that of all major ancient religions dominating the World today, outside ones like Buddhism, Hinduism, Sikh, etc that started all over the map, that major ones (Hebrew, Christian, Muslim) all centered on the city of Jerusalem. Why that city? And though it stretches over a pretty long time between the Jewish faith and Islam, what is it about that area? Amazing.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:37 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:27 pm Yeah, Jesus Christ was an actual human being, the diety part, whatever. I've always been amazed that of all major ancient religions dominating the World today, outside ones like Buddhism, Hinduism, Sikh, etc that started all over the map, that major ones (Hebrew, Christian, Muslim) all centered on the city of Jerusalem. Why that city? And though it stretches over a pretty long time between the Jewish faith and Islam, what is it about that area? Amazing.
Jerusalem because all 3 go back to Abraham
and king solomon's temple.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:52 am I would bring back Teddy Roosevelt and put him on the 2020 ballot. Love to see our current POTUS try and insult him.
Worst case of TDS I've ever seen. Fortunately, I believe the treatment is covered under ObamaCare. Bummer about the $15,000 deductible.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:12 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:52 am I would bring back Teddy Roosevelt and put him on the 2020 ballot. Love to see our current POTUS try and insult him.
Worst case of TDS I've ever seen. Fortunately, I believe the treatment is covered under ObamaCare. Bummer about the $15,000 deductible.
Was it busy at the mancamp today? Are your lips chapped? How many oilfield cocks you suck a week you think?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:12 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:52 am I would bring back Teddy Roosevelt and put him on the 2020 ballot. Love to see our current POTUS try and insult him.
Worst case of TDS I've ever seen. Fortunately, I believe the treatment is covered under ObamaCare. Bummer about the $15,000 deductible.
Speaking of TDS......
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:48 pm Funny, I've watched him for 2 1/2 years and have never heard him lie.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I Love rocking these snowflake's worlds. It's so easy and yet so satisfying.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:29 am :lol: :lol: :lol: I Love rocking these snowflake's worlds. It's so easy and yet so satisfying.
Yeah you're really bringing it these days. :roll:
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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JCW wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:30 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:29 am :lol: :lol: :lol: I Love rocking these snowflake's worlds. It's so easy and yet so satisfying.
Yeah you're really bringing it these days. :roll:
Yeah, see. That's why I know you are a Troll account. The real JetCityWoman would have torn my throat out cackling with glee
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I made you a sign calling you a Trump fan.... that's basically a fatality.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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JCW wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:28 am I made you a sign calling you a Trump fan.... that's basically a fatality.
The bottom line, you are a troll account. I stand by my original statement. Now go away, Troll.
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speaking of Trolls . You couldn't carry the actual smoke 44's jockstrap
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