If you could bring back one person from History....

[Animal]

...and then show them one thing, who would it be and what would you show them.

For example, what if you could bring back Christopher Columbus and take him aboard Royal Caribbean's largest cruise ship.

[PimpDaddy]

Santa Claus. And show him the actual lump of coal in my otherwise empty stocking in 1983. WTF?

[VisionaryEric]

smurf, and show him that the board is somewhat back up.

[Stapes]

Jesus, for obvious reasons

[necronomous]

MLK Jr. For obvious reasons

[FSchmertz]

I'm going to cheat, and bring back John Adams and Thomas Jefferson and show them around NYC.

[hawkfan8812]

I would bring back my father and introduce him to my son.

[Reservoir Dog]

Winston Churchill.
Just to have a steak dinner, a ton of drinks, and shoot the shit for an evening.

[Degas]

[Reservoir Dog]

Winston Churchill.
Just to have a steak dinner, a ton of drinks, and shoot the shit for an evening.

Pretty sure Winnie would think youre a cunt

Cool! I'd get his sharpest wit and his best insults!

[beagleboy]

I'm going to cheat, and bring back John Adams and Thomas Jefferson and show them around NYC.

Careful. John Adams was general considered an asshole and Thomas Jefferson might try and enslave / rape any black people you come across. I'd probably stick with Ben Franklin - he seemed like a fun guy to have a few beers with as long as he kept his clothes on.

[WestTexasCrude]

This is easy. Hoover from the early-mid 2000's. And when he showed I would beat him unmercifully for getting me to waste a huge chunk of my life on these sites the last 10 years.

[Reservoir Dog]

This is easy. Hoover from the early-mid 2000's. And when he showed I would beat him unmercifully for getting me to waste a huge chunk of my life on these sites the last 10 years.

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[JCW]

smurf, and show him that the board is somewhat back up.

I laughed way, way too much at this. Holy shit.

I think my vote is for Einstein. His mind worked in such amazing ways. I'd love to get his perspective on a variety of topics. Plus it would be meaningful for him to see how far we have come in physics thanks to his ideas, such as the black hole image.

[WestTexasCrude]

This is easy. Hoover from the early-mid 2000's. And when he showed I would beat him unmercifully for getting me to waste a huge chunk of my life on these sites the last 10 years.

The door is that way ----------------------------------------------->

I can't. I've been seduced by the glamour of it all.

[Wut]

Hitler, just to fuck with everyone.

[megman]

Genghis Khan, because I think that dude knew how to party.

[Animal]

I wonder what the Wright brothers would think looking at an F-35 or one of those Airbus A380's. Or maybe a space shuttle. If you think about it, what they did wasn't all that long ago.

[Who]

Jesus Christ and ask him if he is happy with His Church? whichever one it might be

[QillerDaemon]

I'd probably stick with Ben Franklin - he seemed like a fun guy to have a few beers with as long as he kept his clothes on.

Yea, and also his infamous gas: he loved to fart! Keep a can of air freshener handy. But yea, him. I've read his autobiography, he really crafted himself into the person he wanted to become.

[CaptQuint]

I would bring back Teddy Roosevelt and put him on the 2020 ballot. Love to see our current POTUS try and insult him.

[Antknot]

The first human, and say "See what you fucking started!"

[CaptQuint]

The first human, and say "See what your fucking started!"

FTFY

[FSchmertz]

Jesus Christ and ask him if he is happy with His Church? whichever one it might be

The Pope's attendant runs into the Pope's room and exclaims "I've got some great news, and some bad news"!

"What's the great news," replies the Pope?

"Jesus called on the phone, and He has returned to Earth" the attendant replies!

"That's Great"!, the Pope exclaims, "but how could there possibly be bad news then"?

The attendant replies, "He was calling from Salt Lake City."

[Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty]

Lincoln, for obvious reasons