US buying Greenland

[WestTexasCrude]

Another fantastic idea from our Donny Commander in Chief. Remember "Seward's Folly"? Cents on the acre. As far as Denmark is concerned, they lost all credibility in the 14th Century when it comes to Greenland when they couldn't send supply ships anymore and their Norse brothers went extinct. Oh, the Danes never stop with the excuses "40% of our population was wiped out in the Black Death". Blah Blah Blah. Talk to the Hand. Plus it has a huge additional benefit. We would have these shifty eye Cannucks surrounded on 3 sides. That makes it look really good.

[Wut]

You're as retarded as he is.

[CaptQuint]

Post this in SFW you fucking coward

[CaptQuint]

The Denmarkians will never sell

[Wut]

The Greenlandians also will never agree.

[B-Tender]

I only have one person blocked here, and it makes it so much better.

[Animal]

i'm not gonna lie. this possibility has to keep trump awake at night. imagine buying that much real estate with other people's money.

[Reservoir Dog]

Wasn't this news about a month ago?

[megman]

Wasn't this news about a month ago?

CQ's gifs have been slowing down his internet.

[CaptQuint]

Wasn't this news about a month ago?

CQ's gifs have been slowing down his internet.

[WestTexasCrude]

The Denmarkians will never sell

[Reservoir Dog]

I hear Trump wants to buy Alaska as well.

[Animal]

I hear Trump wants to buy Alaska as well.

we bought it for the price of 4,800 ounces of gold. that's about one year of sluicing for 4 miners.

[peterosehaircut]

I think it's a brilliant idea! With all this global warming we should eventually be able to farm there like the Vikings did before the climate cooled.

[WestTexasCrude]

Actually, the US has or had a major Air Force base in NW Greenland well above the Arctic Circle during the Cold War called Thule Air Base. Easily ranked as the worst posting anywhere on Earth. Famous story goes that back in the late 50's, some Major General was flying around the World inspecting AF bases. Landed at Thule in Mid-Winter at 3 AM during the 2 months of darkness. Was informed the plane's Lavatory needed to be drained. General got all pissed off after it took almost 45 minutes for some private to show up with the truck. Donned his Parka and threatened him with demotion. Private said" General, I haven't seen the Sun in 2 months, It's 40 below and I'm sucking shit out of a plane. What's Worse"?

[Biker]

[Tuesday]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

[necronomous]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

[Tuesday]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

[PopcornSutton]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

Holy crap, you are as stupid as that dot idiot.

[necronomous]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

I dont know what economy youre talking about. You fucking moron.

[Biker]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

Economy has tanked just for you, skank

[Tuesday]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

I dont know what economy youre talking about. You fucking moron.

Turn off the fox entertainment channel for a little while and check on into reality, boy. Your economy is in the shitter. Again.

[Tuesday]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

Economy has tanked just for you, skank

Another poors for billionaires genius. At least this one admits he took another giant shit.

[necronomous]

So glad he's working on the things people really care about. Shitting his pants over the Kennedy ctr, taking over Venezuela, Greenland, bombing Iran. I'm not saying republicans are fkn dumb but they've had 3 cracks at it in 40 years and every single metric is still in the red. All of them. Except for the Trump family, they became billionaires this year thanks to you all who thought hunter's laptop was real derpity derpity do.

I didnt realize you were so fucking stupid. Everything you say from here on is either invalid or considered incorrect until given approval from someone smarter. You're welcome.

Awe. Someone got their feelings hurt. Unfortunately, you tanked the economy yet again. Maybe it's time you start dealing in that reality and not your feelings.

I dont know what economy youre talking about. You fucking moron.

Turn off the fox entertainment channel for a little while and check on into reality, boy. Your economy is in the shitter. Again.

No its not. And I dont watch fox. You fucking moron. If you dont live here, turn off your lying media bullshit. Our economy is great you dipshit.