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Anyone still go here?
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Is that marshmallow still posting here?
What about Slappy?
What about Slappy?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Gunzen does a seagull mission every once in awhile (flies in makes a lot of retard noises shits over everything and flies out again) There is a Slap account that some say might be dubious
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If the alleged Slap shows up, I'll root out the truth. 

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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*But* there is geolocation. You and I can see where the poster's IP address geolocates, and strangely it does point almost right at the area in east Orlando where Smurph was known to have lived. I sometimes wonder if a troll would go as far as spoofing a geolocation with a VPN, if it's really worth that effort, just for trolling sake.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 amThere has been no proof that it is smurph. Also, there’s no wars with squirrels going on....
On the other hand, Smurph was pretty open with the details of his life, just based on memory of his past posting would make it relatively easy to troll his account.

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My IP isn't anywhere near where I live and I don't use a VPNQillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:05 pm*But* there is geolocation. You and I can see where the poster's IP address geolocates, and strangely it does point almost right at the area in east Orlando where Smurph was known to have lived. I sometimes wonder if a troll would go as far as spoofing a geolocation with a VPN, if it's really worth that effort, just for trolling sake.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 amThere has been no proof that it is smurph. Also, there’s no wars with squirrels going on....
On the other hand, Smurph was pretty open with the details of his life, just based on memory of his past posting would make it relatively easy to troll his account.
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I'm gonna say it's the real slap. He posted a pic one day of Beachgirl with the daughter (face blurred). That would be a helluva troll to keep all that on file. hmmmmmmmm
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Eh, it's not always exact. Our little IP locator puts me about few miles almost directly north of where I actually live. It also depends on what you mean by "anywhere near". You don't live vaguely between Philly and Allentown? Sometimes our IP locator is pretty accurate, but again sometimes not. The IP locator we use at work is almost (but only almost) within a few hundred feet or less of the actual spot, good enough to find the errant router or switch or work purposes when they start wandering off.
The troll Smurph account puts him at just across the street from where Slap said he had his trailer. That's close.
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Nope, that's hours away, I think it has something to do with my internet provider being an antiquated bullshit excuse for a company. Before I used ad blockers none of the ads were relevant or close.
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Haven't been here since last night. So, let me get this straight. I proved that this is a troll account (Can't describe what "her"job was 2 1/2 years ago when "she" stopped posting on old UJ) and yet the troll keeps posting and I'm the bad guy for asking questions. Can't make this BS up. Some FU'd up people around here. I have some Roswell crash debris I'll sell you all real cheap.Just list what you are looking for. Give me a couple extra weeks for alien bodies.
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...just wow...all I got..
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Dude she posted a pic with a sign ffs, what more do you want...see this type of ridiculous stubborn bullshit is what makes you look like a retard. It's ok to be wrong sometimes.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:01 pm Haven't been here since last night. So, let me get this straight. I proved that this is a troll account (Can't describe what "her"job was 2 1/2 years ago when "she" stopped posting on old UJ) and yet the troll keeps posting and I'm the bad guy for asking questions. Can't make this BS up. Some FU'd up people around here. I have some Roswell crash debris I'll sell you all real cheap.
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Hey maybe I photoshopped it!!!1!
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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I sometimes wonder if he isn't the most talented troll here?
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Yeah, nobody on old UJ ever saved anything on their computer. We just banged rocks together to communicate. I proved Flumper was a troll account (notice his "I'm not Animal" AV) and It's the same here. Let me be clear. This jcw is a troll account. Deal with it and get the fairy tail bs hopefulness out of your system. I even intentionally said "Seattle" area last night waiting for the Troll to correct to Vancouver, unable to even do that. Wake the F up.Degas wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:09 pmDude she posted a pic with a sign ffs, what more do you want...see this type of ridiculous stubborn bullshit is what makes you look like a retard. It's ok to be wrong sometimes.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:01 pm Haven't been here since last night. So, let me get this straight. I proved that this is a troll account (Can't describe what "her"job was 2 1/2 years ago when "she" stopped posting on old UJ) and yet the troll keeps posting and I'm the bad guy for asking questions. Can't make this BS up. Some FU'd up people around here. I have some Roswell crash debris I'll sell you all real cheap.
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My last post on this thread. So I've proved that jcw is a troll account. Deal with it or indulge your fantasy. I could not care any less.
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We're dealing with JCW correctly. You're melting, as usuall.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:37 pm My last post on this thread. So I've proved that jcw is a troll account. Deal with it or indulge your fantasy. I could not care any less.
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Maybe because I don't, nor have I ever lived in Vancouver?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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I found the original. WTC is right.
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And those ip-checks are really a privacy issue. You shouldn't dabble into that, and least of all publicly.