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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Thu Jan 22, 2026 8:05 pm Image
Having owned two Chi's, I can assure you that their size is just right for their temperament. If they were any bigger... :shocked:

This includes Min-pins. One little shit bit my thumb and left a tooth-sized hole in the nail that took months to heal.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jan 24, 2026 7:37 pm
Homebrew wrote: Thu Jan 22, 2026 8:05 pm Image
Having owned two Chi's, I can assure you that their size is just right for their temperament. If they were any bigger... :shocked:

This includes Min-pins. One little shit bit my thumb and left a tooth-sized hole in the nail that took months to heal.
Agreed. My son and his wife have a rescue Chi, and those little fuckers are rescues for a reason. Over the last 5 years it has bitten me three times, and I have made it very clear that if it happens again I will dig the hole.
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Disco reemerges! :lol:

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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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I'm all in!
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:lol:
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I don't know how true this is but it's fucking hilarious.

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:32 am Image
world famous prediction. I think that is ben afflecks face and it's been ai created or something and it's actually some sort of "dig" on affleck (quack quack)
Also went to emergency , my arm like was seized up in the morning, my insurance doesn't cover emergency room and doctor told me to go there. Then in business time, they called about 2 hours later to give me payment options. They said I had cellulitis in my elbow and I'm almost out of antibiotics but arm is quite a bit better.
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jsdspif wrote: Thu Feb 19, 2026 12:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:32 am Image
world famous prediction. I think that is ben afflecks face and it's been ai created or something and it's actually some sort of "dig" on affleck (quack quack)
Also went to emergency , my arm like was seized up in the morning, my insurance doesn't cover emergency room and doctor told me to go there. Then in business time, they called about 2 hours later to give me payment options. They said I had cellulitis in my elbow and I'm almost out of antibiotics but arm is quite a bit better.
as always, I say it with love in my voice, J-Bird (sing it!) paaaaasssssseeeesss theeee stiiiiiick.
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