Just call me Evel Knievel

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Poor Ilene...can only buy right foot shoes.
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:32 pm Poor Ilene...can only buy right foot shoes.
At least she can still get into IHOP.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:23 pm
Molzy wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:32 pm Damn girl, good luck. Hopefully it's a quick outpatient thing and you can be in/out in no time. Sending sweet e-vibes your way.

Most of that bruising and dark blood is gravity (yeah, it's a real thing) pulling the blood down from the injury site. Hematomas suck. My ex got one on his thigh and it was amazing to watch the colors change. He has a big ripple in it from where the rip in the muscle healed.
They didn’t end up draining it and I’m contemplating not getting the surgery or at least not for a while. I literally can’t miss more work.
Does your state have disability pay?
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Start a GOFUNDME and promise nudes.

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:39 pm I am back in the ER...I had a grand mal seizure at work. I fucking quit dude. I’ve never been so unable to answer questions in my life.
I'm sure you're come out of this fine, but woman, get yourself fixed. Now.
And get financial help. I'm sure many here, and slap, will help.
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Looks more like the ghostbusters spook.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:42 am Image
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We need an update.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:10 pm We need an update.
Well the subscription fee you paid entitles you to one.
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I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
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Slap wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:57 am I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
I can't even imagine what type of depraved things slap would have in mind for those injuries.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:33 pm
Slap wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:57 am I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
I can't even imagine what type of depraved things slap would have in mind for those injuries.
100% they involve him putting on a cute, frilly nurse outfit.
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JCW wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:58 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:33 pm
Slap wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:57 am I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
I can't even imagine what type of depraved things slap would have in mind for those injuries.
100% they involve him putting on a cute, frilly nurse outfit.
I rather imagine Evvan in a frilly French maid's uniform.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:27 pm I'm in bed. I need to set up an appointment with Neuro.
Someone going to set up an account with the name "Neuro?"
wut?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:03 am
Wut wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:34 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:27 pm I'm in bed. I need to set up an appointment with Neuro.
Someone going to set up an account with the name "Neuro?"
neurologist*
I thought I spelled it incorrectly 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:27 pm I'm in bed. I need to set up an appointment with Neuro.
Expect him to order an MRI brain scan,not an CAT scan. Pre obammer days most doctors had an MRI in their office or near by and was cheaper than it is now .Most Dr's are out of owning their own equip now and we all pay the price now. Shop around for the MRI prices vary from few hundred $$$ to thousands. Be sure the cost includes the 'read' of the exam,some places will charge you additional $500 just to get a report. Neuro-radiologist is a specialty above a 'broken bones' radiologist good luck
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:33 pm
Slap wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:57 am I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
I can't even imagine what type of depraved things slap would have in mind for those injuries.
He prob wants to slide his cock through the bloody gash.
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Molzy wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:33 pm
Slap wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:57 am I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
I can't even imagine what type of depraved things slap would have in mind for those injuries.
He prob wants to slide his cock through the bloody gash.
Aunt Flo or this. Blood is blood. Flesh is flesh.
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VisionaryEric wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:40 pm
Molzy wrote: Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:51 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:33 pm
Slap wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:57 am I will give you a couple thousand for a a shot at that wound.
I can't even imagine what type of depraved things slap would have in mind for those injuries.
He prob wants to slide his cock through the bloody gash.
Aunt Flo or this. Blood is blood. Flesh is flesh.
Is that you during your mandatory service?
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We need an update, EV.
wut?
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Waiting/ Waiting/ How long is this supposed to last? I'm like Millennium's these days. No patience.
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Evvan, health and welfare update.
wut?
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Things will get better, just keep pushing forward.
wut?
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