Just call me Evel Knievel

[PimpDaddy]

Was there a gofundme I missed?

Few people pay paled me so I could be bed ridden

Pay to im-pale you is worth more money.

[B-Tender]

Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life

I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.

[B-Tender]

Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life

I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.

I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.

I've heard fetish porn pays well.

[Stapes]

Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life

I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.

I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.

Don't replace with flippers.

[Reservoir Dog]

Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life

I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.

I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.

[VisionaryEric]

Hope everything goes well and works out.
When are they operation? Now?

[megman]

Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life

I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.

I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.

It'll cut your shaving time in half...

[Wut]

This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.

[donky]

Although I really would like to stick my dick in this gash I really hope that there is little to no blood clotting and that fine ass hairy leg goes back to it's natural color.. I would say keep it elevated but then you might get a clot go straight to your heart Which would surely stroke you out and bum all of uj out. So take special care of that hematoma and we will be expecting some recovery photos.

[Reservoir Dog]

This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.

I did that. It was fun.

[B-Tender]

This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.

I did that. It was fun.

I'm sure you've ridden a lot of mopeds, back in high school.

[Blast]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

[CaptQuint]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

She'll be back on her foot real soon

[Wut]

This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.

I did that. It was fun.

I'm sure you've ridden a lot of mopeds, back in high school.

I actually rode mopeds around here when I was young and into my 20s,.

Too dangerous for me now.

[Antknot]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

[Blast]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!

Antknot was just hobbled by the genius of that combination.

[CHEEZY17]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!

Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.

[Blast]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!

Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.

So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?

[CHEEZY17]

Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!

Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.

So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?

Yeah, basically she was advised to rest up and toe the line.

[Blast]

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!

Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.

So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?

Yeah, basically she was advised to rest up and toe the line.

Makes sense, I know she doesn't ask for advice just for kicks.

[Stapes]

you guys are being heels

[Stapes]

That was the best I had..sorry

[Reservoir Dog]

She'll be back on her foot real soon

Wow, is that a lame joke!

I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!

Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.

So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?

Yeah, basically she was advised to rest up and toe the line.

Poor girl already has one foot in the grave.

[PimpDaddy]

EV should consider changing her name to Ilene.

[Molzy]

Damn girl, good luck. Hopefully it's a quick outpatient thing and you can be in/out in no time. Sending sweet e-vibes your way.

Most of that bruising and dark blood is gravity (yeah, it's a real thing) pulling the blood down from the injury site. Hematomas suck. My ex got one on his thigh and it was amazing to watch the colors change. He has a big ripple in it from where the rip in the muscle healed.