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Nero wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 1:13 am My calf found a glass picture frame about 13 years ago.

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"My calf found a glass picture frame?" I don't know what that means. Explain what could cause that kinda damage. Thanks.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 12:02 am
Nero wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 1:13 am My calf found a glass picture frame about 13 years ago.

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"My calf found a glass picture frame?" I don't know what that means. Explain what could cause that kinda damage. Thanks.
A piece of glass was sticking out and he ran his leg up or down it.
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Give us an update, Evvel.
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Your gonna need a little aloe :)
I blame Biker.
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what is the tape for?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:55 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:48 pm what is the tape for?
I dunno my physical therapist put it on today. He said I need to keep it wrapped more.
is the "leg skin" not dying anymore?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 11:24 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 11:00 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:55 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:48 pm what is the tape for?
I dunno my physical therapist put it on today. He said I need to keep it wrapped more.
is the "leg skin" not dying anymore?
I cut it all off with a razor blade
Is it for... sale?
Asking for dad.
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Did yo tits and/or ass get busted or scars?
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Asking for sis.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:55 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:48 pm what is the tape for?
I dunno my physical therapist put it on today. He said I need to keep it wrapped more.
How's the healing going? Looks better.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:05 amNah
What does "nah" mean? It looks better. Are you able to work? Can we guess dirt bikes excursions on weekends is out for the next 20 years?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:33 am Nah was the the tits and ass being scarred. It's healing. I took off a lot of days tomorrow will be my second day just one shift. Off of pain killers but it still hurts like a bitch.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:33 am Nah was the the tits and ass being scarred. It's healing. I took off a lot of days tomorrow will be my second day just one shift. Off of pain killers but it still hurts like a bitch.
Damn, I bet. That was brutal looking injuries. Hint- don't ever do that again.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:43 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:33 am Nah was the the tits and ass being scarred. It's healing. I took off a lot of days tomorrow will be my second day just one shift. Off of pain killers but it still hurts like a bitch.
Damn, I bet. That was brutal looking injuries. Hint- don't ever do that again.
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VisionaryEric wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 11:32 pm Did yo tits and/or ass get busted or scars?
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I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:47 am
VisionaryEric wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 11:32 pm Did yo tits and/or ass get busted or scars?
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:lol:
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:22 pm
Thewalruss wrote: Wed May 29, 2019 6:32 pm What's the update? They fit you for a wooden leg yet? I went ahead and set up a "Peg" username. PM if you need the password.
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Everything is out it's hella busted tho. I still have a lot of swelling and pain but i kind of deserve it. I need to fuckin shave my legs too
Holy shit, did you give Wolverine a blowjob or sumthin, that's healing way quicker than the previous pics would lead us to believe. Impressive.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:09 am My ankle and back of my leg are still purple and I have a pretty big swollen area. It looks better but prognosis isnt that great from my doc today. My ankle and knee are pretty busted and I fucked up my superficial nerves which led to a decently sized area being numb.
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Definitely a no joke, traumatic injury.
I blame Biker.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:09 am My ankle and back of my leg are still purple and I have a pretty big swollen area. It looks better but prognosis isnt that great from my doc today. My ankle and knee are pretty busted and I fucked up my superficial nerves which led to a decently sized area being numb.
Doesn't sound great for a long term active career, you need to study computers and accounting, quick-like.
wut?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 11:24 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 11:00 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:55 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 10:48 pm what is the tape for?
I dunno my physical therapist put it on today. He said I need to keep it wrapped more.
is the "leg skin" not dying anymore?
I cut it all off with a razor blade
Jesus. I assume that's what the doctor recommended?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:09 am My ankle and back of my leg are still purple and I have a pretty big swollen area. It looks better but prognosis isnt that great from my doc today. My ankle and knee are pretty busted and I fucked up my superficial nerves which led to a decently sized area being numb.
So, what was the thought process on that particular day? "Dirt bike"- hell yes I'm jacking that shit full bore. Can we assume no alcohol was involved?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:49 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:09 am My ankle and back of my leg are still purple and I have a pretty big swollen area. It looks better but prognosis isnt that great from my doc today. My ankle and knee are pretty busted and I fucked up my superficial nerves which led to a decently sized area being numb.
So, what was the thought process on that particular day? "Dirt bike"- hell yes I'm jacking that shit full bore. Can we assume no alcohol was involved?
Evv on that dirt bike is the same process you go through when you post anything here. And with the same result. Crash and hurt.
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VisionaryEric wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:54 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:49 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:09 am My ankle and back of my leg are still purple and I have a pretty big swollen area. It looks better but prognosis isnt that great from my doc today. My ankle and knee are pretty busted and I fucked up my superficial nerves which led to a decently sized area being numb.
So, what was the thought process on that particular day? "Dirt bike"- hell yes I'm jacking that shit full bore. Can we assume no alcohol was involved?
Evv on that dirt bike is the same process you go through when you post anything here. And with the same result. Crash and hurt.
So, how many hits on the potent shit are you on? And can you send some my way? Thanks
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:06 am
VisionaryEric wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:54 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:49 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:09 am My ankle and back of my leg are still purple and I have a pretty big swollen area. It looks better but prognosis isnt that great from my doc today. My ankle and knee are pretty busted and I fucked up my superficial nerves which led to a decently sized area being numb.
So, what was the thought process on that particular day? "Dirt bike"- hell yes I'm jacking that shit full bore. Can we assume no alcohol was involved?
Evv on that dirt bike is the same process you go through when you post anything here. And with the same result. Crash and hurt.
So, how many hits on the potent shit are you on? And can you send some my way? Thanks
And point in case.
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