Mugger picks the wrong girl

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Mugger picks the wrong girl

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This reminds me of a line from Jeff Foxworthy in one of his blue collar specials when talking about how certain women and bull riding are similar "I could ride it, but I'd probably get hurt"
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Blast wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:08 am This reminds me of a line from Jeff Foxworthy in one of his blue collar specials when talking about how certain women and bull riding are similar "I could ride it, but I'd probably get hurt"
That sounds quite appropriate considering your dating situation these days.
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B-Tender wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:11 am
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:08 am This reminds me of a line from Jeff Foxworthy in one of his blue collar specials when talking about how certain women and bull riding are similar "I could ride it, but I'd probably get hurt"
That sounds quite appropriate considering your dating situation these days.
I know right?
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HighNDry wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:32 am Opposite Day in the Gunzen household.
Bazinga! :extinguishflame:
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