So, I'm firing up my virgin brand new Weber grill today

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Re: So, I'm firing up my virgin brand new Weber grill today

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 12:18 am
megman wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:52 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:48 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:23 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:17 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 10:59 pm First you were bitching about having to put $300 out, and now you're going to weld it which will void the warranty.
:lol: What warranty are you flapping your lips about? There are no motors, sumps, anything mechanical. I live in a semi-desert environment where nothing rusts for hundreds of years. Hell, I even put the cloth Weber cover on for a few days as a joke. Like that's gonna last. Did I mention, the wind around here never dies.
i'm more interested to see you put a bead on that thing gauge without burning a hole through it.
He could TIG it, but...
He'll have to look up TIG and get back to you.
I know about Gas Tungsten arc welding. I've never needed it. NEXT.
Tungsten INERT Gas. It's usually Argon/Helium. An inert gas so the weld doesn't become contaminated.

First you'll have to find a piece of metal that will cover your hole that is the same thickness as the grill, probably about .048" CRS. If there is a curvature you'll have to form the piece so it fits proper.

Next you'll have to grind all that coating off off the grill where you are going to weld as it won't stick to the paint.... Duct tape is more your speed wax ring boy...
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megman wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 12:27 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 12:18 am
megman wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:52 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:48 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:23 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:17 pm :lol: What warranty are you flapping your lips about? There are no motors, sumps, anything mechanical. I live in a semi-desert environment where nothing rusts for hundreds of years. Hell, I even put the cloth Weber cover on for a few days as a joke. Like that's gonna last. Did I mention, the wind around here never dies.
i'm more interested to see you put a bead on that thing gauge without burning a hole through it.
He could TIG it, but...
He'll have to look up TIG and get back to you.
I know about Gas Tungsten arc welding. I've never needed it. NEXT.
Tungsten INERT Gas. It's usually Argon/Helium. An inert gas so the weld doesn't become contaminated.

First you'll have to find a piece of metal that will cover your hole that is the same thickness as the grill, probably about .048" CRS. If there is a curvature you'll have to form the piece so it fits proper.

Next you'll have to grind all that coating off off the grill where you are going to weld as it won't stick to the paint.... Duct tape is more your speed wax ring boy...
I'll figure it out without some Canadian lecturing. It's amazing how you all come out of winter hibernation at the exact same moment, Spew info crap for the 2 months not spent inside.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 12:51 am
megman wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 12:27 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 19, 2019 12:18 am
megman wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:52 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:48 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 11:23 pm i'm more interested to see you put a bead on that thing gauge without burning a hole through it.
He could TIG it, but...
He'll have to look up TIG and get back to you.
I know about Gas Tungsten arc welding. I've never needed it. NEXT.
Tungsten INERT Gas. It's usually Argon/Helium. An inert gas so the weld doesn't become contaminated.

First you'll have to find a piece of metal that will cover your hole that is the same thickness as the grill, probably about .048" CRS. If there is a curvature you'll have to form the piece so it fits proper.

Next you'll have to grind all that coating off off the grill where you are going to weld as it won't stick to the paint.... Duct tape is more your speed wax ring boy...
I'll figure it out without some Canadian lecturing. It's amazing how you all come out of winter hibernation at the exact same moment, Spew info crap for the 2 months not spent inside.
As opposed to 12 months for some....

Good luck with your repair. :extinguishflame:
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I like megman. Has spunk, won't take shit from no one. No matter what. Kinda covers up the fact that the dude is a total Canadian Retard.
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Industry safety standards require duct tape to be nonflammable and safe to use in temperatures up to 200 degrees Fahrenheit. Adhesive endurance is reduced in temperatures over 180 degrees Fahrenheit.
wut?
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WTC welding his BBQ.

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:02 pm WTC welding his BBQ.

That's one of his 6 sons
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:05 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:02 pm WTC welding his BBQ.

That's one of his 6 sons
Who said I had 6 sons? I understand your dilemma. 3 generations turning out totally normal, while your families 2 century experiment in incest/ inbreeding has produced extra heads, fingers, toes, legs and what looks like a salamander tail.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 11:02 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:05 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:02 pm WTC welding his BBQ.

That's one of his 6 sons
Who said I had 6 sons? I understand your dilemma. 3 generations turning out totally normal, while your families 2 century experiment in incest/ inbreeding has produced extra heads, fingers, toes, legs and what looks like a salamander tail.
6 sons, all millionaires with perfect 10 wives, live the easy life off the profits from the 386,000,000 barrels of oil under your fathers house.
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 11:04 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 11:02 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:05 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 6:02 pm WTC welding his BBQ.

That's one of his 6 sons
Who said I had 6 sons? I understand your dilemma. 3 generations turning out totally normal, while your families 2 century experiment in incest/ inbreeding has produced extra heads, fingers, toes, legs and what looks like a salamander tail.
6 sons, all millionaires with perfect 10 wives, live the easy life off the profits from the 386,000,000 barrels of oil under your fathers house.
Well, you have to admit it's better than 2 centuries of inbreeding, Your ancestors digging through the muck with their lips gathering seeds , insects, anything. That salamander tail is probably useful erasing the trail.
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All 6 sons live on estates with acreage containing thousands of the finest earthworms
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Good Lord. 15 years of UJ, and CQ has to be the biggest idiot/ retard ever manufactured around here. It's embarrassing beyond description.
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Memorial Day weekend approaching. I am going to smoke some meat big time for the first time on my new cooker this weekend. Virgin on this kinda thing. Starting out with a 9 lb Pork Boston Butt Roast. Have 2 10 lbs briskets in the wings for later. Tons of charcoal.Hickory, mesquite, cherry, etc for smoking. Understand the water pan scenario, vents, closed/ half closed. Adding charcoal and smoke. Any other hints you wish to contribute?
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Is 9 pounds enough to feed you, your father and sister and 6 sons?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 11:59 pm Good Lord. 15 years of UJ, and CQ has to be the biggest idiot/ retard ever manufactured around here. It's embarrassing beyond description.
I thought I was, you fucking liar!!
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What a cheapskate.
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kwebber wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:41 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 11:59 pm Good Lord. 15 years of UJ, and CQ has to be the biggest idiot/ retard ever manufactured around here. It's embarrassing beyond description.
I thought I was, you fucking liar!!
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I see the input suggestions to a question asked always starts with the hordes of retards. I'll wait patiently while the relevant people I'm asking the actual question about respond. Do your meandering at the lower level of society where you belong.
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So, maybe now that we have cleared the forum air of this retard shit, anyone have any other suggestions on this hours long smoking process. Mainly I'm talking about adding briquettes during the cooking to keep the temps levels up. Just throwing them on the pile seems like just adding something bad into your food.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 12:15 am I see the input suggestions to a question asked always starts with the hordes of retards. I'll wait patiently while the relevant people I'm asking the actual question about respond. Do your meandering at the lower level of society where you belong.
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Has WTC been told to fuck off and die yet?
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