Just call me Evel Knievel

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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 4:53 pm Image
Oh boy, that's the ticket. yikes
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 4:53 pm Image
If that's not shopped, lie to me and tell me it is.
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I'll bet that hurts today. I've had my share of stitches but never had any staples.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 4:53 pm Image
Well, I thought I had a tough time fapping yesterday...
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 4:53 pm Image
I'd lick the puss out of those wounds.
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I'd help her use the potty
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:28 pm No pus just scabby blood
Oh, baby! .......
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I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
She's a hot dog vendor at Minute Maid Park

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CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:06 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:20 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
Waiting tables and I don’t have a choice I got biilllllls tuh pay!
Slap isnt sending checks anymore?
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:20 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
Waiting tables and I don’t have a choice I got biilllllls tuh pay!
Wear shorts or a dress and get the sympathy tips.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 7:31 pm
beagleboy wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 7:17 pm I'll bet that hurts today. I've had my share of stitches but never had any staples.
This my first time with staples. It hurts but it’s not like that big of a deal. I have to work tomorrow tho so it might suck then...
Staples instead of sutures. Uouch multiplied .
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Antknot wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 11:02 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:20 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
Waiting tables and I don’t have a choice I got biilllllls tuh pay!
Wear shorts or a dress and get the sympathy tips.
You forgot the mandatory "AW' crutches.
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Goddammit woman. Keep that shit elevated.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:40 am
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:16 am Goddammit woman. Keep that shit elevated.
I did I don't think it's did much tho
It does.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 11:30 am
Whackov wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 11:20 am Was the doctor that stitched you named Frankenstein? That is going to leave one ugly ass scar.
Right? I feel like taking the staples out a super glue it instead
If your insurance covers it, you should see if you could get into see a plastic surgeon. I had a dog bite and was getting ready to change jobs so I didn’t follow through with the plastic surgeon. Always kind of regretted it.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:20 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
Waiting tables and I don’t have a choice I got biilllllls tuh pay!
Sure, I mean, what could go wrong?
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Good luck with the healing process, I didn't see if you went to a VA facility or regular hospital.

You're tough as nailz, I know you'll whether this incident like the person you are.

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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:20 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 8:52 pm I'm thinkin' work might not be a good move tomorrow. There isn't a lot holding your leg meat in place. Not sure what your civilian jobs is right now.
Waiting tables and I don’t have a choice I got biilllllls tuh pay!
Too bad you can't stay off that leg for a couple more days. One would think the righteous SJW's who attack me for being heartless would have stepped up by now to help out. I'll send you a few bucks.
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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 11:09 am I'll send you a few bucks.
As long as you’re in a giving mood, I’ll pm you my PayPal
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The real question is have you flick your bean to your own gore pictures yet
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:32 pm
Who wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 11:09 am I'll send you a few bucks.
As long as you’re in a giving mood, I’ll pm you my PayPal
Digital handjob it is!
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:32 pm
Who wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 11:09 am I'll send you a few bucks.
As long as you’re in a giving mood, I’ll pm you my PayPal
Digital handjob it is!
Nah, I'm going to tear a hole in the UJ space/time continuum by not asking for pics or underwear.
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