Just call me Evel Knievel

[fouts]

1st pic reminded me I have scallops defrosting-thanks,is the bike ok?

[Thewalruss]

At least your pedicure was on point

[Stapes]

GOD DAMN!!!

[CaptQuint]

[fouts]

1st pic reminded me I have scallops defrosting-thanks,is the bike ok?

The clutch is bent and that's it

Helmet-I hope, so you're in the emergency room with your leg fillet open like the fresh catch of the day and you take a selfie? How thoughtful you are.
So,compared to Gore site pics how did you like seeing part of the real thing,all being a pretty clean slice unlike a crush wound. Where you out in the middle of no where ? Thought you'd get a little more miles out this post since being the only legit female here.

[Blast]

Glad they can patch you up, that looks like it's going to be a good one. Did they have a plastic surgeon come in and consult before they got the staple gun out?

[fouts]

Before too much time goes by that's probably a good idea to get a consult,that's usually free, Unless it will be part of a future tat

[B-Tender]

That third pic doesn't appear to be a left leg. I'm calling bullshit!

I have a giant gash.

For prosperity.

[CHEEZY17]

That third pic doesn't appear to be a left leg. I'm calling bullshit!

I have a giant gash.

For prosperity.

Goes along with that enormous clit.

[Charliesheen]

I remember.

[CaptQuint]

Bitch be lookin like Frankenstein's Munster

[Animal]

Wow! That is freaky. No broken bones?

Did you have to get a tetanus shot?

[CaptQuint]

I bet The Navy makes sure she had one, but looking at that I'd take another

[CaptQuint]

I bet The Navy makes sure she had one, but looking at that I'd take another

Exactly this.

Cannot have Navy property developing lockjaw

[WestTexasCrude]

Day two....looks like I survived being mauled by a bear....



Pretty much my whole leg is a bruise. Minor cuts elsewhere but nothing as bad as this.



One of my tattoos got sliced open tho



And my neck is a little more banged up than I realized...

Just what I like in my women. Bloodied and knocked senseless with pain medication.

[Stapes]

Damn girl. That looks pretty gnarly. I hope you heal up quick.

[Stapes]

Oh......and while your in the tub with a camera...….

[WestTexasCrude]

Oh......and while your in the tub with a camera...….

[WestTexasCrude]

Oh......and while your in the tub with a camera...….

How insensitive! Lol

Yeah, Stapes has always been on the cutting edge of "Sensitive". Like never.

[WestTexasCrude]

Day two....looks like I survived being mauled by a bear....



Pretty much my whole leg is a bruise. Minor cuts elsewhere but nothing as bad as this.



One of my tattoos got sliced open tho



And my neck is a little more banged up than I realized...

Just what I like in my women. Bloodied and knocked senseless with pain medication.

They only gave me shitty Tylenol 3. So instead of knocked senseless put oozing and grumpy

OK, that's not quite the romantic background I'm looking for, but I'll adjust.

[Cyberhonky]

So were you doing something cool like a 'no hander lander' or was it just whisky throttle?

[Whackov]

Was the doctor that stitched you named Frankenstein? That is going to leave one ugly ass scar.

[Asagi_koi]

Guys dig scars

[PimpDaddy]

I'll take mine blemish-free. Thanks. Like an airbrushed Barbie that doesn't talk back, or kill my family bunny for fun.

[Stapes]

Oh yeah....wait till the bruises get to that nice yellow, purple color.