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I just saved $1,340.02 by switching AWAY from Geico
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Geico has to pay for all those crappy ads somehow. Congrats on no longer helping them pay for that shit.
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8-TrackJones wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:29 pm Geico has to pay for all those crappy ads somehow. Congrats on no longer helping them pay for that shit.
They're fucking crooks, I noticed my premium went down a little but my car has depreciated considerably and so I called an insurance company with an agreement with my credit union and scored
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Progressive has equally (at least) crappy ads, but I saved more money switching to them. ;)
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 5:05 pm Progressive has equally (at least) crappy ads, but I saved more money switching to them. ;)
I really hated those Liberty Mutual commercials, I loved Brad

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one of the best commercials ever.
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Yep saving $960 over the next 6 months by switching to Progressive from Geico, fuck that lizard
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If you have a clean driving record, Mercury Insurance usually has some of the best rates.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 pm my car has depreciated considerably
It's a Chevy.
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B-Tender wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 6:20 pm If you have a clean driving record, Mercury Insurance usually has some of the best rates.
I used to have Mercury.

They raised their rates on me. Used to be cheaper, now I get a cheaper rate at Progressive.
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:55 pm
B-Tender wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 6:20 pm If you have a clean driving record, Mercury Insurance usually has some of the best rates.
I used to have Mercury.

They raised their rates on me. Used to be cheaper, now I get a cheaper rate at Progressive.
If you didn't have any incidents, then they probably decide to raise rates in your zip code. They pick areas they want. And areas they don't.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 pm my car has depreciated considerably
It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 pm my car has depreciated considerably
It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
8 years past its life expectancy. You must take good care of it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 pm my car has depreciated considerably
It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
8 years past its life expectancy. You must take good care of it.
I put a new motor in every 400 miles
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 pm my car has depreciated considerably
It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
8 years past its life expectancy. You must take good care of it.
I put a new motor in every 400 miles
You have to or you void the warranty.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 9:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 3:34 pm my car has depreciated considerably
It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
8 years past its life expectancy. You must take good care of it.
I put a new motor in every 400 miles
You have to or you void the warranty.
I'm impressed that he got it with the optional motor
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 9:44 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 9:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
8 years past its life expectancy. You must take good care of it.
I put a new motor in every 400 miles
You have to or you void the warranty.
I'm impressed that he got it with the optional motor
It comes with a 100 mile long extension cord.
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Progressive tried to fuck me over once, fuck them forever.
wut?
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 9:44 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 9:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 8:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:33 pm It's a Chevy.
It's also almost 10 years old
8 years past its life expectancy. You must take good care of it.
I put a new motor in every 400 miles
You have to or you void the warranty.
I'm impressed that he got it with the optional motor
Isn't different Insurance companies kinda like Dish vs Direct TV. the exact same, just different pricing structures per State depending on the whim of the individual boards. You can chase that shit for years.
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You know, for a "High IQ person" WTC asks a lot of stupid fucking questions
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 12:26 am You know, for a "High IQ person" WTC asks a lot of stupid fucking questions
You know, for the usual low IQ idiot, You spew a a lot of shit that makes no sense.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 12:38 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 12:26 am You know, for a "High IQ person" WTC asks a lot of stupid fucking questions
Auto insurance is just like subscription based satellite television providers
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:55 pm
B-Tender wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 6:20 pm If you have a clean driving record, Mercury Insurance usually has some of the best rates.
I used to have Mercury.

They raised their rates on me. Used to be cheaper, now I get a cheaper rate at Progressive.
Mercury sucks! I had them under a group plan at work. They got kicked out and sent me a letter dropping Me. No options mentioned. Been with California Casualty ever since.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 4:15 pm
s.murph wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 4:14 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 7:55 pm
B-Tender wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 6:20 pm If you have a clean driving record, Mercury Insurance usually has some of the best rates.
I used to have Mercury.

They raised their rates on me. Used to be cheaper, now I get a cheaper rate at Progressive.
Mercury sucks! I had them under a group plan at work. They got kicked out and sent me a letter dropping Me. No options mentioned. Been with California Casualty ever since.
Ha! s.murph don't work!
No shit genious. Haven"t worked in 12 years. This shit happened years ago and I've stayed with Cali Casualty even after retiring. I hope this helps.
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