Just call me Evel Knievel

[Peter Fitzeasy]

What happened?

[Animal]

what in the fuck?

[Degas]

Holy fuck that looks hideous.




I mean who wears socks with sandals ffs?

[WestTexasCrude]

Holy shit, Evvan. That's some nasty looking wounds. So, did your tat artist go psycho?

[Peter Fitzeasy]

Something is going on with those pictures....left or right leg...

[Degas]

Something is going on with those pictures....left or right leg...

I mean I'm no medical professional (although I am fucking great at the board game Operation), but looking at that big toe position I am gonna say left leg.

[Peter Fitzeasy]

That third pic doesn't appear to be a left leg. I'm calling bullshit!

[Peter Fitzeasy]

But, I've also been drinkin'...

[Degas]

Or she might have flipped a pic.

[WestTexasCrude]

Left leg
Riding dirt bike in picture and went to take a turn and hit gravel. Drove into a ditch and then a barbed wire fence. I have cuts in a lot of places including my throat and face but that's the worst of them.

Fucking Ouch. Especially the barbed wire.

[Animal]

I guess the real question is who held your beer?

[WestTexasCrude]

I guess the real question is who held your beer?

Yep. always the unanswered question.

[CaptQuint]

[Animal]

I guess the real question is who held your beer?

I had finished it before I got on

that's always a solid plan.

[WestTexasCrude]

Left leg
Riding dirt bike in picture and went to take a turn and hit gravel. Drove into a ditch and then a barbed wire fence. I have cuts in a lot of places including my throat and face but that's the worst of them.

Fucking Ouch. Especially the barbed wire.

It didn't hurt. Honestly I felt the gash in my neck and was worried about that but realized it wasn't bad and then looked down and was like fuuuuuuck

It's just a flesh wound

[WestTexasCrude]

Evvan "Doctor, it hurts when I drive my dirt bike into a ditch and barbed wire". Doctor "Don't drive your dirt bike into a ditch and barbed wire".

[Degas]

Holy fuck that looks hideous.




I mean who wears socks with sandals ffs?

My brother apparently

Whelp, he is a deeply uncool lad.

Also, good job you recently shaved your leg(s) or it would have looked like Evel Knievel in the ER.

[Charliesheen]

A pic of your left breast would have sufficed.

[Antknot]

Well Evvel, those are not the clothing optional pics I was hoping for

[megman]

Only 9 staples, but still won't buff out.

I had 21 staples when I had my RHS put in. And it'll make a good barometer when the weather gets nasty.

[Wut]

Holy fuck that looks hideous.




I mean who wears socks with sandals ffs?

My brother apparently

Whelp, he is a deeply uncool lad.

Also, good job you recently shaved your leg(s) or it would have looked like Evel Knievel in the ER.

LMFAO I said like ten minutes ago "thank God I shaved my legs yesterday!"

Were you also wearing clean underwear?

[megman]

Holy fuck that looks hideous.




I mean who wears socks with sandals ffs?

My brother apparently

Whelp, he is a deeply uncool lad.

Also, good job you recently shaved your leg(s) or it would have looked like Evel Knievel in the ER.

LMFAO I said like ten minutes ago "thank God I shaved my legs yesterday!"

Were you also wearing clean underwear?

With "were" being the operative word.

[necronomous]

This is why we cant have nice things.

[CHEEZY17]

I tried like hell but I was unable to fap to these pics.

[WestTexasCrude]

I tried like hell but I was unable to fap to these pics.

Always focus on ass eating Mrs Cheezy. Problem solved.