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Is pretty.
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The cousin isn't too bad either...Julia

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The niece (on Claim to Fame) was not what I had hoped for:


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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:44 pm The niece (on Claim to Fame) was not what I had hoped for:


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For sure. Young Dolly was quite the dish

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the best comment i ever heard out of her was in an interview and she was talking about where she grew up. she said at the end of town was a whorehouse and the whores would sit outside on the front porch. she thought they were just beautiful and her mother wouldn't let her go near them. she said they had fancy hair and makeup and fingernails. she always wanted to look just like them.
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The Dolly joke in grade school was...

Did you hear Porter Wagner died?
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His head was in Dolly's lap and her bra strap broke...(rimshot)
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It is crazy to think how her name is synonymous with so many things in US culture.

In pool a good break where nothing goes in is called the Dolly Parton. All bust, no balls.
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And make no mistake, the woman was and is as gorgeous as a human can be. Pretty, generous, perfect voice, HOF artist, fantastic figure, great business person... the lady has it all and continues to excel at life at 77 years old
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She really is all about kids...
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 5:57 pm And make no mistake, the woman was and is as gorgeous as a human can be. Pretty, generous, perfect voice, HOF artist, fantastic figure, great business person... the lady has it all and continues to excel at life at 77 years old
She really does seem like a good gal.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:04 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 5:57 pm And make no mistake, the woman was and is as gorgeous as a human can be. Pretty, generous, perfect voice, HOF artist, fantastic figure, great business person... the lady has it all and continues to excel at life at 77 years old
She really does seem like a good gal.
You wouldn't like her. She's inclusive of all humans.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:49 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:04 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 5:57 pm And make no mistake, the woman was and is as gorgeous as a human can be. Pretty, generous, perfect voice, HOF artist, fantastic figure, great business person... the lady has it all and continues to excel at life at 77 years old
She really does seem like a good gal.
You wouldn't like her. She's inclusive of all humans.

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But Cheezy likes books being banned.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:41 am

But Cheezy likes books being banned.
So.
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In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
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peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 am In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
Interesting.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:04 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 am In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
Interesting.
Please name one book that parents aren't allowed to buy for their children if they wish to do so.
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peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:13 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:04 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 am In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
Interesting.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:41 am

But Cheezy likes books being banned.
Like normal rational people I understand that not all books are appropriate for all ages.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:23 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:13 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:04 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 am In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
Interesting.
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Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:51 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:23 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:13 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:04 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 am In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
Interesting.
Please name one book that parents aren't allowed to buy for their children if they wish to do so.
Salty has a narrative and nothing will shake him from that narrative.
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How'd the "Lock her up" narrative work out?

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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:41 am
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 3:51 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:23 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:13 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:04 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 am In salty's world he also thinks alcohol and tobacco are banned as well.
Interesting.
Please name one book that parents aren't allowed to buy for their children if they wish to do so.
Salty has a narrative and nothing will shake him from that narrative.
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How'd the "Lock her up" narrative work out?

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Guys, take this to UJR/Pol or I will delete this thread.

I don't care who started it, stop it now.

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