Would you?
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- DandyDon
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Would you?
I'd have to give it a shot. Pretty face and rocking body, just dont ask her to fetch you a beer or make a sammich.
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Re: Would you?
nope.
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Re: Would you?
Noooooooooooooooooooo. I'd rather she have no legs than those flippers.
I blame Biker.
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Re: Would you?
Nugget porn!
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Re: Would you?
Not sure if tha flippers are a dis qualifier.
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Re: Would you?
No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
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Re: Would you?
She could just wiggle around in a shallow pan filled with water after she did her business, then scoot across a towel.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
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Re: Would you?
Well, maybe. But to quote ol' Cheezy: "100% no chance of ass-eating."VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:22 pmShe could just wiggle around in a shallow pan filled with water after she did her business, then scoot across a towel.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
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Re: Would you?
That was my first thought as well.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
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Re: Would you?
How about if there was a clause that you are allowed to bathe her first?QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:24 pmWell, maybe. But to quote ol' Cheezy: "100% no chance of ass-eating."VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:22 pmShe could just wiggle around in a shallow pan filled with water after she did her business, then scoot across a towel.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
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Re: Would you?
It would be nice if women would excuse themselves to go wash the beav and butthole before we get down to it.
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Re: Would you?
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How about if there was a clause that you are allowed to bathe her first?
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Seems like a lot of work to bang a chick who can't get up on all fours and probably can't ride me (not sure how much she can do with the flippers). The whole thing is starting to sound like a lot of effort on my part.
On the other hand there is the element of having a great story to tell for years to come.
I'm torn.
How about if there was a clause that you are allowed to bathe her first?
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Seems like a lot of work to bang a chick who can't get up on all fours and probably can't ride me (not sure how much she can do with the flippers). The whole thing is starting to sound like a lot of effort on my part.
On the other hand there is the element of having a great story to tell for years to come.
I'm torn.
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Re: Would you?
Napoleon wanted Josephine ripe and gamey when he got home from work.
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Re: Would you?
When her parents first heard 'your kid will be born with no limbs' if I was told that,not sure I could be part of that,I mean,life would be nothing like normal for her or me. And no more Circus' around anymore.. Just think it cruel to bring a human to life that's nothing more than an ornament in a shopping basket. So the answer is a hard "NO" not in this life time..and I have low standards.
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Re: Would you?
Probably happy somebody is making a video of her, after that who knows what being happy means to her. You think her parents are happy they forced her into a daily challenges of the simple things in life? Like getting dressed or eating.
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Re: Would you?
Gonna guess she sucks a hell of a cock. 

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Re: Would you?
I'd take her for a spin.
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