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Would you?

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I'd have to give it a shot. Pretty face and rocking body, just dont ask her to fetch you a beer or make a sammich.


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nope.
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I see nothing.
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Noooooooooooooooooooo. I'd rather she have no legs than those flippers.
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Stapes wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 1:41 am Noooooooooooooooooooo. I'd rather she have no legs than those flippers.
Afraid she might try slip one of those things in your keister?
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B-Tender wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 1:56 am
Stapes wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 1:41 am Noooooooooooooooooooo. I'd rather she have no legs than those flippers.
Afraid she might try slip one of those things in your keister?
I wasn't ………..but now I am. :extinguishflame:
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Nugget porn!
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Not sure if tha flippers are a dis qualifier.
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She's cute.
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Withoot a doobt!! No hesitations. Cute face, nice tits.
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No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
She could just wiggle around in a shallow pan filled with water after she did her business, then scoot across a towel.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:22 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
She could just wiggle around in a shallow pan filled with water after she did her business, then scoot across a towel.
Well, maybe. But to quote ol' Cheezy: "100% no chance of ass-eating."
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
That was my first thought as well.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:24 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:22 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:12 pm No, and I'll be honest why: so how does she clean herself down there after she's done with a poop or a visit with Aunt Flo? I kinda have some doubts about her hygiene...
She could just wiggle around in a shallow pan filled with water after she did her business, then scoot across a towel.
Well, maybe. But to quote ol' Cheezy: "100% no chance of ass-eating."
How about if there was a clause that you are allowed to bathe her first?
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It would be nice if women would excuse themselves to go wash the beav and butthole before we get down to it.
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How about if there was a clause that you are allowed to bathe her first?
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Seems like a lot of work to bang a chick who can't get up on all fours and probably can't ride me (not sure how much she can do with the flippers). The whole thing is starting to sound like a lot of effort on my part.

On the other hand there is the element of having a great story to tell for years to come.

I'm torn.
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Napoleon wanted Josephine ripe and gamey when he got home from work.
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When her parents first heard 'your kid will be born with no limbs' if I was told that,not sure I could be part of that,I mean,life would be nothing like normal for her or me. And no more Circus' around anymore.. Just think it cruel to bring a human to life that's nothing more than an ornament in a shopping basket. So the answer is a hard "NO" not in this life time..and I have low standards.
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Does she look happy to you?
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Probably happy somebody is making a video of her, after that who knows what being happy means to her. You think her parents are happy they forced her into a daily challenges of the simple things in life? Like getting dressed or eating.
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Gonna guess she sucks a hell of a cock. :beavisbutthead:
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I'd take her for a spin.
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