Cannes Film Festival...wearing less is more...NSFW

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Julia Fox...

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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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WTF is that?
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HighNDry wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 8:50 pmWTF is that?
I wish I knew but the media is demanding that you accept that as hot
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HighNDry wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 8:50 pmWTF is that?
what's the big deal?


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HighNDry wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 8:50 pmWTF is that?
Biker's spank bank can get pretty weird.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 9:15 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 8:50 pmWTF is that?
Biker's spank bank can get pretty weird.
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During 1987 spring training in Winter Haven, Florida, Red Sox pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd would be detained by police due to an issue concerning overdue video cassettes.[14] When the list of titles made public turned out to contain pornographic titles, a Boston area newspaper printed the names and sarcastically dubbed the incident "The Can's Film Festival".
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saltydog wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 9:41 pm During 1987 spring training in Winter Haven, Florida, Red Sox pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd would be detained by police due to an issue concerning overdue video cassettes.[14] When the list of titles made public turned out to contain pornographic titles, a Boston area newspaper printed the names and sarcastically dubbed the incident "The Can's Film Festival".
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Ricrude wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 6:49 pm Julia Fox...

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Everything about this look and that woman disgusts me the look gives me melting ice sculpture at a wedding. Her face is stupid and I hate her.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 11:09 am Everything about this look and that woman disgusts me the look gives me melting ice sculpture at a wedding. Her face is stupid and I hate her.
Please...don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!!! :D
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When my mom was in the old folks home i was usually there for either lunch or dinner. One night they started bringing out the desert ,it was some fresh fruit with whipped cream. Sitting near us was this ornery old cuss and he started shouting "where's my desert,where's my desert?" and his fruit plate was right in front of him. I said "excuse me sir,tonight's desert is the fruit plate and whipped cream".he said "This isn't desert it's bullshit!" So I said,"I'd like you to re-think that statement and then tell me how you really feel,but this time don't hold back!" The guy just stared at me and left the dining area. The workers all came around thanking me for "giving them a little break" It was about every other day the guy went on a shouting spree about this,that or the other thing.
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