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disco.moon wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:33 am Radiology 😲 chest compression while getting a stent placed.


I had an X-ray on my knee.

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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:20 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:33 am Radiology 😲 chest compression while getting a stent placed.


I had an X-ray on my knee.

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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:11 am
That video is pretty good on mute. I hate bagpipes, I hate them so much I've told people that if I have a funeral and bagpipes are played, I will come back to life and kill them all.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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rule34 wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 2:56 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:11 am
That video is pretty good on mute. I hate bagpipes, I hate them so much I've told people that if I have a funeral and bagpipes are played, I will come back to life and kill them all.
The ringtone on my phone is bagpipes! :D :D :D
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i have a problem watching bag pipes being played. there is something about the disconnect between their mouth breathing and the air moving through the actual instrument being different. its like watching a movie where the sound isn't synched with the lips moving.
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:18 pm i have a problem watching bag pipes being played. there is something about the disconnect between their mouth breathing and the air moving through the actual instrument being different. its like watching a movie where the sound isn't synched with the lips moving.
It's all in the squeeze, baby! 8-)
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Is there a check valve in the mouthpiece?
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:26 pm Is there a check valve in the mouthpiece?
Yes.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:24 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:18 pm i have a problem watching bag pipes being played. there is something about the disconnect between their mouth breathing and the air moving through the actual instrument being different. its like watching a movie where the sound isn't synched with the lips moving.
It's all in the squeeze, baby! 8-)
The squeeze refers to this in the south.

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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 4:16 pm
actually, that's a pretty good lesson.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:44 pm
AYE, AYE, AYE, YAH, YAH, YAH, AYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
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I don't think she's enjoying that. The girl underneath might be doing it wrong.
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:lol:
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When I woke up this morning, it was probably the last guess on where I expected to be eating lunch today. Gobbling a sandwich in my work truck in front of Luckenbach dance hall. What a drive.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:16 pm When I woke up this morning, it was probably the last guess on where I expected to be eating lunch today. Gobbling a sandwich in my work truck in front of Luckenbach dance hall. What a drive.
That's the most boring jspsf story I've ever read.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:16 pm When I woke up this morning, it was probably the last guess on where I expected to be eating lunch today. Gobbling a sandwich in my work truck in front of Luckenbach dance hall. What a drive.
You got ANOTHER fake job!?!?!
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I'm up early.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:16 pm When I woke up this morning, it was probably the last guess on where I expected to be eating lunch today. Gobbling a sandwich in my work truck in front of Luckenbach dance hall. What a drive.
You got ANOTHER fake job!?!?!
Just a fake work truck.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:16 pm When I woke up this morning, it was probably the last guess on where I expected to be eating lunch today. Gobbling a sandwich in my work truck in front of Luckenbach dance hall. What a drive.
That's the most boring jspsf story I've ever read.
Fine. And while I was sitting there eating, a group of meth-heads ran out of the woods and scared to death a bunch of Willie blue haired elderly lady fans so bad they shit their pants. They waddled toward the bathrooms leaving a trail on the dance floor. Everybody was slipping and sliding. Bar tenders laughed so hard they gave out beer at half price.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:16 pm When I woke up this morning, it was probably the last guess on where I expected to be eating lunch today. Gobbling a sandwich in my work truck in front of Luckenbach dance hall. What a drive.
That's the most boring jspsf story I've ever read.
Fine. And while I was sitting there eating, a group of meth-heads ran out of the woods and scared to death a bunch of Willie blue haired elderly lady fans so bad they shit their pants. They waddled toward the bathrooms leaving a trail on the dance floor. Everybody was slipping and sliding. Bar tenders laughed so hard they gave out beer at half price.
:lol: :lol: A.
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