https://www.foxnews.com/us/alligator-florida-pants
Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop
Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Florida. It always has to be Florida... 
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
I keep a python in my pants. Never made the news 
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
That's because it never gets out, and it's an hatchling.
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
In all fairness, who here hasn't kept an alligator in their pants from time to time?
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
That could explain some of the noises I've heard coming out of my pants.WarmBidetWater wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 1:14 am In all fairness, who here hasn't kept an alligator in their pants from time to time?
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Obviously happy to show people her snapper
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Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk