Up here in the Utopian Paradise of Canada, you don't get your Man Card until you've fought a Goose with your bare hands!
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10/10 would fight a wolf or crocodile before a chimp.
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What do Brits know about geese Americans don’t?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:23 pmUp here in the Utopian Paradise of Canada, you don't get your Man Card until you've fought a Goose with your bare hands!
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British Geese will sometimes hide toothbrushes under their wings.Antknot wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 5:17 pmWhat do Brits know about geese Americans don’t?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:23 pmUp here in the Utopian Paradise of Canada, you don't get your Man Card until you've fought a Goose with your bare hands!
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Absolutely with you on this one.
And i have bare hand fought both a domestic goose and a wild Canadian goose. The domestic kicked my ass(I still have a scar on my hand) and I had the Canadian goose for dinner.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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why has goose fighting never been made a sport?
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that's even more reason to make it a sport. You can't prosecute a goose. It could be like bull riding.
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Yup.
A full grown goose can break an arm with their wings.
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which is what people pay to go see.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 4:53 amYup.
A full grown goose can break an arm with their wings.
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I'm up early.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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can almost guarantee bro lives by the motto 'fuck around and find out'
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i can almost guarantee that Howie is his diet and fitness trainer.
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and he was running late for his appointment with the hooker
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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wait. chicken and waffle pizza? LMFAO!
that's racist!
that's racist!
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I'm thinking I may have to t r y that.
And why the fuck if I type t r y together in that sentence does a word filter fuck it up? It's getting to a retard level.
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