Blast's Dating misadventures

[rule34]

Can I post the ones I've got of her?

[stonedmegman]

Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.

Using ropes or handcuffs?

[JCW]

Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.

Using ropes or handcuffs?

Chloroform, hes a gentleman.

[Blast]

Can I post the ones I've got of her?

If you like your fingers I wouldn't suggest it.

[Blast]

Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.

Using ropes or handcuffs?

Unlike your women, she didn't try to escape

Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.

You schmooove talked her didn't you you suave bastard!

Nope. Just told her it was going to happen. Gave her the chance to say no.

Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.

Using ropes or handcuffs?

Chloroform, hes a gentleman.

Rose scented

[Blast]

Holy fuck, she won't let go! I think the next Chick I date I'll be asking is she's ever shown codependent tendencies, if the answer is yes I'm disappearing once I've finished. She asked me if l wanted to go with to a corn maze. I reached out to a woman I saw a few years ago on and off. She was nosing around my Instagram so I'm going to see her again, just a matter of timing.

[Animal]

Holy fuck, she won't let go! I think the next Chick I date I'll be asking is she's ever shown codependent tendencies, if the answer is yes I'm disappearing once I've finished. She asked me if l wanted to go with to a corn maze. I reached out to a woman I saw a few years ago on and off. She was nosing around my Instagram so I'm going to see her again, just a matter of timing.

hire a female midget to go with you to the corn maze the same night your ex plans to go.

[Homebrew]

[Blast]

The exgf wants FWB status. What could possibly go wrong. I promised to tell her when I start banging others and reminded her to do the same.

[JCW]

The exgf wants FWB status. What could possibly go wrong. I promised to tell her when I start banging others and reminded her to do the same.

Having to tell each other about side action screams more than FWB to me but

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

https://imgur.com/t/bennyhill/ciwE0Vc

[Animal]

i have a theory that Blast is quite smitten with this ex.

[Blast]

Too damn clingy.

She gives good blowjobs though

[Geist]

Blowjobs are okay but I can't cum knowing there's a perfectly breedable hole within a meter

[Geist]

Can't be the only one

[Blast]

Breedable? I got snipped 20 years ago. Ain't no breeding going on, no matter what happens

[Charliesheen]

The ladies like to hear that.

Except the ones in their late 30’s.

[Blast]

Figures, the night before I'm going to a concert with a 2.5 hours drive either way I'm up until 5 having a spirited conversation over the phone with a woman and her vibrator. I'm gonna need a nap before I leave. Deathproof, how's the parking at the Aragon Ballroom?

[CentralTexasCrude]

Figures, the night before I'm going to a concert with a 2.5 hours drive either way I'm up until 5 having a spirited conversation over the phone with a woman and her vibrator. I'm gonna need a nap before I leave. Deathproof, how's the parking at the Aragon Ballroom?

Have you told her about your lug head yet? She deserves to know what she's getting into.

[rule34]

Figures, the night before I'm going to a concert with a 2.5 hours drive either way I'm up until 5 having a spirited conversation over the phone with a woman and her vibrator. I'm gonna need a nap before I leave. Deathproof, how's the parking at the Aragon Ballroom?

At $1.99 a minute doesn't that get kind of pricey?

[Blast]

Figures, the night before I'm going to a concert with a 2.5 hours drive either way I'm up until 5 having a spirited conversation over the phone with a woman and her vibrator. I'm gonna need a nap before I leave. Deathproof, how's the parking at the Aragon Ballroom?

At $1.99 a minute doesn't that get kind of pricey?

1.99? Please, I'm much more expensive than that. My services are at least 2.50 a minute.

[Animal]

Figures, the night before I'm going to a concert with a 2.5 hours drive either way I'm up until 5 having a spirited conversation over the phone with a woman and her vibrator. I'm gonna need a nap before I leave. Deathproof, how's the parking at the Aragon Ballroom?

At $1.99 a minute doesn't that get kind of pricey?

I lol'd.

a lot.

[Blast]

This weekend's Lineup;
Friday night the prime candidate, brunet, full Ds, charming, full figured with a collection of bras and matching panties with a tendancy for sunbathing naked
Saturday night; meeting an ex for cocktails, more of a catching up than a date, nice boobs, though I don't expect to see them,
Monday; chubby mom of 2, claims she has a naughty side, going to meet her for dinner and drinks because I'd set it up before the prime came into focus. May try to see if she had a naughty side on a school night, may not. It's going to depend on how devilish I'm feeling

[Animal]

pics of her sunbathing or admit this lie you have told us.