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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 3:13 amIt's done.
That sucks. Are you sad or excited?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:42 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 3:13 amIt's done.
That sucks. Are you sad or excited?
It's odd. Sadly content? I think it ends at a good time. She was starting to get annoying.
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I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.
what was her opinion on anal?
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Animal wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:40 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.
what was her opinion on anal?
i did not pay her to come to this date
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.
We dont have that kind of time.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:51 am
Animal wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:40 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.
what was her opinion on anal?
i did not pay her to come to this date
You had her at gunpoint?
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Animal wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:40 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.

I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said

“We rule the sexual organs “

Best first date I ever had.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.
what was her opinion on anal?
I could get away with maybe a fingertip in her ass but nothing more.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:42 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 3:13 amIt's done.
That sucks. Are you sad or excited?
It's odd. Sadly content? I think it ends at a good time. She was starting to get annoying.
Yeah, I understand that. And the annoying part :(
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I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
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Blast wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:25 pm I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
Look for someone outside of a bar, please. Women in their 40s meetimg guys at a bar have absolutely nothing going for them except an alcohol problem and quite frankly, you don't need an enabler.
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If I'm looking in a bar, I'm not looking for someone who makes great life choices at the time, and this IS Wisconsin. Most of the population has a second home at a bar.
People watching is fun anyway, or used to be before everyone had cell phones.
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Plenty of Fish incident; Random woman (Referring to a picture of my youngest daughter and I with her best goth makeup on) " Are you a couple, she's hot!"
Me ; That's my daughter, I suppose I should put that on there.
Her "yeah you should I got all excited very pretty"
Me "I'll tell her"

I was too favorable in my initial assessment of Plenty of Fish.

Oh and NO! I WON'T POST HER PICTURE HERE.
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Blast wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:56 pm Plenty of Fish incident; Random woman (Referring to a picture of my youngest daughter and I with her best goth makeup on) " Are you a couple, she's hot!"
Me ; That's my daughter, I suppose I should put that on there.
Her "yeah you should I got all excited very pretty"
Me "I'll tell her"

I was too favorable in my initial assessment of Plenty of Fish.

Oh and NO! I WON'T POST HER PICTURE HERE.
Okay, but how about a picture of your daughter?
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JCW wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:01 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:25 pm I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
Look for someone outside of a bar, please. Women in their 40s meetimg guys at a bar have absolutely nothing going for them except an alcohol problem and quite frankly, you don't need an enabler.
Hmmm, i think this is only partly true based on my years tending bar. There are some women, and men, whose life revolves around the bar. I recommend not dating those. There are, however, some people who have life balance. They go to the bar on occasion, and have other interests as well.
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B-Tender wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:23 pm
JCW wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:01 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:25 pm I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
Look for someone outside of a bar, please. Women in their 40s meetimg guys at a bar have absolutely nothing going for them except an alcohol problem and quite frankly, you don't need an enabler.
Hmmm, i think this is only partly true based on my years tending bar. There are some women, and men, whose life revolves around the bar. I recommend not dating those. There are, however, some people who have life balance. They go to the bar on occasion, and have other interests as well.
Yeah back in my younger days I used to go to any number of bars every friday and saturday night and several nights after work on weekdays. Now I rarely go to a bar unless it's to eat.
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Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.
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Blast wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:38 am
Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.
i would have been disappointed in you with anything less. good job!
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Blast wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:38 am Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.
You'll be back together in no time. :roll:
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JCW wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 3:06 am
Blast wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:38 am Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.
You'll be back together in no time. :roll:
He'll be out tomorrow buying a new suit for church.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 3:09 am
JCW wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 3:06 am
Blast wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:38 am Damn, I'm going to hell. She came over to get a couple things she left here and ended up in the bedroom.
You'll be back together in no time. :roll:
He'll be out tomorrow buying a new suit for church.
Not gonna happen. She asked if she should bring her dog, she wanted to spend the night. Said nope, I just painted the livingroom
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:59 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:56 pm Plenty of Fish incident; Random woman (Referring to a picture of my youngest daughter and I with her best goth makeup on) " Are you a couple, she's hot!"
Me ; That's my daughter, I suppose I should put that on there.
Her "yeah you should I got all excited very pretty"
Me "I'll tell her"

I was too favorable in my initial assessment of Plenty of Fish.

Oh and NO! I WON'T POST HER PICTURE HERE.
Okay, but how about a picture of your daughter?
Seconded. Goth chicks are hot, sometimes.
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No pictures of my daughter
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