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I'm bored and waiting for a pill to kick in.

Got a question or something you've been curious about after all these years? Ask away and I'll respond in kind.
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Does the rest of Canada hate Quebec?
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I guess the pill worked.
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Given a choice between a hockey game and drinking beer, which would a true Canadian choose?
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Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:32 pm Does the rest of Canada hate Quebec?
Hate isn't the right word.
Queerbec is kind of like our New Jersey.
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How was the movie "The Meg", man?
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Who the fuck are you?
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The magnetic pole is moving away from Artic Canada towards Siberia. Are you guys sad?
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Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:32 pm Does the rest of Canada hate Quebec?
It's kind of like the uncle no one talks about.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:09 pm Given a choice between a hockey game and drinking beer, which would a true Canadian choose?
Both.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:36 pm How was the movie "The Meg", man?
Never heard of it, so never seen it.
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PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:09 pm I guess the pill worked.
It did.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:49 pm Who the fuck are you?
Best Pete Townsend lyric ever.
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:30 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:49 pm Who the fuck are you?
Best Pete Townsend lyric ever.
Good one eh.
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:30 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:49 pm Who the fuck are you?
Best Pete Townsend lyric ever.
From the same song but I'd go with:
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

Daltrey delivers it with such passion and grit that it gives me chills every time.
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The Who is terrible.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:38 pm The Who is terrible.
That's just gunzenlike.

I do think they're overplayed though.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:38 pm The Who is terrible.
EV .... Ban this mutherfucker!
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:47 am I'm bored and waiting for a pill to kick in.

Got a question or something you've been curious about after all these years? Ask away and I'll respond in kind.
How would you feel if the U.S. were to annex Canada? Pretty good I bet. Easy peasy.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:42 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:47 am I'm bored and waiting for a pill to kick in.

Got a question or something you've been curious about after all these years? Ask away and I'll respond in kind.
How would you feel if the U.S. were to annex Canada? Pretty good I bet. Easy peasy.
I wouldn't feel good about it at all, but I understand.

Who wouldn't want a cool country like this? And the U.S. Americans need all the help they can get.

Hell, even Mexico doesn't want Texas back.....
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:30 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:49 pm Who the fuck are you?
Best Pete Townsend lyric ever.
“ I fucking love little kids.”

- 2nd best Pete Townsend quote.
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:51 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:42 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:47 am I'm bored and waiting for a pill to kick in.



Hell, even Mexico doesn't want Texas back.....
Amazing seeing the numbers trying to get in. Most from Cali.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:36 pm How was the movie "The Meg", man?
OK, I finally saw this. Just another shark movie.

And who was it that said they were creeped out by Hereditary? I thought it was lame.
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megman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:59 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:36 pm How was the movie "The Meg", man?
OK, I finally saw this. Just another shark movie.

And who was it that said they were creeped out by Hereditary? I thought it was lame.
Hell I never saw it either lame attempt at a pun on my part. Since Cronic Complainer isn't here somebody's got to try.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:41 am
megman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:59 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:36 pm How was the movie "The Meg", man?
OK, I finally saw this. Just another shark movie.

And who was it that said they were creeped out by Hereditary? I thought it was lame.
Hell I never saw it either lame attempt at a pun on my part. Since Cronic Complainer isn't here somebody's got to try.
It was a good one. Just a failure on part to recognize your talent. Sorry aboot that.
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