
I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
I did too.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
We should have heeded WTC's ONE DEMAND !!! 

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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
I haven't gotten that notice, but the site has been loading VERY slowly the last few days. Almost time to make jokes about the hamster again.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Google used to give those warnings at the old site.
Maybe they're detecting some bad pictures?
Maybe they're detecting some bad pictures?
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Remember the backup is at reddit
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Well, with the anti-porn campaign ongoing at Google, Yahoo, Bing, it's probably your AV setting off the warning bells. It seems female swinging hips is now frowned upon.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Who says stop picking on him.
On another note, I've been getting a lot of 500 internal server errors the past few days.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Biker is on the NSA Watch List, Big Brother is watching you
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
I have had the very slow loading issue myself past few days.
I blame Biker.
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Biker will be along shortly to tell us it's the Muzzies.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Or someone from memorial SFW saying it's the damn librels!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:03 pm Biker will be along shortly to tell us it's the Muzzies.
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I thought it was just me but this place has been achingly glacial these past few days.. feels like dial up
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Play this before visiting UJR for the full effect:JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:42 am I thought it was just me but this place has been achingly glacial these past few days.. feels like dial up
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Ahh.. there's something oddly pleasing about that tune.HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:45 amPlay this before visiting UJR for the full effect:JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:42 am I thought it was just me but this place has been achingly glacial these past few days.. feels like dial up
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR



If we give in to his one demand, eventually there will be none of us left!! First he came for Smoke44 and we did nothing. Then he came for Reservoir Dog, and we did nothing. Now he's coming for me, and there's no one to defend me!!

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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Dibs on your record player.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Any one else notice. Google and Yahoo crushed their porn sites over the last year or so. Now, Bing has joined the censure. I need another search engine. Fuck those idiots, it's how they became Trillion dollar companies. Any suggestions? To get away from these idiots.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
About 6 times today I got this:
General Error
SQL ERROR [ mysqli ]
User 'u119622030_vulep' has exceeded the 'max_user_connections' resource (current value: 15) [1226]
An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists.
General Error
SQL ERROR [ mysqli ]
User 'u119622030_vulep' has exceeded the 'max_user_connections' resource (current value: 15) [1226]
An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists.
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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:37 pm I will reindex the tables in the database this weekend. That should help.

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Re: I got this notification a little while ago when I tried to come on to UJR
Optimize the DB while you are at it.BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:37 pm I will reindex the tables in the database this weekend. That should help.