I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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How the 18 year old cunty boy that had to call his Mommy?
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I hate people like this SO FUCKING MUCH! She's talking about those "kids" going for their PhD's at MIT and Yale... totally irrelevant and a put-down to the cops: "See how much better we are than you?"
They pretend to care about the Little Guy, then shit all over them when they encounter them IRL.
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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Anyone got the full video of this twat?
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:21 pm Anyone got the full video of this twat?
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100% chance that twat has an Obama/Biden bumper sticker on her car.
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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Beyond Dem or Repub this is pretty typical of females who feel they have a little power. The worst are the ones who are nothing more than arm candy for the husband but he's a big shot somewhere. They like to swing that imaginary dick around.
I blame Biker.
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Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:26 pm
HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:21 pm Anyone got the full video of this twat?
You da man. Thanks.
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:49 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:26 pm
HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:21 pm Anyone got the full video of this twat?
You da man. Thanks.
Man, she's an even bigger cunt than I thought.
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:32 pm Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
I have a question for you. Are you the actual FSchmertz from old UJ? Or just someone's troll account?
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:32 pm Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
I have a question for you. Are you the actual FSchmertz from old UJ? Or just someone's troll account?
Nah, it's me. Who else would come up with that stupid nick?
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:32 pm Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
I have a question for you. Are you the actual FSchmertz from old UJ? Or just someone's troll account?
Nah, it's me. Who else would come up with that stupid nick?
Prove it. Where did the original FSchmertz get that nic from?
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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Holy shit! he couldn't even put together a sentence. WTF? I'm ashamed of him. She was at their fucking graduation, for christ's sake!!
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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Bitch was under the impression she was entitled.
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DiverTexas wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:57 pm Bitch was under the impression she was entitled.
The old classic "Do you know who I am"?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:32 pm Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
I have a question for you. Are you the actual FSchmertz from old UJ? Or just someone's troll account?
Nah, it's me. Who else would come up with that stupid nick?
Prove it. Where did the original FSchmertz get that nic from?
It was stolen from a character on the old TV show "I Love Lucy" called Fred Mertz, I just changed it a little.
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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Is this the thread we talk about the booming economy and the low unemployment?
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:32 pm Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
I have a question for you. Are you the actual FSchmertz from old UJ? Or just someone's troll account?
Nah, it's me. Who else would come up with that stupid nick?
Prove it. Where did the original FSchmertz get that nic from?
It was stolen from a character on the old TV show "I Love Lucy" called Fred Mertz, I just changed it a little.
Holy shit, it is you. Dude, so glad to see you found this place. You were always one of my favorite posters. I take it finding your old AV (hot babe in the tight black dress swinging the hips) is going to be impossible to find.
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Re: I'll take 'Cunts that need a smack' for $200, Alex

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She's a cunt but the po po handled it poorly. 'Murican police lack people skills. Why did you pull the car over is not a question they should have to dodge.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:50 pm Is this the thread we talk about the booming economy and the low unemployment?
No, that's the Gunzen thread going on a month somewhere up there ^. Sorry you live in Washington State. I understand the homeless shelters in Seattle are pretty in the Spring.
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AnalHamster wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:53 pm She's a cunt but the po po handled it poorly. 'Murican police lack people skills. Why did you pull the car over is not a question they should have to dodge.
They don't have time for that. Unlike the UK, much higher crime rate, citizens that have forgotten how to be civil, etc etc endless list.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:51 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:13 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:33 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:22 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:32 pm Port Authority is the classic place NY & NJ Governors stash their "paybacks" for political favors. Doesn't matter what party they are.

Remember Christie's "Bridgegate"? Done mainly by Port Authority people totally beholden to him. Big fat pork-fest piggybank totally controlled by Governors.

They've made half-hearted pretend efforts at reform, but the Governors won't give that shit up.
I have a question for you. Are you the actual FSchmertz from old UJ? Or just someone's troll account?
Nah, it's me. Who else would come up with that stupid nick?
Prove it. Where did the original FSchmertz get that nic from?
It was stolen from a character on the old TV show "I Love Lucy" called Fred Mertz, I just changed it a little.
Holy shit, it is you. Dude, so glad to see you found this place. You were always one of my favorite posters. I take it finding your old AV (hot babe in the tight black dress swinging the hips) is going to be impossible to find.
You mean that one?

Her name is Alizee, btw

Here's more https://giphy.com/explore/alizee

P.S. Better gif?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:06 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:53 pm She's a cunt but the po po handled it poorly. 'Murican police lack people skills. Why did you pull the car over is not a question they should have to dodge.
They don't have time for that. Unlike the UK, much higher crime rate, citizens that have forgotten how to be civil, etc etc endless list.
They had the time right there on the video, it was the time it took to repeatedly refuse to answer the simple question. 'He was driving erratically (or whatever it was), it's on our dashcam and he's free to challenge the evidence in court'. Boom, done.
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AnalHamster wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:15 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:06 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:53 pm She's a cunt but the po po handled it poorly. 'Murican police lack people skills. Why did you pull the car over is not a question they should have to dodge.
They don't have time for that. Unlike the UK, much higher crime rate, citizens that have forgotten how to be civil, etc etc endless list.
They had the time right there on the video, it was the time it took to repeatedly refuse to answer the simple question. 'He was driving erratically (or whatever it was), it's on our dashcam and he's free to challenge the evidence in court'. Boom, done.
He doesn't owe her an explanation. The people in the car were adults. They understood what it was about.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:23 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:15 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:06 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:53 pm She's a cunt but the po po handled it poorly. 'Murican police lack people skills. Why did you pull the car over is not a question they should have to dodge.
They don't have time for that. Unlike the UK, much higher crime rate, citizens that have forgotten how to be civil, etc etc endless list.
They had the time right there on the video, it was the time it took to repeatedly refuse to answer the simple question. 'He was driving erratically (or whatever it was), it's on our dashcam and he's free to challenge the evidence in court'. Boom, done.
He doesn't owe her an explanation. The people in the car were adults. They understood what it was about.
He had a choice between antagonising her or deescalating and made the wrong choice. It wasn't an undercover operation, police actions and the reasons for them should not be secret.
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