Blast's Dating misadventures

[Blast]

Spoiler, this ain't gonna end well. Either it goes on forever or I settle down with someone who slowly sucks the desire to live out of my soul.

Last weeks episodes:
New year's day: Went out and had met a woman for coffee, had a besetting for chat, a couple nice kisses goodbye before we hop in our cars and go or separate ways. I get a text later with the "you need to be single and have fun longer" line. My thought; well that's what I was trying to do.

Friday night; Wentwith a woman that had a cute face (and large boobs) but a bit bigger than I expected. I don't back out of dates, it's just rude. It's a little awkward as we went someplace and she knew a few people there and was happily introducing me, she does put me on the spot and asks me how she's doing on the date. So over all not a bad date, nothing really jumping out as good, only a few awkward moments. This was apparently her first date in a long time. I didn't realize that she was on the rebound.
This does affect the story.
I do agree to a second date after she started fishing for me to go to a movie with her. Yes, she was really trying hard to get me to go out again. She was going to get me to see Bohemian Rhapsody, we go see Bumblebee. She gets ahold of my hand at some point. She's a bit more relaxed this time around. It was a late movie, we had met at a bar not far from the theater and she drove. We get back to my car she goes in for a kiss goodnight again. This triggers little blast to start doing my thinking for me. She gets it and a little more. No, not that much more, no hands under clothes.
Apparently I managed to trigger what she told me later, was a couple small orgasms without touching any sensitive areas but by kissing her neck just right. This is also when she admits it's been well over a year since her last date and physical contact of any kind. Her words, said jokingly but in all honesty, were she thought her "horny was broken" after her last boyfriend but I managed to fix it.
I am her rebound guy I guess. I can stop this now before she gets too attached, which I think is too late and to be honest I think she latched on the first date, or I can ride this out and see where it goes. Nice woman, older kid, not one to give away the booty, a couple years older than me (I really need to remember to check ages) again. I may go for a few rides and then figure a way out to sabotage it.

[peterosehaircut]

She sounds like she might be fun! I say you ride that slam Pig for all it's worth!

[Stapes]

It won't end well...…..stalker material.

[Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty]

I believe those are called "slump busters".

[B-Tender]

I believe those are called "slump busters".

Cheezy made a career out of slump busters!

[Blast]

It won't end well...…..stalker material.

Probable, I have a level 4 clingy chick watch on her now with a potential stalker alert.

She sounds like she might be fun! I say you ride that slam Pig for all it's worth!

She's coming up Saturday, wants to spend the night. I'll beleive it when it happens but I've been out with her twice, I don't think she'll back out on me.

[Reservoir Dog]

She's coming up Saturday, wants to spend the night. I'll beleive it when it happens but I've been out with her twice, I don't think she'll back out on me.

Start putting together an escape plan in case the pussy turns out to be trash.

[PimpDaddy]

I believe those are called "slump busters".

aka Cum Dumpsters. Protect yourself.

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

[Blast]

She's coming up Saturday, wants to spend the night. I'll beleive it when it happens but I've been out with her twice, I don't think she'll back out on me.

Start putting together an escape plan in case the pussy turns out to be trash.

Damnit, she got attached already. After this one I need to just go to the bar for strange. I'll ride it a few weeks and then accidentally sabotage it as gently as possible. I'll say she was nothing like I've had AND I got a haircut out of the day. Damn dick is gonna get me killed by a stalker chick at this rate.

[Blast]

So who knows how to juggle?

[megman]

[Thewalruss]

This is an interesting thread to me. Got a 45 yr old buddy just recently divorced and he's on Tinder and the way that shit works baffles me. It's only been 14 yrs since I met my wife and got out of the dating scene and it's like a whole new world. The crazy ass stories of these "dates" he tells me is an endless source of beer drinking entertainment. I was born 15 years too soon

[Blast]

This is an interesting thread to me. Got a 45 yr old buddy just recently divorced and he's on Tinder and the way that shit works baffles me. It's only been 14 yrs since I met my wife and got out of the dating scene and it's like a whole new world. The crazy ass stories of these "dates" he tells me is an endless source of beer drinking entertainment. I was born 15 years too soon

Well you don't stick to just one app. I've got like 4 or 5 I'm currently ignoring because I'm a bit busy right now. There is definitely an hierarchy to the caliber of women you get on the different apps. Plenty of fish is the low end, crazy women, hairdressers, and really fat chicks gravitate towards that one. Most of the features on it are free. Tinder is ok, a little higher quality women, OK Cupid has a bit more limited scope if women but the questions go in depth. Bumble and Hinge it seems like 75% of the women are fake with professional photographers and trust funds.

[Blast]

Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?

[u.r.UtterShite]

I didn't read it, but I can tell you that it didn't happen.

[Blast]

I didn't read it, but I can tell you that it didn't happen.

Not yet

[JCW]

This is an interesting thread to me. Got a 45 yr old buddy just recently divorced and he's on Tinder and the way that shit works baffles me. It's only been 14 yrs since I met my wife and got out of the dating scene and it's like a whole new world. The crazy ass stories of these "dates" he tells me is an endless source of beer drinking entertainment. I was born 15 years too soon

It's a whole lot of work for crazies and selfish lovers. You're not missing much.

[Wut]

Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?

We need more details to set the odds, has she:

1. Said "I love you;"
2. Posted pics of you on Facebook;
3. Faked a pregnancy;

Or has your cat disappeared?

[Blast]

Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?

We need more details to set the odds, has she:

1. Said "I love you;"
2. Posted pics of you on Facebook;
3. Faked a pregnancy;

Or has your cat disappeared?

1 No.
2 No
3 No

Don't have a cat.

Really surprised on the first one, she uses "I love it" a lot. But not directly to me.

[PimpDaddy]

Let us know when she murders you.

[Blast]

Let us know when she murders you.

Where do you live? I need to know where to go haunt.

[PimpDaddy]

Let us know when she murders you.

Where do you live? I need to know where to go haunt.

Iraan, TX. I'm the one in the pick up truck with the gun rack, drinking a 6-pack of Busch.

[Reservoir Dog]

Let us know when she murders you.

Where do you live? I need to know where to go haunt.

Iraan, TX. I'm the one in the pick up truck with the gun rack, drinking a 6-pack of Busch.

That's 80% of the people in Iraan, Texas. (the crack whores can't drive)

[CHEEZY17]

I've never banged a natural red head. True story!

[PimpDaddy]

I banged one when I was 17 and within a week she pulled the "3. faked a pregnancy" scare on me. Showed up at my work, called my mother and said we were dating, etc. True redhead, aka psycho. She would be about 50 y/o today, but probably tell you she is 35. If it is her, good luck.