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Apartment needed

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Recently displaced hunchback looking for an apartment with a scenic view of downtown Paris
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FSF is renting out rooms for $150 a week.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:58 pm FSF is renting out rooms for $150 a week.
Free if you're a homely lookin' Mexican chick who owes you a couple of Gs.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:58 pm FSF is renting out rooms for $150 a week.
Could you imagine? And he already has one hunchback in residence.

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Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
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Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
I was honestly impressed with how that turned out
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:19 pm
Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
I was honestly impressed with how that turned out
Your skills are improving exponentially. (but you need to turn down your edging)
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:29 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:19 pm
Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
I was honestly impressed with how that turned out
Your skills are improving exponentially. (but you need to turn down your edging)
I don't have photoshop
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:29 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:19 pm
Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
I was honestly impressed with how that turned out
Your skills are improving exponentially. (but you need to turn down your edging)
I don't have photoshop
Whatever you're using, turn down your feathering and antialias a bit. Your layers are "floating" together creating a gradient effect.
You'll get a more natural layering if you turn it down a notch or two.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:39 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:29 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:19 pm
Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
I was honestly impressed with how that turned out
Your skills are improving exponentially. (but you need to turn down your edging)
I don't have photoshop
Whatever you're using, turn down your feathering and antialias a bit. Your layers are "floating" together creating a gradient effect.
You'll get a more natural layering if you turn it down a notch or two.
It's very primitive

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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:47 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:39 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:29 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:19 pm
Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm Keep this up Quint and your PS resume will rival that of the guy who has to make Sarah Jessica Parker and Caitlyn Jenner attractive enough for magazines.
I was honestly impressed with how that turned out
Your skills are improving exponentially. (but you need to turn down your edging)
I don't have photoshop
Whatever you're using, turn down your feathering and antialias a bit. Your layers are "floating" together creating a gradient effect.
You'll get a more natural layering if you turn it down a notch or two.
It's very primitive

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Gimp is good for photo editing.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:27 pm Gimp is good for photo editing.
As good as PS and it's free.
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none y'all can't handle no Gimp or no PS lol
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:08 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:58 pm FSF is renting out rooms for $150 a week.
Could you imagine? And he already has one hunchback in residence.

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Damn cringe at the cultural loss/ 14th Century cathedral/ [url][
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man, that's hard to watch.
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Pretty sure some construction company just went out of business.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:55 pm Pretty sure some construction company just went out of business.
i was wondering. was the thing encased in scaffolding when it went up in flames?
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Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:52 pm man, that's hard to watch.
Yep. Probably more famous that St Peters in Rome. Literally priceless artifacts stuffed inside.
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My old stabbin' cabin about 6 blocks from the tower is for rent. :D
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:03 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:52 pm man, that's hard to watch.
Yep. Probably more famous that St Peters in Rome. Literally priceless artifacts stuffed inside.
fuck. survived two world wars and one welder brings it down.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:55 pm Pretty sure some construction company just went out of business.
i was wondering. was the thing encased in scaffolding when it went up in flames?
Yes, the cathedral was undergoing a massive renovation. Someone on TV mentioned there is scaffolding somewhere on the building at all times.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:01 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:55 pm Pretty sure some construction company just went out of business.
i was wondering. was the thing encased in scaffolding when it went up in flames?
Not that I saw. Renovation crews working inside on the spires is what I read.
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