Having fun at work

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Having fun at work

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Finally have a new guy hired in at work after being short for almost a year. Looks like he's going to fit in well enough. Anyway I was just in the warehouse to look at some heavy gauge copper wire, gave my instructions and pulled some out and tossed it into a tub about 6 or 7 feet away. 1 inch diameter solid copper wire, three or 4 rounds at about 3 foot in diameter.
My old hand turned to the kid and told him to grab one as well. Kid picked it up with a bit of a look of surprise and walked it over to the tub.
Old boy turned to him and said "I wanted you to see that, just because (Blast) can pick something up doesn't mean you should try"
I had to laugh.
Anyone got some fun work stories?
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Which part was the fun work story?
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Late teens early 20's working in the restaurant industry. Sexual meat market. The cooks and I used to bet who'd get the newest waitress or hostess first. The dry stock room was a quick destination for all kinds of shenanigans for the staff. Man I miss those days.
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beagleboy wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:31 pm Which part was the fun work story?
He left out the part where they fucked.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:52 pm
beagleboy wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:31 pm Which part was the fun work story?
He left out the part where they fucked.
I thought it was probably something like that.
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Back in my machinist days if I happened to be running a CNC machine that day I could often sit back and read after I finished the programming and the machine was going through its cycles. Some programs could last hours.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:46 pm Back in my machinist days if I happened to be running a CNC machine that day I could often sit back and read after I finished the programming and the machine was going through its cycles. Some programs could last hours.
Is this another one of these bizarre "fun work stories?"
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:11 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:46 pm Back in my machinist days if I happened to be running a CNC machine that day I could often sit back and read after I finished the programming and the machine was going through its cycles. Some programs could last hours.
Is this another one of these bizarre "fun work stories?"
He forgot to mention he was having sex with the CNC machine?
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So sue me. I enjoy reading.
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It's been said that reading is fun-damental.
wut?
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beagleboy wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:31 pm Which part was the fun work story?
I've been posting here long enough, I figured everyone knew I enjoy breaking things and throwing heavy objects. We had a slow day where we had a brake rotor throwing contest. I've thrown a 20 lb kettle bell at scrap cars to blow off some steam.
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Wut wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:47 pm It's been said that reading is fun-damental.
If they could read between the lines they might have figured that one out.
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