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What's the longest you've gone without sex

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After you lost your v-card
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4 1/2 years
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6 months or so after a bad breakup. Lost my "mojo" for awhile.
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7 months, after my seperation I think. Maybe my senior year of high school.
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I'm well into my second year as we speak.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:32 pm I'm well into my second year as we speak.
That explains a lot
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VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:32 pm I'm well into my second year as we speak.

I thought you guys just go on grindr for some quick action.
I blame Biker.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:32 pm I'm well into my second year as we speak.
Slapaho can hook you up with some quality girls looking for some extra cash.
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Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:01 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:32 pm I'm well into my second year as we speak.

I thought you guys just go on grindr for some quick action.
I've been on a bendr but never a grindr.
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About 4 or 5 months. (after a car accident)
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:00 pm About 4 or 5 months. (after a car accident)
There HAS to be a joke somewhere about this. IDK, ask him if his junk got t-boned?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:00 pm About 4 or 5 months. (after a car accident)
There HAS to be a joke somewhere about this. IDK, ask him if his junk got t-boned?
:lol: Good one.
But I wasn't the one who was in the accident.
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2 years. Got into a HS romance with a girl who wanted to wait. Stupid fucking mistake that was.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:41 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:00 pm About 4 or 5 months. (after a car accident)
There HAS to be a joke somewhere about this. IDK, ask him if his junk got t-boned?
:lol: Good one.
But I wasn't the one who was in the accident.
Ah. I didn't think of that angle to it.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:41 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:00 pm About 4 or 5 months. (after a car accident)
There HAS to be a joke somewhere about this. IDK, ask him if his junk got t-boned?
:lol: Good one.
But I wasn't the one who was in the accident.
Ah. I didn't think of that angle to it.
yeah, his boyfriend got rear ended.
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Nero wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:52 pm 2 years. Got into a HS romance with a girl who wanted to wait. Stupid fucking mistake that was.
The #1 Rule of Life. When you are a teenager/ young adult, you are allowed to let the 2nd head (the one below the belt) guide you decisions. All is forgiven. After you hit mid-20's, that path leads to heartache, despair and sometimes a prison sentence.
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Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:59 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:41 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:00 pm About 4 or 5 months. (after a car accident)
There HAS to be a joke somewhere about this. IDK, ask him if his junk got t-boned?
:lol: Good one.
But I wasn't the one who was in the accident.
Ah. I didn't think of that angle to it.
yeah, his boyfriend got rear ended.
:lol: ok, that was the joke i was looking for.
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Nero wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:52 pm 2 years. Got into a HS romance with a girl who wanted to wait. Stupid fucking mistake that was.
I went through a few of these in HS as well. Non stop head.

I'm going to need a minute......
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Not to be all Clinton-esque but what do you consider sex?

Obviously conventional but:

1. Hand Job
2. Blow Job
3. Back Door (for the ladies and Slap)
4. Masturbation

If it's just guy/girl intercourse probably 6 months after a surgery. If the others are included probably a few days.
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