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-I'd put money on it that there actually is a trump pee tape somewhere. Not sure if he's giving or receiving the golden shower but I'm guessing he's digging it either way.

-Somehow the US government was involved with Marilyn Monroe's death.
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The OSS was behind the death of George Patton because they thought he would reak havoc with any kind of international relations with the budding USSR.
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Biker wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:36 pm Joe Kennedy bought off the mob in Chicago to deliver Illinois to JFK in exchange for leniency by a JFK administration
Oh hell yeah. The Kennedy's were as dirty as they come.
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Biker wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:36 pm Joe Kennedy bought off the mob in Chicago to deliver Illinois to JFK in exchange for leniency by a JFK administration
i thought bobby was notorious for going after the mob when he was Attorney General.
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Biker wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:06 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:03 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:36 pm Joe Kennedy bought off the mob in Chicago to deliver Illinois to JFK in exchange for leniency by a JFK administration
i thought bobby was notorious for going after the mob when he was Attorney General.
Which, if you believe the theory, led to JFK's assassination
Yeah. at least it connects Jack Ruby, the wanna be mobster.
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911 all day.

Maybe GWB didnt plant the bombs or even know how it happened, but he knew something was going to happen. And no airplanes took those buildings down. No one will really look into it while troops are over seas because of 911.

No, I am not here to discuss it. Thats not what this thread is about.
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efman wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:11 pm 911 all day.

Maybe GWB didnt plant the bombs or even know how it happened, but he knew something was going to happen. And no airplanes took those buildings down. No one will really look into it while troops are over seas because of 911.

No, I am not here to discuss it. Thats not what this thread is about.
:lol: good one.
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efman wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:11 pm 911 all day.

Maybe GWB didnt plant the bombs or even know how it happened, but he knew something was going to happen. And no airplanes took those buildings down. No one will really look into it while troops are over seas because of 911.

No, I am not here to discuss it. Thats not what this thread is about.
I'm glad you dont want to discuss it. I think I would shit myself from laughter.
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There's how many millions of tires worn out in a year? Where does all that rubber go? It's not piled up along the roads, or floating in the air, or clogging the streams.

Its a conspiracy, I tell you.
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In the past, old tires usually went to the local landfill or were burnt. Environmentalists will tell you that neither of these solutions was good for the environment. Burning old rubber tires releases dangerous toxins and pollutes the air.
Since old tires don't biodegrade, throwing them away in a landfill simply means they'll keep stacking up over time, taking up tremendous amounts of space. They also become havens for rats and mosquitoes to breed.
Years ago, some landfills became so-called "tire mountains" due to the sheer number of old tires that had been discarded in them. Before states began to pass scrap tire laws in the 1980s, there were approximately 2-3 billion tires stockpiled in landfills.
Today, as many as 90% of those stockpiled tires have been recycled successfully. In fact, old tires have gone from an environmental nuisance to a recycling success story over the last 25 years. According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), about 80% of (or roughly 240 million) scrap tires now get recycled each year.
When you buy a new set of tires today, the dealer will usually recycle your old tires for you. Of course, some people might use their old tires for a new purpose, such as turning them into a tire swing or garden planters. Alternatively, you can check with your local community recycling center for details on how and where to drop off old tires to be recycled.
When old tires get recycled, they're shipped to a commercial reprocessing plant to be treated with chemicals that break them down into material that can be reused. That material is then ground up into tiny pieces.
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Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:55 pm Image


In the past, old tires usually went to the local landfill or were burnt. Environmentalists will tell you that neither of these solutions was good for the environment. Burning old rubber tires releases dangerous toxins and pollutes the air.
Since old tires don't biodegrade, throwing them away in a landfill simply means they'll keep stacking up over time, taking up tremendous amounts of space. They also become havens for rats and mosquitoes to breed.
Years ago, some landfills became so-called "tire mountains" due to the sheer number of old tires that had been discarded in them. Before states began to pass scrap tire laws in the 1980s, there were approximately 2-3 billion tires stockpiled in landfills.
Today, as many as 90% of those stockpiled tires have been recycled successfully. In fact, old tires have gone from an environmental nuisance to a recycling success story over the last 25 years. According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), about 80% of (or roughly 240 million) scrap tires now get recycled each year.
When you buy a new set of tires today, the dealer will usually recycle your old tires for you. Of course, some people might use their old tires for a new purpose, such as turning them into a tire swing or garden planters. Alternatively, you can check with your local community recycling center for details on how and where to drop off old tires to be recycled.
When old tires get recycled, they're shipped to a commercial reprocessing plant to be treated with chemicals that break them down into material that can be reused. That material is then ground up into tiny pieces.
Also people are starting to use them for the walls of houses as insulation and structure for in ground houses.
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He means what happened to the worn tire "dust" that is left as tires wear out. Tires become thinner and the thread is all gone - what happened to it all?
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beagleboy wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:14 pm He means what happened to the worn tire "dust" that is left as tires wear out. Tires become thinner and the thread is all gone - what happened to it all?

Ahhhh.
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Not to an Alex Jones type level, but I do think that there is a group pulling the economic strings of the world pitting countries against each other. Call it the New World Order, Ordo Templi Orientis, illuminati, or what ever you want. There are people that operate almost in a real life Bond villain type role.

Also that US, Russia, and now China impoverish smaller countries to keep them under control. Look at China's expansion into Africa. They can't pump enough cheap money in there fast enough.
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LBJ pushed through Congress and signed the 1964 Civil Rights Act NOT because he wanted to right a wrong where Blacks had been disenfranchise for 100's of years as everyone would have you believe.
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Nero wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:41 pm Not to an Alex Jones type level, but I do think that there is a group pulling the economic strings of the world pitting countries against each other. Call it the New World Order, Ordo Templi Orientis, illuminati, or what ever you want. There are people that operate almost in a real life Bond villain type role.

Also that US, Russia, and now China impoverish smaller countries to keep them under control. Look at China's expansion into Africa. They can't pump enough cheap money in there fast enough.
So this on the 1st part.
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beagleboy wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:14 pm He means what happened to the worn tire "dust" that is left as tires wear out. Tires become thinner and the thread is all gone - what happened to it all?
Tires wear into micro particles of dust that is scattered with the wind. Probably there is some in your lungs.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:28 pm
beagleboy wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:14 pm He means what happened to the worn tire "dust" that is left as tires wear out. Tires become thinner and the thread is all gone - what happened to it all?
Tires wear into micro particles of dust that is scattered with the wind. Probably there is some in your lungs.
i would imagine the grounds keepers at the Indy 500 could shed some light on this topic.
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Wut wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:28 pm
beagleboy wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:14 pm He means what happened to the worn tire "dust" that is left as tires wear out. Tires become thinner and the thread is all gone - what happened to it all?
Tires wear into micro particles of dust that is scattered with the wind. Probably there is some in your lungs.
No wonder I feel so tired.
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megman wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:33 pm
Wut wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:28 pm
beagleboy wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:14 pm He means what happened to the worn tire "dust" that is left as tires wear out. Tires become thinner and the thread is all gone - what happened to it all?
Tires wear into micro particles of dust that is scattered with the wind. Probably there is some in your lungs.
No wonder I feel so tired.
And you're just treading water.
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Back on topic:

I'm 50% certain the government has some alien secrets and I'm 100% sure theyre not letting Trump see them because you KNOW he would blab that shit all over the place.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:09 am Back on topic:

I'm 50% certain the government has some alien secrets and I'm 100% sure theyre not letting Trump see them because you KNOW he would blab that shit all over the place.
That would be the funniest presidential moment ever.
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:13 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:09 am Back on topic:

I'm 50% certain the government has some alien secrets and I'm 100% sure theyre not letting Trump see them because you KNOW he would blab that shit all over the place.
That would be the funniest presidential moment ever.
At this point it's only fitting the world learns about aliens through Twitter.
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Geist wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:12 am
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:13 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:09 am Back on topic:

I'm 50% certain the government has some alien secrets and I'm 100% sure theyre not letting Trump see them because you KNOW he would blab that shit all over the place.
That would be the funniest presidential moment ever.
At this point it's only fitting the world learns about aliens through Twitter.
Oh please let it be a Trump tweet.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:06 pm
Geist wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 6:12 am
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:13 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 1:09 am Back on topic:

I'm 50% certain the government has some alien secrets and I'm 100% sure theyre not letting Trump see them because you KNOW he would blab that shit all over the place.
That would be the funniest presidential moment ever.
At this point it's only fitting the world learns about aliens through Twitter.
Oh please let it be a Trump tweet.
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