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What does UJR think the outcome will be? Innocent, Guilty, Hung Jury/Mistrial

Poll ended at Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:09 pm

Innocent
3
15%
Guilty
7
35%
Mistrial/Hung Jury
0
No votes
Shit's gonna be set on fire
9
45%
Erick Gifford is Leet
1
5%
 
Total votes: 20

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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Biker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:45 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:16 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:02 pm Everytime you hear the phrase "Reasonable police officer" you have to take a drink
You know what you'd never get drunk off of, a drinking game where you have to drink everything someone says reasonable liberal. Because no one will ever say that.
Ummm......... :wavingblue:
Yeah, I know there are reasonable liberals, but right now, there is no one listening to them it seems, at least main stream. It's all the idiots like stapes, cq, and spudoc that they are listening to.
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Stapes wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:59 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:47 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:46 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:45 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:16 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:02 pm Everytime you hear the phrase "Reasonable police officer" you have to take a drink
You know what you'd never get drunk off of, a drinking game where you have to drink everything someone says reasonable liberal. Because no one will ever say that.
Ummm......... :wavingblue:
You're not a liberal bro
Like fuck I aint. I know you think youre a liberal but youre not; youre a statist


Ewww.... Biker learned one of those booga booga words like socialist
Socialist, communist, statist, most far left wing idiots, same thing.
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Biker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:19 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:17 pm
pork wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:23 pm i think the defense attorney did a pretty great job. its been him and and an assistant through the entire trial. the state had a dozen lawyers most of which volunteered to help. its a pretty amazing thing for one lawyer to do. he is also much more engaging than the other side. the point with the cookies was easy to relate to. you need all of these items to make a chocolate chip cookie...if you are missing one item it isn't a chocolate chip cookie. same as this case...if you are missing one item its not guilty
I feel you, I did watch the rest of it. He was a better speaker and more engaged than the prosecution.
Yep, was a microcosm of capitalism at work
Exactly. Is anyone surprised by this?
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Verdict reached
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Biker wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:41 pmVerdict reached
no shit? already? with no questions for the judge or anything?
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:49 pm
Biker wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:41 pmVerdict reached
no shit? already? with no questions for the judge or anything?
Nope. Will be read 330-4pm CST
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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that was fast. usually that bad for the defense
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pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:33 pm that was fast. usually that bad for the defense
that's what i am thinking. if they are unanimous that quickly, they probably were unanimous when they first got to the room. they didn't have to talk anyone into a lesser charge.
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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i heard some idiot say that will do it fast like this to make a smoke screen for a bunch of stuff happening at the border. shift our attention if you will.
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Damn courts, read the fucking verdict
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:49 pm
Biker wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:41 pmVerdict reached
no shit? already? with no questions for the judge or anything?
They gave them copies of the videos in the deliberation room which is apparently not normal. They think the jurors would have asked to see parts of the video if it was not already supplied.
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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any guesses?

mine is 2nd degree manslaughter.
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pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:53 pm any guesses?

mine is 2nd degree manslaughter.
I don't remember the 3 charges, but my guess is its the one that is the most harsh. Is that 2nd degree?
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Biker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:05 pm Image

Will probably be second degree manslaughter, although as defined you can make a case for 3rd degree murder
I go with Count #1. 2nd degree Murder.
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guilty on all charges. there you go . no riots hopefully
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pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm guilty on all charges. there you go . no riots hopefully
shit, i didn't know they could pick all 3.
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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The right verdict. Got off light if you ask me
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:47 pm Wow. Will Minneapolis burn?
Of course. It’s never been about guilt or innocence for the mob, it’s about burning down society because these spoiled brats weren’t given what their teachers told them that they would get. Typical peasant behavior
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm
pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm guilty on all charges. there you go . no riots hopefully
shit, i didn't know they could pick all 3.
I don't get it. How can someone be guilty of 2nd degree murder, 3rd degree murder, and 2nd degree manslaughter all for killing the same guy during the same event?
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Biker wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:52 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:47 pm Wow. Will Minneapolis burn?
Of course. It’s never been about guilt or innocence for the mob, it’s about burning down society because these spoiled brats weren’t given what their teachers told them that they would get. Typical peasant behavior
Sounds like the Capitol rioters
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Re: Derek Chauvin Trial

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:56 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm
pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm guilty on all charges. there you go . no riots hopefully
shit, i didn't know they could pick all 3.
I don't get it. How can someone be guilty of 2nd degree murder, 3rd degree murder, and 2nd degree manslaughter all for killing the same guy during the same event?
that's what i was thinking. it probably doesn't matter.
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm
pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm guilty on all charges. there you go . no riots hopefully
shit, i didn't know they could pick all 3.
Yeah wouldn't the worst charge trump the lesser charges for same crime? Double Jeopardy or something.
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its at least a relief to know the cities won't burn, the stores won't be ransacked and we won't have months of more protests. get this behind us.
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One act can break multiple laws, if I mugged Flumpy I could be charged with robbery and assault. Double Jeopardy doesn't apply because he wasn't acquitted of any of these charges and retried
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:56 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm
pork wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:08 pm guilty on all charges. there you go . no riots hopefully
shit, i didn't know they could pick all 3.
I don't get it. How can someone be guilty of 2nd degree murder, 3rd degree murder, and 2nd degree manslaughter all for killing the same guy during the same event?
Agreed. He should only be guilty of one act of physical harm, say the charge with the stiffest penalty, but not all three. Maybe he used a defibrillator to bring him back a couple of times so he could fully enjoy killing him.
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