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captquint wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:00 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:59 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:27 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
So far mostly black
Sounds like Camden, NJ.
Pubes are on fire?
LOL. Could also be Detroit.
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I still have a glorious full head of hair, the weird thing is is it's getting darker as I get older I don't know if I still qualify as a blond.
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Getting more and more grey in my beard, grey pubic hairs are appearing. Started getting grey head hair around 18 but they are spread out and not noticeable
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:45 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:24 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:09 am
donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
Holy shit. I can't remember pissing so much in my life. If I have so much as even a teaspoon of water before bed I'm up 3 times to piss. Getting old sucks.
Isn’t that a sign of prostate cancer tho????
I hope not. I’d check WebMD, but every result is cancer on that site.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:24 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:09 am
donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
Holy shit. I can't remember pissing so much in my life. If I have so much as even a teaspoon of water before bed I'm up 3 times to piss. Getting old sucks.
You'll very soon become familiar with terms like TURP, cystoscopy......

ETA: On the 29th I'm back in for surgery: Urethral dilation & incision +/- TUR revision, bladder neck/prostate.
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megman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:34 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:24 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:09 am
donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
Holy shit. I can't remember pissing so much in my life. If I have so much as even a teaspoon of water before bed I'm up 3 times to piss. Getting old sucks.
You'll very soon become familiar with terms like TURP, cystoscopy......

ETA: On the 29th I'm back in for surgery: Urethral dilation & incision +/- TUR revision, bladder neck/prostate.
Just looked up TURP. I’d rather fucking shoot myself.
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megman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:34 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:24 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:09 am
donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
Holy shit. I can't remember pissing so much in my life. If I have so much as even a teaspoon of water before bed I'm up 3 times to piss. Getting old sucks.
You'll very soon become familiar with terms like TURP, cystoscopy......

ETA: On the 29th I'm back in for surgery: Urethral dilation & incision +/- TUR revision, bladder neck/prostate.
Dibs on your record player.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:07 pm
megman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2019 1:34 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:24 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:09 am
donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
Holy shit. I can't remember pissing so much in my life. If I have so much as even a teaspoon of water before bed I'm up 3 times to piss. Getting old sucks.
You'll very soon become familiar with terms like TURP, cystoscopy......

ETA: On the 29th I'm back in for surgery: Urethral dilation & incision +/- TUR revision, bladder neck/prostate.
Just looked up TURP. I’d rather fucking shoot myself.
At least for the TURP they knock you out, or at the very least a spinal tap.

The cystoscopy they don't. :roll:
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40. Spent all of 39 stressing about it. Now that I am it's whatever.
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