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Forums from my experience have flourished with kids bored during class and folks at work passing time.
You might want to come up with a new algorithm
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
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50 as of a month ago. 50 used to seem really old until I hit it.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
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Geist wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
I keep it short so I'm not sure, but mostly still my original hair color. Maybe 10 hairs I can see are grey/white. But my wife wants it to go silver cause she thinks its sexy. Either way, I dont care.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:24 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
I keep it short so I'm not sure, but mostly still my original hair color. Maybe 10 hairs I can see are grey/white. But my wife wants it to go silver cause she thinks its sexy. Either way, I dont care.
Post a recent headshot.. We'll let you know what we think about it.

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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:52 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:24 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
I keep it short so I'm not sure, but mostly still my original hair color. Maybe 10 hairs I can see are grey/white. But my wife wants it to go silver cause she thinks its sexy. Either way, I dont care.
Post a recent headshot.. We'll let you know what we think about it.

And we'll be nice, don't worry.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
I'm like almost half grey I don't know what the fuck is up with my genetics. I get told that I barely look 25 yet my hair is in its 50s 😒
it's a crapshoot... some folks don't go grey until they're ancient.. others go down early.. i went to college with a kid who was already going grey at 21.. which is better i suppose than going bald which can happen even sooner.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:56 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:52 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:24 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:31 pm So we've established that my assumptions were correct and you're all old people (with the exception of WTC) so why is this board crickets in the a.m? Aren't old people supposed to get up early?
I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
I keep it short so I'm not sure, but mostly still my original hair color. Maybe 10 hairs I can see are grey/white. But my wife wants it to go silver cause she thinks its sexy. Either way, I dont care.
Post a recent headshot.. We'll let you know what we think about it.

And we'll be nice, don't worry.
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How are the pubes?
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I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
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Yeah so what?
wut?
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donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
Who the hell are you
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I think it's donky.
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donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
And like anyone young says, "sex is no sweat" since that's how long it takes.
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donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:09 am
donky wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:19 pm I just turned 34. You all are old and your balls are low and dusty
My balls are still hanging as they should thank you very much. Jeezus H christ the pissing though. I swear I gotta piss once an hour.
Holy shit. I can't remember pissing so much in my life. If I have so much as even a teaspoon of water before bed I'm up 3 times to piss. Getting old sucks.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:43 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
I have a couple of grey ones.
Only a matter of time before it looks like you have Don King in a leg lock.
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
So far mostly black
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:59 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:56 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:52 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:24 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:22 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:16 pm I'm 43, I'm not old. When you're 43 you can be old.
How much grey we talkin?
I keep it short so I'm not sure, but mostly still my original hair color. Maybe 10 hairs I can see are grey/white. But my wife wants it to go silver cause she thinks its sexy. Either way, I dont care.
Post a recent headshot.. We'll let you know what we think about it.

And we'll be nice, don't worry.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:43 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
I have a couple of grey ones.
you should get those looked at. i'm a hair follicle scientist.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:10 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:43 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
I have a couple of grey ones.
you should get those looked at. i'm a hair follicle scientist.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:43 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
I have a couple of grey ones.
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necronomous wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:27 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
So far mostly black
Sounds like Camden, NJ.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:59 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:27 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:04 pm How are the pubes?
So far mostly black
Sounds like Camden, NJ.
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