captquint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:51 amWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Accepted buddy
I see you left out the fapping partWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
That's fucking gross dude
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Well said WTC.
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I wish we could trade you in for him.
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You first.Biker wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:38 amDon’t you have some apologies to make too?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:50 am I too would like to apologize for these two fags gaying up this board.![]()

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Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
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Us not liking you doesnt mean youre living anywhere "rent free" you senile fuck.
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This is a free country, I ignore the folks I don't like. Feel free to keep providing that space in your noggin.
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Your posts & threads rock Who. I've been a fan for many years now. Fuck the haters, they'll always be jealous of true talent. You see it everyday on this board.
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Don't forget to fondle his balls while you're at it. My current chick does that and it really just completes the sensation.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:18 amYour posts & threads rock Who. I've been a fan for many years now. Fuck the haters, they'll always be jealous of true talent. You see it everyday on this board.
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No. You are the dipshit chump. Meanwhile you're hispanic and are a racist that hates hispanic people. How fucked up is that you loon?Biker wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:23 amWhat a pair you two dipshits areFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:18 amYour posts & threads rock Who. I've been a fan for many years now. Fuck the haters, they'll always be jealous of true talent. You see it everyday on this board.

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Guys, we need to solve this. Stay on topic.
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Long story short. Biker is a racist. He can't handle the fact that I married a highly successful and beautiful woman that is from a country called El Salvador. According to Biker she's a piece of shit, because she was born there, so that ignorant fuck says.
The other amusing thing about this story is that Biker is from Brazil. OK, they're Portuguese but basically yet another country experiencing his type of racism.
According to Biker everyone that comes from El Salvador is a cockroach or some other subhuman category. It's because his "dad" told him that.

Don't forget, it's EVERYONE that happened to be born in El Salvador, as if they had a choice what country they were born in.
This chump is one of the most ignorant people I've ever seen in my life.
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I guess technically you're staying on topic.
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Zip it, retardo.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:53 amLong story short. Biker is a racist. He can't handle the fact that I married a highly successful and beautiful woman that is from a country called El Salvador. According to Biker she's a piece of shit, because she was born there, so that ignorant fuck says.
The other amusing thing about this story is that Biker is from Brazil. OK, they're Portuguese but basically yet another country experiencing his type of racism.
According to Biker everyone that comes from El Salvador is a cockroach or some other subhuman category. It's because his "dad" told him that.![]()
Don't forget, it's EVERYONE that happened to be born in El Salvador, as if they had a choice what country they were born in.
This chump is one of the most ignorant people I've ever seen in my life.
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So we can all pretty much agree that it's *not* Steven Murphy aka S.murph now?
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Has anyone checked Seaworld? He may have been washed into a tank and has been surviving off of raw fish


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I would say that's a safe bet. The real S.Murph would have been all over this place like a hadji on a goat.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 pm So we can all pretty much agree that it's *not* Steven Murphy aka S.murph now?
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Agreed. The Smurph troll definitely lacked the necessary commitment to the role.Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:19 pmI would say that's a safe bet. The real S.Murph would have been all over this place like a hadji on a goat.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 pm So we can all pretty much agree that it's *not* Steven Murphy aka S.murph now?
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Was it ever proven that it was actually him on UJR the first time or was that a troll as well?
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Or, the guy is not well and isn’t able to devote the time you seem to require of him. He’s the real deal, not sure why Slap would start a vicious rumor like that
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The real Smurph would have dragged his IV drip out to the Bonny to show us that broken steering wheel. Because that's the kind of soldier he is. Was.

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While you’re in Hospice hold that thought while your replacement is fondling #fingerpaint
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I'm not above tagging in a stunt cock. In fact, if I live long enough to need Hospice don't smother me with a pillow, send EV to give me the rabbit treatment. That is, assuming she breaks their necks with her sturdy thighs.Who wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:28 pmWhile you’re in Hospice hold that thought while your replacement is fondling #fingerpaint