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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

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captquint wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:51 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.


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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
I see you left out the fapping part
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Well said WTC.
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Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:18 am I am not registered as s.murph
I wish we could trade you in for him.
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Biker wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:38 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:50 am I too would like to apologize for these two fags gaying up this board. :roll:
Don’t you have some apologies to make too?
You first. :lol:
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Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
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Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:48 am Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
Us not liking you doesnt mean youre living anywhere "rent free" you senile fuck.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:01 am
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:48 am Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
Us not liking you doesnt mean youre living anywhere "rent free" you senile fuck.
This is a free country, I ignore the folks I don't like. Feel free to keep providing that space in your noggin.
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Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:07 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:01 am
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:48 am Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
Us not liking you doesnt mean youre living anywhere "rent free" you senile fuck.
This is a free country, I ignore the folks I don't like. Feel free to keep providing that space in your noggin.
Your posts & threads rock Who. I've been a fan for many years now. Fuck the haters, they'll always be jealous of true talent. You see it everyday on this board.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:18 am
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:07 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:01 am
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:48 am Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
Us not liking you doesnt mean youre living anywhere "rent free" you senile fuck.
This is a free country, I ignore the folks I don't like. Feel free to keep providing that space in your noggin.
Your posts & threads rock Who. I've been a fan for many years now. Fuck the haters, they'll always be jealous of true talent. You see it everyday on this board.
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Biker wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:23 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:18 am
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:07 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:01 am
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:48 am Living rent free in y'alls heads is priceless
Us not liking you doesnt mean youre living anywhere "rent free" you senile fuck.
This is a free country, I ignore the folks I don't like. Feel free to keep providing that space in your noggin.
Your posts & threads rock Who. I've been a fan for many years now. Fuck the haters, they'll always be jealous of true talent. You see it everyday on this board.
What a pair you two dipshits are
No. You are the dipshit chump. Meanwhile you're hispanic and are a racist that hates hispanic people. How fucked up is that you loon? :lol:
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Guys, we need to solve this. Stay on topic.
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Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:06 am Guys, we need to solve this. Stay on topic.
Long story short. Biker is a racist. He can't handle the fact that I married a highly successful and beautiful woman that is from a country called El Salvador. According to Biker she's a piece of shit, because she was born there, so that ignorant fuck says.

The other amusing thing about this story is that Biker is from Brazil. OK, they're Portuguese but basically yet another country experiencing his type of racism.

According to Biker everyone that comes from El Salvador is a cockroach or some other subhuman category. It's because his "dad" told him that. :lol:

Don't forget, it's EVERYONE that happened to be born in El Salvador, as if they had a choice what country they were born in.

This chump is one of the most ignorant people I've ever seen in my life.
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I guess technically you're staying on topic.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:53 am
Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:06 am Guys, we need to solve this. Stay on topic.
Long story short. Biker is a racist. He can't handle the fact that I married a highly successful and beautiful woman that is from a country called El Salvador. According to Biker she's a piece of shit, because she was born there, so that ignorant fuck says.

The other amusing thing about this story is that Biker is from Brazil. OK, they're Portuguese but basically yet another country experiencing his type of racism.

According to Biker everyone that comes from El Salvador is a cockroach or some other subhuman category. It's because his "dad" told him that. :lol:

Don't forget, it's EVERYONE that happened to be born in El Salvador, as if they had a choice what country they were born in.

This chump is one of the most ignorant people I've ever seen in my life.
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So we can all pretty much agree that it's *not* Steven Murphy aka S.murph now?
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Has anyone checked Seaworld? He may have been washed into a tank and has been surviving off of raw fish

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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 pm So we can all pretty much agree that it's *not* Steven Murphy aka S.murph now?
I would say that's a safe bet. The real S.Murph would have been all over this place like a hadji on a goat.
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Blast wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:19 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 pm So we can all pretty much agree that it's *not* Steven Murphy aka S.murph now?
I would say that's a safe bet. The real S.Murph would have been all over this place like a hadji on a goat.
Agreed. The Smurph troll definitely lacked the necessary commitment to the role.
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Was it ever proven that it was actually him on UJR the first time or was that a troll as well?
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Or, the guy is not well and isn’t able to devote the time you seem to require of him. He’s the real deal, not sure why Slap would start a vicious rumor like that
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Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:21 pm Or, the guy is not well and isn’t able to devote the time you seem to require of him. He’s the real deal, not sure why Slap would start a vicious rumor like that
The real Smurph would have dragged his IV drip out to the Bonny to show us that broken steering wheel. Because that's the kind of soldier he is. Was. :cry:
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Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:28 pm
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:21 pm Or, the guy is not well and isn’t able to devote the time you seem to require of him. He’s the real deal, not sure why Slap would start a vicious rumor like that
The real Smurph would have dragged his IV drip out to the Bonny to show us that broken steering wheel. Because that's the kind of soldier he is. Was. :cry:
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Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:28 pm
Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:28 pm
Who wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:21 pm Or, the guy is not well and isn’t able to devote the time you seem to require of him. He’s the real deal, not sure why Slap would start a vicious rumor like that
The real Smurph would have dragged his IV drip out to the Bonny to show us that broken steering wheel. Because that's the kind of soldier he is. Was. :cry:
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