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post tits noob
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Meh.
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Still better than a who thread.
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Here she is for you Ev.
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Don't you listen to anything good?
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Don't you get it yet? My wife & I have an awesome relationship and we truly love each other. That's why we love songs like this & you don't like love songs because you're miserable. Sorry boss. Maybe you'll figure it out next time, like Ev. Maybe you can both hook up. It's sad I have to spell these things out to people like you.

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For someone that actually is insane you don't say shit chump.
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You consistently 1 up your own absurdity. It's sort of impressive.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:40 pmFor someone that actually is insane you don't say shit chump.
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Thank you.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:48 pmYou consistently 1 up your own absurdity. It's sort of impressive.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:40 pmFor someone that actually is insane you don't say shit chump.

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Just what a new member needs, a shit video of a former punching bag. Eat a dick, you insane dipshit.
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My last few days; travel for work, saw my kids, fucked the ex so hard she admits I am the best she's had still, went and visited friends, went back and fucked the ex again, go home fucked the current chick several times a couple hours later, got a haircut from her, fucked her some more, woke up fucked her again, had coffee, chick can't keep her hands off me. Yup, I'm miserable.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:32 pmDon't you get it yet? My wife & I have an awesome relationship and we truly love each other. That's why we love songs like this & you don't like love songs because you're miserable. Sorry boss. Maybe you'll figure it out next time, like Ev. Maybe you can both hook up. It's sad I have to spell these things out to people like you.![]()
The current chick is trying to wear my cock off, I swear.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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YeeshBlast wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:31 pmMy last few days; travel for work, saw my kids, fucked the ex so hard she admits I am the best she's had still, went and visited friends, went back and fucked the ex again, go home fucked the current chick several times a couple hours later, got a haircut from her, fucked her some more, woke up fucked her again, had coffee, chick can't keep her hands off me. Yup, I'm miserable.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:32 pmDon't you get it yet? My wife & I have an awesome relationship and we truly love each other. That's why we love songs like this & you don't like love songs because you're miserable. Sorry boss. Maybe you'll figure it out next time, like Ev. Maybe you can both hook up. It's sad I have to spell these things out to people like you.![]()
The current chick is trying to wear my cock off, I swear.
"you have a fine boy there..." CaptGotti
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Back in my bar hopping dog days there were a couple times I'd be coming home at dawn from a night of fucking and find a chick waiting in her car for me to get home. Sometimes they wouldn't even let me shower first. All I could think was "How does the other girls pussy taste, bitch?"Blast wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:31 pmMy last few days; travel for work, saw my kids, fucked the ex so hard she admits I am the best she's had still, went and visited friends, went back and fucked the ex again, go home fucked the current chick several times a couple hours later, got a haircut from her, fucked her some more, woke up fucked her again, had coffee, chick can't keep her hands off me. Yup, I'm miserable.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:32 pmDon't you get it yet? My wife & I have an awesome relationship and we truly love each other. That's why we love songs like this & you don't like love songs because you're miserable. Sorry boss. Maybe you'll figure it out next time, like Ev. Maybe you can both hook up. It's sad I have to spell these things out to people like you.![]()
The current chick is trying to wear my cock off, I swear.

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YeeeshCHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:56 pmBack in my bar hopping dog days there were a couple times I'd be coming home at dawn from a night of fucking and find a chick waiting in her car for me to get home. Sometimes they wouldn't even let me shower first. All I could think was "How does the other girls pussy taste, bitch?"Blast wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:31 pmMy last few days; travel for work, saw my kids, fucked the ex so hard she admits I am the best she's had still, went and visited friends, went back and fucked the ex again, go home fucked the current chick several times a couple hours later, got a haircut from her, fucked her some more, woke up fucked her again, had coffee, chick can't keep her hands off me. Yup, I'm miserable.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:32 pmDon't you get it yet? My wife & I have an awesome relationship and we truly love each other. That's why we love songs like this & you don't like love songs because you're miserable. Sorry boss. Maybe you'll figure it out next time, like Ev. Maybe you can both hook up. It's sad I have to spell these things out to people like you.![]()
The current chick is trying to wear my cock off, I swear.![]()
"you have a fine boy there..." CaptGotti