SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

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I'm still alive! barely.....How ya'll been?
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Dude you're dead
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Not yet. I'll find out tomorrow. Hemoglobins are dangerously low and I have a serious iron deficiency.
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Yo bro
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So did FSF get a timeout again and this is his newest troll?
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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I'm actually indebted to Who for turning me onto this place.
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IP check on isle 3....
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Slap is gonna be pissed.
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I must say, it's good to hook up with you losers again. It's been a rough year.
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s.murph wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:30 pm I must say, it's good to hook up with you losers again. It's been a rough year.
You ain't kidding. I recently found out my Mom was a whore.
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s.murph wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:27 pm I'm actually indebted to Who for turning me onto this place.
kwebber missed me, it was the least I could do, now don’t be shy about making a lot of posts, it really bothers this guy from Texas. You know post counts and stuff
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So, tell us troll, what was smurph's famous saying. You have 2 minutes.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:33 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:30 pm I must say, it's good to hook up with you losers again. It's been a rough year.
You ain't kidding. I recently found out my Mom was a whore.
And you’re a minus on this board. Don’t forget that.
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HighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:49 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:33 pm
s.murph wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:30 pm I must say, it's good to hook up with you losers again. It's been a rough year.
You ain't kidding. I recently found out my Mom was a whore.
And you’re a minus on this board. Don’t forget that.
Think about it.
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s.murph wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:16 pm I'm still alive! barely.....How ya'll been?
Which one of you fuckers is responsible for this?
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megman wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:28 pm IP check on isle 3....
Well, his IP does check out to just a bit east of where his trailer was out on East Colonial near UCF... :shrug:
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:28 pm IP check on isle 3....
Well, his IP does check out to just a bit east of where his trailer was out on East Colonial near UCF... :shrug:
I wanna see a recent Cheddars receipt with his screename written on it with pencil
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I do miss that MF'r. Caused chaos everywhere he went in life. No bounds- no rules. Lived life to the fullest- big middle finger to the destiny gods. Need more like him in this fucked up World.
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Hey WTC! Bite my bag! :twisted:
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what the fuck is going on in here?
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Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:15 am what the fuck is going on in here?
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Write my name across your forehead and post it, otherwise you're still dead.
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You still got the awesome car Smurph?
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So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
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