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https://theblast.com/ktla-anchor-chris- ... meth-anus/

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.

According to the L.A. County Medical Examiner, Burrous died from methamphetamine toxicity after being found unresponsive in a Glendale motel on December 28. The manner of death is listed as accidental.

According to the death investigation, officials say Burrous worked his shift at KTLA, and then left early for the day complaining he felt ill.

Instead of going home, he set up a meeting with a man at a motel in Glendale for an afternoon of hardcore sex. The two allegedly met on Grindr and had hooked up multiple times in the past.

When the companion arrived, Burrous allegedly answered the door fully nude, and had set up the room with “DJ style” lighting, S&M toys, lubrication jelly and a massage bench. The two men allegedly engaged in various forms of sexual activities, including anal and oral sex.

At some point during the meeting, 43-year-old Burrous allegedly inserted a “rock” of crystal meth into his anus and stated it was supposed to make him “high and loose”

He then allegedly gave his companion a syringe full of GHB and a bottle of Gatorade. The two became intimate again, and Burrous allegedly inserted another “rock” of meth into his anus before putting on a mask while his companion allegedly inserted his hand into Burrous’ backside.

The report states Burrous also used “poppers,” an alkyl nitrite inhaled that produces a euphoric effect.

Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down on the bed, and allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

The man called 911 and began to perform CPR on Burrous until emergency responders arrived. He was transported to a nearby hospital and pronounced dead in the emergency room.

During the death investigations, officials were told Burrous, who leaves behind a wife and young daughter, did not have a history of drug or alcohol abuse, and apparently only used drugs recreationally.

Burrous’ companion was cooperative throughout the investigation and no foul play is suspected in his death.
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Those gay guys get all the action.
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At some point the author hit the TMI wall but I give him credit for powering thru his better judgement...
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B-Tender wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:44 am Those gay guys get all the action.
No shit. I’d be MR STD, if I got all the strange I wanted.
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WarmBidetWater wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:54 am At some point the author hit the TMI wall but I give him credit for powering thru his better judgement...
You’re not kidding. Holy fuck.
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was it consensual fisting? because i'm wondering how they define "foul play".
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No idea. I’m going to wait for the movie.
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Flumper wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:58 pm was it consensual fisting? because i'm wondering how they define "foul play".
I'm thinking it was a typo and it should have been "fowl play"...
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What in the fucking hell? I suppose his widow is going to have to move now. "Hey didn't your husband dieof a meth overdose while some guy tried to grab his uvula from behind? "
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